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1. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2018-05-18 lawsuit 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2018-05-18 Pub. Date: 2018-05-18
Image Number: 171511
Caption: I can't believe you're going to sue me, Rudy. What kind of person sues his own friend? I'm not. I dropped the lawsuit, Armstrong. I re-checked the programming in the cryptocurrency I created, and it has a flaw I'd overlooked. I forgot to put a dash on command line 457,000 so as soon as 457,000 people traded the currency, the entire currency collapsed. Sorry I accused you of hacking my computer and stealing all my money, boss. So you're saying you're sorry you willfully and maliciously slandered me? Wait ... are you recording me on that computer?
     
2. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2018-05-13 lawsuit 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2018-05-13 Pub. Date: 2018-05-13
Image Number: 170941
Caption: I'm sorry, we're all out of mocha. Want something else? Yes, I want you to run to Starbucks and get me a mocha. I'm … what? Sorry, I can't do that. You have to. Or I'll sue. I saw your menu from the sidewalk. I'm not following. If your menu is viewable from the sidewalk, it's considered advertising. If you advertise a product but you don't have it in stock and you don't cross it out, that's false advertising. And that's a crime. So what's it going to be? Are you going to run down to Starbucks or do you want me to bring the wrath of the entire judicial system down upon you? I'm not sure any of that is true. But I could use the fresh air. While you're there, would you be a poodle and get me a cheese danish?
     
3. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2018-04-21 lawsuit 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2018-04-21 Pub. Date: 2018-04-21
Image Number: 170597
Caption: So what happens when you told Armstrong you wouldn't recite that Sinclair Broadcasting script? Oh, nothing. Sinclair sued me for everything I own, that's all. But the joke's on them: I've set up different LLC's for every aspect of my life. So all they could get were the assets of the LLC that they paid. This opens up a whole world of possibilities. I knew forming Rudy-has-next-to-nada LLC was a good idea. I am going to miss my ten cents and my broken wiffle ball, though.
     
4. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2018-04-03 lawsuit 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2018-04-03 Pub. Date: 2018-04-03
Image Number: 170205
Caption: Boss, someone called The Fixer is here to see you. Excellent. Go out and tell him I want him to teach you everything he knows. I don't see why I should have to keep paying him when I've got my very own minion. Pay extra attention to the issue vague threats to shut down lawsuits part. If he asks why I didn't fire him myself, you tell him I've moved to Botswana. Very bad man.
     
5. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2017-09-23 lawsuit 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2017-09-23 Pub. Date: 2017-09-23
Image Number: 162865
Caption: I was eating my muffin and drinking my latte when I noticed the tv on your wall is only 1080p resolution. That's right. So you admit it! Your tv is not an 8k UHD television! And yet your sign outside says "good eats and state of the art tech inside." That's false advertising. I might be willing to forgo the class action lawsuit and settle out of court. I'd settle for a 1080p tv. Get out.
     
6. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2017-09-01 lawsuit 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2017-09-01 Pub. Date: 2017-09-01
Image Number: 162103
Caption: Why do you keep asking people if they've ever sued anyone for libel? Well, someone libeled me. I'm a Starfleet captain in "Star Trek Online." Someone playing a Ferengi merchant had that Ferengi call my captain "incompetent." right in front of my whole crew. My whole crew quit. My captain went into a downward shame-spiral. He started drinking, stopped shaving, and now he's captaining a garbage scow out of Sherman's planet. Suing a fake person's real person for defaming a real person's fake person. You just might make legal history. My captain hired a lawyer, but I'm not sure the lawyer is being played by a lawyer.
     
7. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2017-08-29 lawsuit 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2017-08-29 Pub. Date: 2017-08-29
Image Number: 162100
Caption: Hey boss, have you ever sued someone for slander or libel? Of course I have, minion. Many times. In fact, what day is it? Is it Tuesday? I usually reserve Tuesdays for suing people who leave bad Yelp reviews of my café. Or is it Wednesday? On Wednesdays, I like to stand on the corner and mutter "big toe" over and over again to crowds and then sue anyone who calls me "crazy". Or is today Thursday? I have a lawyer on retainer, and I like to get my money's worth. Plus, everyone needs a hobby. That's crazy! ... Cool. "Crazy-cool," I mean.
     
8. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2017-03-23 lawsuit 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2017-03-23 Pub. Date: 2017-03-23
Image Number: 155928
Caption: After eating here for years, I've come down with abdominal pain and fatigue. Oh yeah? Also, irritability, sleep problems, headaches, loss of appetite, inexplicable weight loss, vomiting and constipation. Also, it took me three whole hours to figure out my new Apple watch, so chalk me up for learning difficulties. You're not by chance trying to get in one last lawsuit before Trump deregulates everything, are you? Heavens, no. Just feeling a little lead-poisony is all I'm saying.
     
9. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2016-12-16 lawsuit 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2016-12-16 Pub. Date: 2016-12-16
Image Number: 152126
Caption: Boss, the health inspector said you should be ashamed for extorting him. "Ashamed"? Is he serious? Did he also say flocks of mermaids should teleport to Atlantis to picnic with unicorns? Our next president was on trial for bilking thousands of people out of their life savings. "Shame" doesn't exist anymore. Very bad man. Ask him whether unicorns fly or just prance on his planet.
     
10. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2016-09-15 lawsuit 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2016-09-15 Pub. Date: 2016-09-15
Image Number: 148488
Caption: I'm suing you for false advertising. I sent a sample of your Italian soda to my cousin Beppe in Naples. He said there's nothing "Italian" about it. I'll settle out of court for an Italian soda. No deal.
     
11. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2016-03-11 lawsuit 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2016-03-11 Pub. Date: 2016-03-11
Image Number: 140201
Caption: Why do people say they're "lying through their teeth"? It's just an expression. Yeah, but it makes me think of defendants, who lie through their lawyers. Then it makes me think of my teeth as little lawyers. And that makes me not want to brush them, just in case they sue me for unnecessary roughness. When's the last time you brushed your teeth? Let me think ... was this a leap year?
     
12. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2016-02-27 lawsuit 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2016-02-27 Pub. Date: 2016-02-27
Image Number: 139583
Caption: I can't believe it. My band's new album sold a million copies on iTunes. I'm rich! First thing I'm going to do is buy a mansion with twelve rooms, each with its own Playstation and Xbox that my butler will play for me. You might not want to spend any of that money just yet, little buddy. You might need it for the settlement. What settlement? I'm not sure it was entirely legal to name your album "Beyonce's New Album." I added "sarcastic quotes" around it, so it'll be fine.
     
13. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2016-02-19 lawsuit 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2016-02-19 Pub. Date: 2016-02-19
Image Number: 139256
Caption: I slipped and fell in your establishment. I'll settle out of court for $50 thousand. Where'd you slip? Right out front. I mean, inside the front entrance. I mean, near the counter. By that, I mean to say over at one of the booths. Say, totally unrelated question ... Which part of the cafe has no security cameras? The restrooms. I slipped and fell in the restrooms. Get out.
     
14. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2016-02-11 lawsuit 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2016-02-11 Pub. Date: 2016-02-11
Image Number: 138886
Caption: Boss … I just read an article about trans-humanism. Apparently, sometime in the next 50 years, it will become possible to live forever. Stop right there. This isn't some underhanded attempt to weasel out of your end of the bargain, is it? A lifetime contract is a lifetime contract. It's not my fault you didn't read the fine print. If I transfer my consciousness to an android body, technically that's a new lifetime. We'll litigate that bridge when we come to it.
     
15. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2016-01-10 lawsuit 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2016-01-10 Pub. Date: 2016-01-10
Image Number: 136908
Caption: I'm sorry, we're all out of mocha. Want something else? Yes, I want you to run to Starbucks and get me a mocha. I'm … what? Sorry, I can't do that. You have to. Or I'll sue. Sue for what? I saw your menu from the sidewalk. I'm not following. If your menu is viewable from the sidewalk, it's considered advertising. If you advertise a product but you don't have it in stock and you don't cross it out, that's false advertising. And that's a crime. So what's it going to be? Are you going to run down to Starbucks or do you want me to bring the wrath of the entire judicial system down upon you? I'm not sure any of that is true. But I could use the fresh air. While you're there, would you be a poodle and get me a cheese danish?
     
16. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2015-06-13 lawsuit 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2015-06-13 Pub. Date: 2015-06-13
Image Number: 128141
Caption: I've been ordering a diet coke here every day for the last year. Do you admit that? Um … sure. Why not? A-ha! So you accept responsibility for my lack of weight loss and admit you've been complicit in deceptive advertising. I'd be willing to settle out of court for $500,000 and an apology. How about a free diet coke? Deal.
     
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