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1. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2019-05-21 liar 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2019-05-21 Pub. Date: 2019-05-21
Image Number: 177717
Caption: I lost my wallet here. Could you check lost and found? Sure. What's it look like? Oh, it's leathery, canvas, nylon-ish … blue-black gray-purply-greenish … It has a Visa-Mastercard-Amex-Discoverish cards and one-ten-fivey dollars in it. I keep an I.D. of a dear friend in it for sentimental reasons. Get out.
     
2. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2019-04-29 liar 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2019-04-29 Pub. Date: 2019-04-29
Image Number: 177383
Caption: Lemont? How come you kept sending me straight to voicemail all weekend? It wasn't 'cause they're announcing the Pulitzer Prize winners today and I thought they might call the winners over the weekend. I wasn't hoping to win or anything. I already know I'm a good writer. I don't need external validation. You're the worst liar in the world. Is there an award for that?
     
3. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2018-11-17 liar 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2018-11-17 Pub. Date: 2018-11-17
Image Number: 174940
Caption: I was on the bus the other day, an' two dudes got to talking 'bout bein' 5150'd. One of them said 5150 is when the police haul you in 'cause you a danger to yourself, but 5250 is when you a danger to others. Other dude said Nah, 5250 just mean they get to lock you up in a hospital longer. First dude called second one started throwin' hands. Second dude turned out to be right. The bus cop who arrested him said No, this ain't no 5250, this here a 242, I'm thinking of a getting a car.
     
4. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2018-10-24 liar 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2018-10-24 Pub. Date: 2018-10-24
Image Number: 174602
Caption: Sorry, Lemont, I can't watch your son for you for two whole weeks. Have a Lego allergy. Oh … wait, a what? No? Well, I mean I have an appendectomy scheduled. No, you don't. You just don't want to watch your best friend's son while your best friend is away covering the voter disenfranchisement in all those states. Children terrify you. Admit it. Are you calling me a liar? You had your appendix out in second grade. It grew back.
     
5. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2016-06-23 liar 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2016-06-23 Pub. Date: 2016-06-23
Image Number: 144900
Caption: When are you going to teach your son about death? Never. If your toenail falls off, have you died? If you lose a foot to a grizzly bear, have you died? If a wild kangaroo rips off both your arms, have you died? If you can survive without parts of your body, who's to say you don't survive without the whole body? You can't just avoid having hard talks with your son. I don't want him to survive dying and then call me a liar.
     
6. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2016-02-07 liar 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2016-02-07 Pub. Date: 2016-02-07
Image Number: 138359
Caption: People who complain about voter ID laws are such liars when they say dirt-poor people can't afford to get ID. How do they get to be drunk all the time? How can they possibly buy their booze if they don't have ID? They hand their money to someone else who does have ID, and say, "Can you buy me a beer?" It happens all the time. And how can they ever cash a check?! They endorse it to someone else, or they go to a check-cashing store. How do they fly on airplanes?! "Dirt-poor people" don't usually buy plane tickets. Well they don't seem to have any trouble showing photo ID to get welfare! A lot of places don't require photo ID to get welfare. You're really not supposed to answer rhetorical questions. Do you know very many "dirt-poor people"?
     
7. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2015-09-02 liar 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2015-09-02 Pub. Date: 2015-09-02
Image Number: 131900
Caption: Arms were the worst invention in the history of life, Clyde. If we didn't have arms, we would never even think to grab things that aren't ours. Look, bruh. I'ma tell you this one more time: I ain't took your wallet. Lips were the second worst. Lips lead to lies. They also lead to butt-whoopin's.
     
8. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2014-10-28 liar 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2014-10-28 Pub. Date: 2014-10-28
Image Number: 118202
Caption: Women who wear skimpy costumes at Comic-Con don't get mad at men just for looking at them. They get mad at men for OGLING them. There's a difference. Women should be able to wear whatever they want without guys taking it as an invitation to gawk at them. So ... if a really hot woman walk past you BARELY wearing a tiny metal Princess Leia bikini ... you ain't gonna stare an' think nasty thoughts? I'll admire the accuracy of the costume and move on. You the biggest liar I ever seen.
     
9. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2014-05-28 liar 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2014-05-28 Pub. Date: 2014-05-28
Image Number: 111791
Caption: When are you going to teach your son about death? Never. If your toenail falls off, have you died? If you lose a foot to a grizzly bear, have you died? If a wild kangaroo rips off both your arms, have you died? If you can survive without parts of your body, who's to say you don't survive without the whole body? You can't just avoid having hard talks with your son. I don't want him to survive dying and then call me a liar.
     
10. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2013-08-11 liar 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2013-08-11 Pub. Date: 2013-08-11
Image Number: 99766
Caption: There's such a thing as too much honesty. What? Dr. Noodle. Some lies are ok. M.A. Never in a marriage. Especially in a marriage. What's more important to you, being honest? Or being compassionate and not humiliating your spouse? Wait … Are you saying that if he's honest about my opinions, I'll be humiliated? He's insulting my opinions, dear. What kind of a man just sits there and lets a stranger insult his wife's opinions? PhD. That's not what I was doing. Are you calling me a liar? This is so much more fun as a spectator.
     
11. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2011-10-24 liar 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2011-10-24 Pub. Date: 2011-10-24
Image Number: 67154
Caption: Closing Arguments. Your honor, you've heard a lot of reasons why Lemont Brown should not be given custody of Lionel. You've heard that his friends are thugs, liars and miscreants. You've heard he's a poor, pudgy Star Trek fanatic who may be mentally unhinged and never calls his mother. Get to the "but" already! Haha, you said "butt!"
     
12. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2011-06-28 liar 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2011-06-28 Pub. Date: 2011-06-28
Image Number: 62672
Caption: State yur name. Doctor Sigmund Mesmer Noodle. Do you solemnly swear an oath to tell the truth, so help you God? No. If I were going to lie, then I would be a liar. And if I were a liar, then my oath would be worthless. The real reason courts don't have therapists testify. Have you always sought empty promises from the people in your life, Judge?
     
13. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2010-07-25 liar 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2010-07-25 Pub. Date: 2010-07-25
Image Number: 49785
Caption: Dear Dimwit … I just read your latest blog post about the executives at Behemoth Oil who keep saying the oil spill that flooded the whole city wasn't actually all that bad. You called them "liars." Where do you get off insulting people like that? You don't know them. Only a stupid moron with no real argument would resort to insults, you idiot. Irony isn't lost on this guy, it ran away. Is your whole family as dumb as you, or are you a mutant?
     
14. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2009-10-04 liar 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2009-10-04 Pub. Date: 2009-10-04
Image Number: 39059
Caption: I'm sick of liberals saying President Obama's critics are racists. I mean, just because he's the only president to be called a liar in a joint session of Congress in all the sixty years of the television age … … doesn't mean anything. Maybe not. And just 'cause the Congressman who shouted at him is a member of the sons of Confederate veterans doesn't mean anything either. Page 18,997 subparagraph x in "The Delusional Black Man's Guide to Interpreting the Behavior of Others." "Move along, nothing see here."
     
15. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2009-01-06 liar 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2009-01-06 Pub. Date: 2009-01-06
Image Number: 29200
Caption: WHAT?! I said, who your kid's REAL daddy… My boy Big L or former Senator John Edwards? And 'fore you answer, keep in mind you hooked up to a lie detector. Really? It looks more like a wire being held by some hoodlum in the shrubbery. My man Lysol a good judge a character. Buzzzz.
     
16. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2009-01-05 liar 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2009-01-05 Pub. Date: 2009-01-05
Image Number: 29199
Caption: Why are you here? And why did you just clip that wire onto my finger? No reason. Say, yo' name Roxanne? You know it is. I'm the mother of your best friend's child. What is this? Just gettin' a baseline. A base… Say, this isn't some sort of lie detector test, is it? Don't be silly. Well... Ok... By the way, who yo' kid's REAL daddy? Buzzzzz.
     
17. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2008-09-03 liar 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2008-09-03 Pub. Date: 2008-09-03
Image Number: 26380
Caption: So babe, what made you want to lie to people for a living? Excuse me? What are you talking about, Phil? Well, you're in advertising. You tell people they need stuff they don't really need. You're a professional liar. What? (sigh). Is this one of those "chick gets mad for no reason" things?
     
18. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2007-04-28 liar 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2007-04-28 Pub. Date: 2007-04-28
Image Number: 17005
Caption: Frankly, that's not your color. Pardon me, I couldn't help but overhear. Saying "frankly" implies that everything else you say is a lie. You might not want to tell people you're a habitual liar. I wish you'd truck off. See, how do I know you mean that?
     
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