Look at all those wrinkles! They say every wrinkle tells a story. "I can't believe I got this sunburned on a cloudy day!" "With parts and labor that'll be $6,257.85." "This is your final notice that your mortgage payment is due!" "The vice principal wishes to talk to you about your daughter's behavior in class." "Hey, remember that funny noise the furnace was making? Well, guess what." "Oh ... Well I can always find another job, right?" I just wish they'd shut the heck up.
Look at my feet! They're all swollen! That's because you've been standing on them all day. Stand up for a minute, Earl. Why? I want to check on something… Like what? I'm just wondering,if standing up all day causes swollen feet… …then what does sitting down all day cause?