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Cartoonist(s): |
Rick Kirkman Jerry Scott |
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Baby Blues |
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2018-04-20 |
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2018-04-20 |
Image Number: |
170273 |
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I just realized I left my phone on the counter. Now the kids can't call me or text me if they want something. Are you worried? I was bragging. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Rick Kirkman Jerry Scott |
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Baby Blues |
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2018-04-04 |
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2018-04-04 |
Image Number: |
169996 |
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Thunk! Thump! Wanda? What's going on in there? Oh, nothing. I'm just - unh! - moving some furniture around. Jiggle! Jiggle! To barricade the door?? It's my kid-free time. I'm not taking any chances.
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Cartoonist(s): |
Rick Kirkman Jerry Scott |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Baby Blues |
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2018-03-25 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-03-25 |
Image Number: |
169222 |
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Psssshhp! Pbbbbth. Bbppthh! Puuuthhh. Of all the fatherly knowledge to share, you chose to teach your kids to do a spit take? C'mon, Hammie, put your back into it!
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Cartoonist(s): |
Rick Kirkman Jerry Scott |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Baby Blues |
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2018-03-24 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-03-24 |
Image Number: |
169530 |
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#NeverAgain. Stand up for our kids. Protect our kids.
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Cartoonist(s): |
Rick Kirkman Jerry Scott |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Baby Blues |
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2018-03-17 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-03-17 |
Image Number: |
169221 |
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I hope the kids behave tonight, Chloe. They will. I brought all my babysitting gear. Art supplies. Games. Cards. Snacks. Taser .. .What was that last thing? Just drive.
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Cartoonist(s): |
Rick Kirkman Jerry Scott |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Baby Blues |
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2018-03-07 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-03-07 |
Image Number: |
168948 |
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I'm feeling better today. Are you? Yeah. Sniff! How are the kids? Well, their immune systems may be weakened … but their rivalry is still strong. Ha! My temperature was higher than yours! So? My mucus was greener!
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Cartoonist(s): |
Rick Kirkman Jerry Scott |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Baby Blues |
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2018-02-23 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-02-23 |
Image Number: |
168458 |
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So, I signed Hammie up for drum lessons. Already? There's a rock school that puts kids together as a band as part of the curriculum. How cool! The only thing not included is the tragic biopic about his inevitable downward spiral. You're just jealous because you're too old to enroll.
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Cartoonist(s): |
Rick Kirkman Jerry Scott |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Baby Blues |
Viewable Date: |
2018-02-21 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-02-21 |
Image Number: |
168456 |
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Whang! Bang! Bamitty bonk! Bam! Bidda-bam! Hammie has been drumming on that pot all day! Bangitty-bang-bang! Bap! Clang! Klang! Doink! Maybe we should do something about it. I don't think it's considered foo parenting to put a contract out on your kid. I'm talking about buying him some real drums!
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Cartoonist(s): |
Rick Kirkman Jerry Scott |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Baby Blues |
Viewable Date: |
2018-02-12 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-02-12 |
Image Number: |
168334 |
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Looking for a gift for a special lady? Maybe. We've been married a while and have three kids. So you're here for the nostalgia. I think I'll go look at small appliances.
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Cartoonist(s): |
Rick Kirkman Jerry Scott |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Baby Blues |
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2018-02-04 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-02-04 |
Image Number: |
167404 |
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Touchdown! All right! For someone who's not that into football, you do a pretty good end zone dance. That was my the kids are finally asleep dance.
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Cartoonist(s): |
Rick Kirkman Jerry Scott |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Baby Blues |
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2018-01-10 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-01-10 |
Image Number: |
166898 |
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That's your car? The little two-seater? It hardly uses any gas. You should get one. Ron, I've got a wife and three kids. Oh, so you all drive around together or something? Remember when you thought like a single person? I can barely remember my own name anymore, but go on.
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Cartoonist(s): |
Rick Kirkman Jerry Scott |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Baby Blues |
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2017-12-19 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-12-19 |
Image Number: |
166049 |
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Darryl, what would you like for Christmas? All I want is for you and the kids to be happy and healthy. You are so sweet! Or a belt sander. I can't decide.
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Cartoonist(s): |
Rick Kirkman Jerry Scott |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Baby Blues |
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2017-11-25 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-11-25 |
Image Number: |
164926 |
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Dad, can we build a hockey rink in the backyard? Sure! All we need is some wood, a hose, a tarp... And a way to move our backyard to Minnesota. You figure that out. I'll get the hose. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Rick Kirkman Jerry Scott |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Baby Blues |
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2017-11-24 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-11-24 |
Image Number: |
164925 |
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How's it going, Darryl? Shoving, screaming, greed... It's practically a riot here! No wonder they call it Black Friday. Yaagh! I'll be done shopping soon. Eeeeeeek! Aiaiaia! |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Rick Kirkman Jerry Scott |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Baby Blues |
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2017-11-23 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-11-23 |
Image Number: |
164924 |
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I'm too full to blink. Zzzzz. Zzzz. Wake me up for Christmas. I'm going next door for thirds! |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Rick Kirkman Jerry Scott |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Baby Blues |
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2017-11-22 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-11-22 |
Image Number: |
164923 |
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Are we having "poop-kin" pie for Thanksgiving? Good. I like "poop-kin" pie. "Poop-kin" pie is my favorite. That gets old pretty fast. Just be glad you weren't here when he thought of "cram-it berry" sauce. Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Rick Kirkman Jerry Scott |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Baby Blues |
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2017-11-07 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-11-07 |
Image Number: |
164441 |
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Yolanda and I have decided to take a self-defense class! What? Why?? It's exercise. It's me-time, and I'll learn how to protect myself! I can show you how to do that. Owning "The Karate Kid" on blu-ray doesn't make you a self-defense expert. Doesn't hurt.
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Cartoonist(s): |
Rick Kirkman Jerry Scott |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Baby Blues |
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2017-11-05 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-11-05 |
Image Number: |
163940 |
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The houses in this magazine are stunning! Every room is so perfectly put together. The furniture, the wall colors, the carpets … everything is gorgeous. You don't see any kids, though. Starting to connect the dots.
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Cartoonist(s): |
Rick Kirkman Jerry Scott |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Baby Blues |
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2017-10-01 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-10-01 |
Image Number: |
162665 |
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There's the Big Dipper, kids. The big what?? All I see is sky. Right there, the stars that look like a water dipper. What's a water dipper? That's just a bunch of dots. It's also part of Ursa Major. There's any army guy up there? Seriously? Is he in a spaceship? No! No! Those stars form the shape of a bear! What are you talking about? Bears don't join the army, dad. If they did, maybe this wouldn't be so boring. How was the star gazing? Galileo would weep.
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Cartoonist(s): |
Rick Kirkman Jerry Scott |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Baby Blues |
Viewable Date: |
2017-09-30 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-09-30 |
Image Number: |
162878 |
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I'm sorry Hammie wasn't interested in the model airplane. It's okay. Why would any kid want to learn the art of fine craftsmanship when he could be spending his youth blowing up space zombies with videogame bullets. You tell 'em, gramps. Whippersnappers.
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