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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
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2019-09-08 |
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2019-09-08 |
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179310 |
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Prepare for the fad herald. If only he'd be my Facebook friend. Today, a special announcement. Special announcement? Hubbub hubbub hubbub. I speak to you today of Twitter. We have an unusual split decision with regard to a strange concept with a captivating name. Hear ye: The brand name Twitter is: In. But actually using the service is: Out. You may commence with not bothering to tweet or learn anything more about it. So declared. Free @last.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-08-27 |
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2019-08-27 |
| Image Number: |
179119 |
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You citizen journalists are destroying professional media. What makes you the authority? I've been at it for years. I understand the subtle distinctions reporting requires. Press. Such as? Do you know the difference between a regular flu and a potential pandemic that will kill all mankind? Um ... There is not difference! I can learn this stuff.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-07-14 |
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2019-07-14 |
| Image Number: |
178557 |
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… and that's how I learned that the name of the killer is … enjoy Coca Cola … Nnnoooooooo. Is it intelligent life? Just the opposite. NASA. Another digital televisions recorder stopped recording right before the end of a show. It's how the world will end.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-03-27 |
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2019-03-27 |
| Image Number: |
176947 |
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Ask Sadie listeners, I've just learned about something called tweeting. It involves writing short messages on your phone about whatever dumb thing you're doing and then broadcasting them to your followers. Aaaaahhhhh! Ask Sadie will be out for several days due to laryngitis.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-12-22 |
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2018-12-22 |
| Image Number: |
175497 |
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Mortkey, we've got to work on what we learned in obedience school. Can you sit? House of Java .net Cybercafe. If you sit, I'll give you a slice of Hawaiian pizza with extra jalapenos. A victory for obedience, bribery, or Domino's? For a soda, I'll agree not to throw up on your couch.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-11-01 |
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2018-11-01 |
| Image Number: |
174750 |
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The cleansing process isn't working. For some reason, I can't seem to purge myself of the urge to hit on chicks. Why bother? I do it once a year for a week so that I can prove I have some control over my life and urges and so I can see new things in the world, besides just hot gals. For instance, did you know we have a bicameral democracy? Duh. Learned during cleansing '86, the year after discovering low-fat cheese. Of equivalent efficacy.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-10-27 |
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2018-10-27 |
| Image Number: |
174638 |
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It's brilliant. Customers can have the opportunity to learn the secrets of making espresso drinks. We'll charge them double if they want to make their own, and, get this … I'd rather not … triple if they want the privilege of cleaning up their own cups in the sink! I'm back! You're back.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-08-21 |
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2018-08-21 |
| Image Number: |
173684 |
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Fireside Chat with: Recession Man! (A superhero who comes to the aid of gals distressed by tough economic times). What's your superpower? What's yours? What makes you so wonderful? Pardon? How did you learn to ask such incredibly great questions? How do you feel, I mean, really feel? Oh, you're a super listener? Let's not make this about me. R.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-06-07 |
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2018-06-07 |
| Image Number: |
172098 |
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Given enough time, audiences know what to expect, Rosencrantz. And with expectation comes acceptance. Give them crudty, and that is what they will accept. Give them erudition, and they will rise to accept that. Feed them a diet of lies, and they will learn to crave them. I still would prefer to eat my sandwiches before you've chewed them. Give it time.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
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2018-02-03 |
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2018-02-03 |
| Image Number: |
167934 |
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This is the Ask Sadie Show. You're on caller. What's your problem? Global warming. It's cold outside, and … stop it right there. Open a textbook. Learn the difference between weather and climate, you nincompoop! I can personally attest to our planet having gotten warmer over the last century. How old are you?
