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1. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2017-11-05 laziness 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2017-11-05 Pub. Date: 2017-11-05
Image Number: 163961
Caption: I find it funny how you libs get all triggered every time the president implies Puerto Rican hurricane victims are lazy … or every time he praises white supremacists, or every time he "attacks" the first amendment, or every time he personally insults people. Don't you people know the president is trolling you? He's just pressing your buttons for fun and you fall for it every single time. It's as if none of you have ever debated anyone online. Online, you don't win by being right ... you win by making the other guy seem like he cares more than you do about any given topic. Caring is absolute proof of snowflaky weakness. If what the other guy cares about is common decency, you get extra points. That's the most absurd thing I've -- ... um ... whatever. Too late, snowflake.
     
2. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2017-10-03 laziness 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2017-10-03 Pub. Date: 2017-10-03
Image Number: 163371
Caption: I wonder why people didn't seem to care as much about the devastation in Puerto Rico as they did about Houston. You serious, bruh? How old you is, six? Seven? Is you even potty trained yet? Or was you asleep the last two years when the country elected a white supremacist for president? It's not always about race. Sometimes it's just about laziness. Five. I think you five.
     
3. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2016-04-25 laziness 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2016-04-25 Pub. Date: 2016-04-25
Image Number: 142409
Caption: You have any plans today, Clyde? Nah dawg, that ain't how it go. The C-Dog don’t make plans, Big L. You make a plan, you spend all day tryin' to make that plan happen. … An' you fail to capitalize on the dozens of random opportunities that come outta no place ereday. Plans is for the lazy. (This cartoon was originally published on 2014-04-14).
     
4. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2015-12-06 laziness 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2015-12-06 Pub. Date: 2015-12-06
Image Number: 135628
Caption: How come you never come to my book signings? I ain't have all that free time, Big L. C-Dog busy. Gotta keep it hustlin'. You know how I do. How you do what? What do you mean, "How you do what?" "How I do … " "How we do … " It's an expression, bruh. No it's not. It's just an incomplete sentence. What you're "expressing" is that you can't finish a sentence. I feel like expressions used to be clever. Since when has not finishing a sentence been clever? And you wanna know why I ain't go to your book signings. What a lazy country we've become.
     
5. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2015-07-17 laziness 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2015-07-17 Pub. Date: 2015-07-17
Image Number: 129548
Caption: Didn't you say we had to get going, Tyrone? That was then, Rosencrantz. In the intervening moments, inertia has set in. Idleness. Sloth. Lethargy. Torpidity. Can you feel it, Rosencrantz? The dull comfort of lethargy, draped over us … soft and fluffy, like a child's blanky. We'll get going tomorrow, I'm sure. Read me a story, Rosencrantz.
     
6. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2015-03-25 laziness 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2015-03-25 Pub. Date: 2015-03-25
Image Number: 124643
Caption: An MIT study shows "Mars One" colonists would suffocate, starve and be incinerated. I don't get it. We've been keeping people alive on the space station for months at a time, for decades. What makes us think we can't keep them alive on Mars? For that matter, why don't we have cities on the moon by now? We can do it. Mankind is the most underachieving species in the history of all species. Nah, dawg. Dolphins be lazy, bruh.
     
7. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2014-10-15 laziness 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2014-10-15 Pub. Date: 2014-10-15
Image Number: 117631
Caption: I wonder if the Tupac Hologram feel joy or pain or whatnot. Thug 4 Life. Whachoo think it doin' right now? I think it eatin' cereal. It's not doing anything. Tupac a lotta things, but lazy ain't none of them. What? What? (This cartoon was originally published on 2012-05-23).
     
8. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2014-04-14 laziness 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2014-04-14 Pub. Date: 2014-04-14
Image Number: 110106
Caption: You have any plans today, Clyde? Nah dawg, that ain't how it go. The C-Dog don’t make plans, Big L. You make a plan, you spend all day tryin' to make that plan happen. … An' you fail to capitalize on the dozens of random opportunities that come outta no place ereday. Plans is for the lazy.
     
9. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2014-01-06 laziness 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2014-01-06 Pub. Date: 2014-01-06
Image Number: 105919
Caption: 2015 gonna be a busy year, Big L. I resolve to wake up earlier, hit the gym e'reday, be nice to strangers … Thug 4 Life. … Get outta debt, start goin' to the dentist, an' really get it all together. It's 2014, Clyde, not 2015. I know. This year I gotta rest up for all that.
     
10. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2014-01-05 laziness 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2014-01-05 Pub. Date: 2014-01-05
Image Number: 105433
Caption: Well … The great author in the sky has given us another year, brotha. What're you gonna do with it? Are you gonna be a more humble person? Are you going to try and figure out why you're here - what you're supposed to accomplish? Are you going to shed yourself of anyone and anything in your life that doesn't help you fulfill your purpose on Earth? Are you going to use every day as a chance to become who you're meant to be? I'ma take a nap. (Sigh.) I guess some people are meant to be couches.
     
11. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2013-07-26 laziness 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2013-07-26 Pub. Date: 2013-07-26
Image Number: 99563
Caption: Didn’t you say we had to get going, Tyrone? That was then, Rosencrantz. In the intervening moments, inertia has set in. Idleness. Sloth. Lethargy. Torpidity. Can you feel it, Rosencrantz? The dull comfort of lethargy, draped over us … Soft and fluffy like a child's blanky. We'll get going tomorrow, I'm sure. Read me a story, Rosencrantz.
     
12. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2010-02-06 laziness 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2010-02-06 Pub. Date: 2010-02-06
Image Number: 43633
Caption: One second after the big bang, the universe had expanded … … And had already created the building blocks of the stars. Yet it takes me five minutes to make a tuna sandwich. Dios mio, Lemont. Let's face it: I'm a slacker, Susan.
     
13. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2009-05-21 laziness 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2009-05-21 Pub. Date: 2009-05-21
Image Number: 33643
Caption: You got a doctorate. At Tonga Island Online College. Ah, college. Those were the days. Best two weeks of my life. Where did the time go? Whatever. What'd you major in, loafing? Biochemical analysis. Whoa. I think I'm actually impressed. With a minor in the loafing arts.
     
14. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2008-06-28 laziness 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2008-06-28 Pub. Date: 2008-06-28
Image Number: 24482
Caption: I'm tired of Hollywood remaking old stuff. It's lazy. They just take an old script and have some new guy act it out all over again. I'm tired of Hollywood remaking old stuff. It's lazy. They…
     
15. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2008-04-21 laziness 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2008-04-21 Pub. Date: 2008-04-21
Image Number: 23044
Caption: Olympic officials will reroute the Olympic torch through Candorville tomorrow. "Everywhere the torch goes, it's attached by activists protesting China's brutal occupation of Tibet," said one distraught official. He added that the torch will be safe in Candorville, home to the most apathetic people in the world. Or something like that. I dunno. I wasn't really paying attention.
     
16. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2008-03-02 laziness 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2008-03-02 Pub. Date: 2008-03-02
Image Number: 22125
Caption: I'm tired of people complaining about how young people don't turn out to vote. Young people have better things to think about than who's going to have the power to send them to war. I, for one, salute the apathy of our youth. For without apathy, horrible things might happen. Our leaders might not be willing to lie us into wars for our kids to fight, or to rack up huge debts for our kids to pay off. How awful. The whole system would break down!
     
17. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2006-06-04 laziness 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2006-06-08 Pub. Date: 2006-06-04
Image Number: 13932
Caption: The problem with all these illegals comin' in is, they just don't share our American values, Lemont. Huh? What are you talking about, Clyde? Undocumented immigrants come here to work and to responsibly support their families. How can yo say a sense of responsibility and a willingness to do hard work are incompatible with American values? Can I borrow your credit card, Dawg? my rent's due. Never mind. You think Judge Judy's on?
     
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