Is this the rake you were going to loan to Clyde instead of the good one? Yeah. Well, it's totally useless. Yeah, I guess it is. And why does it have Clyde's name on it? It does? Hmm! This must be the rake I borrowed from him years ago. How about that?!
So not liking to loan my stuff to people who don't return it makes me selfish? Yes. Didn't you ever hear the saying, "Neither a borrower nor a lender be"? Okay. I take it back. You're not selfish. You're just ungenerous. That's better.