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2017-09-18 |
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2017-09-18 |
| Image Number: |
162860 |
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I'm panicking. You know how the Andromeda galaxy is supposed to collide with our Milky Way in billions of years? What are you talking about, little buddy? I just learned that there's an awful lot of ionized hydrogen from Andromeda's halo that's already touching the ionized hydrogen from our galaxy's halo. I'm not following. It's like when you're in your 30s and your hand brushes against a girl's had for the very first time. HOJ. I see. Why didn't you just say ... wait ... your thirties? ... and you panic because you're still years away from being ready.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2017-09-02 |
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2017-09-02 |
| Image Number: |
162104 |
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Our secret midlife crisis fling is still on track for June of 2018. Almost. Almost? That's right. You're not exactly doing your part. Where are the tattoos I designed for you? Where are the six-pack abs? If you'd been following the meal and workout plan I sent you, you'd have six-pack abs by now. you were serious about -- Have you even started the Rosetta Stone French lessons I gifted you? The pillow talk is supposed to be in French. Can't we just use Google translate? Beep beep. Unacceptable. Don't be the weak link on the committee, Rudy.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2017-07-22 |
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2017-07-22 |
| Image Number: |
160524 |
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You know why most political comic strips are leftist? Wait … is that your own observation, or did you overhear it somewhere? I'm shocked, Randy. Haven't you heard of morphic resonance? If a few members of a species learn something, then pretty soon it's inbred knowledge in the rest of the species. As proof: I don't even recall reading about morphic resonance. I just know about it. Obviously because someone else read about it. So I think you'll agree, first-person observation is highly overrated. I'm pretty sure you meant "inborn" knowledge, not "inbred." See? You're "pretty sure" because morphic resonance. More proof.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2017-06-17 |
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2017-06-17 |
| Image Number: |
159168 |
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Ask Sadieâ„¢. Dear Irresponsible Sadie: Last week you said riots are the natural response to police brutality. How dare you excuse looting and property damage and violence!!!! By excusing riots, you are contributing to the cycle violence. You have a public platform and with that comes responsibility. You, Sadie, have A LOT to learn!!! -Disappointed in Delaware. You need to learn the difference between an explanation and "excuse," you condescending, insufferable Troglodyte! I mean ... thank you for writing. Ask Sadie at asksadie@rudypark.com.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
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2017-03-23 |
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2017-03-23 |
| Image Number: |
155928 |
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After eating here for years, I've come down with abdominal pain and fatigue. Oh yeah? Also, irritability, sleep problems, headaches, loss of appetite, inexplicable weight loss, vomiting and constipation. Also, it took me three whole hours to figure out my new Apple watch, so chalk me up for learning difficulties. You're not by chance trying to get in one last lawsuit before Trump deregulates everything, are you? Heavens, no. Just feeling a little lead-poisony is all I'm saying.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2017-02-22 |
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2017-02-22 |
| Image Number: |
154815 |
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What was life really like in the Middle Ages, Sadie? A lot like today. There were a tiny handful of filthy rich feudal lords, and a huge mass of poor peasants who were too ignorant to see what was going on. What? No, I didn't really want to learn anything, I was just calling you "old." Let's try that again ... How did the sky over your house look after than asteroid wiped out all the dinosaurs? It looked brown. A lot like today.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
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2016-11-24 |
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2016-11-24 |
| Image Number: |
151309 |
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"Ask Sadie Advice Hour," what's your problem?! I've been wondering something for a while now: What's the point of learning math if we've got calculators? Excellent question. It reminds me of the time Grandmother Cohen was helping design the Statue of Liberty. Instead of a torch, Lady Liberty was supposed to be wielding a handbag. And instead of a tablet, she was supposed to be holding a big globe just asking to get smacked. They said all the calculations showed it was too top-heavy. But I don't buy it! Um ... ok.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2016-10-08 |
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2016-10-08 |
| Image Number: |
149323 |
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Think I'll be a more effective alpha male if I learn to play pool? That's one of those things you always see an alpha male do: Stand around a pool hall polishing his stick and racking up the balls … sizing up his shot, like he's secretly a geometric wizard who's about to make the whole world line up the way he wants it to with just one whack. Or maybe I should take up darts, where I myself become an extension of the missile I'm launching. Any sport in the bar family works.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
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2015-09-30 |
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2015-09-30 |
| Image Number: |
133159 |
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Today's alpha-lesson is called "man-talk, woman-talk, other-talk." Whatever your gender, it's important to be seen huddling with members of the same gender. Others of that same gender who witness your huddle automatically see you as port of the local branch of you gender's ruling council. The tribal huddle. Learn it. Use it. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
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2015-05-11 |
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2015-05-11 |
| Image Number: |
126887 |
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Ask Sadie™ Dear Irresponsible Sadie: Last week you said riots are the natural response to police brutality. How dare you excuse looting and property damage and violence!!!! By excusing riots, you are contributing to the cycle of violence. You have a public platform and with that comes responsibility. You, Sadie, have A LOT to learn!!! - Disappointed in Delaware. You need to learn the difference between an EXPLANATION and an "excuse," you condescending, insufferable troglodyte! I mean ... thank you for writing. Ask Sadie at asksadie@rudypark.com |
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