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1. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2017-03-11 knock off 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2017-03-11 Pub. Date: 2017-03-11
Image Number: 155384
Caption: I'm sick of my wife being such a jerk. Take the other day: She was working, and I reached over her to grab something. I accidentally knocked over her cup, spilling coffee all over her, her keyboard, her desk, and her treadmill. She yelled "Aaagh! What the -- " really loudly and acted like it was a big deal. Did you apologize? I would have, but her yelling like that was inconsiderate. So I told her off. Coffee wasn't even hot. What was her problem?
     
2. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2014-11-09 knock off 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2014-11-09 Pub. Date: 2014-11-09
Image Number: 118031
Caption: What brings you to therapy? I feel like everyone's out to get me, because I'm the top dog. I'm the Tony Soprano. The Gus Fring. The Nino Brown. The other day, Thanksgiving, Halloween and Groundhog Day ate pasta e fagioli in a private booth at Whole Foods. They were conspiring to knock me off! My own lieutenants betrayed me after all I've done for them! I have eyes everywhere! Don't they know this? I'll just check the box next to "paranoid delusions." Those traitors are about to find out "coal" is just a euphemism.
     
3. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2014-09-07 knock off 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2014-09-07 Pub. Date: 2014-09-07
Image Number: 115372
Caption: I taught Lionel how to call 911. WHAT?! What that little two-year-old boy ever done to you, Big L? Huh? Cops be outta control, bruh. If there a emergency an' he call 911, there a 50/50 chance the police'll help … an' a 50/50 chance they gonna knock down the door without a warrant, toss in a flashbang grenade, an' pepper spray your toddler before draggin' his dad out in the hallway half naked. What is you thinkin' Big L? He's be better off if you teach him to call Domino's. Well, they would probably get there faster.
     
4. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2007-03-29 knock off 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2007-03-29 Pub. Date: 2007-03-29
Image Number: 16522
Caption: Poof! Howdy! Um… I'm Irish. Poof! Top o' the mawrnin' to ye! Knock that @$$% off, Senator Clinton.
     
5. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2006-04-29 knock off 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2006-05-05 Pub. Date: 2006-04-29
Image Number: 13624
Caption: I'm re-thinking my whole business plan, Susan. Selling fake Botox outta my trenchcoat in that alley over there may not be the best idea. You mean because of all those reports about people dying after using fake Botox? I mean because that alley over there gets much more foot traffic.
     
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