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81. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2008-05-14 joke 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2008-05-14 Pub. Date: 2008-05-14
Image Number: 23476
Caption: Whachoo mean my HMO won't cover this? Well, they read the police report… You apparently told an enormous thug: "Yo momma so fat that YOU fat 'cause you ate yo' fat momma." Then he sat on your leg. I'm not following. What do "stupidity is a pre-existing condition" mean?
     
82. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2008-02-24 joke 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2008-02-24 Pub. Date: 2008-02-24
Image Number: 21934
Caption: I've been reading your blog, Lemont. Did you write to NBC I asked? I downloaded all those "Journeyman" episodes like you said we should do. Did you write to NBC like I asked? I loved it. It started a little slowly, but man, it got sooo good! Did you write to NBC like I asked? Oh, when she opened her eyes and finally saw him disappear, I just cried and cried. DID YOU WRITE TO NBC LIKE I ASKED? If only there were some way to get NBC to renew the show. AAAARGH!! This is just way too easy.
     
83. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2007-11-06 joke 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2007-11-06 Pub. Date: 2007-11-06
Image Number: 19243
Caption: I'm Darnell Timmid, auditioning for the role of "Rapper Nemesis." (Ahem). Yo' momma is slightly overweight. NEXT. Too strong?
     
84. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2007-10-27 joke 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2007-10-27 Pub. Date: 2007-10-27
Image Number: 19039
Caption: Sometimes I think you don't have a romantic bone in your body. Will you PLEASE stop telling that stupid joke? (A) I don't believe that happened, and (B), you're way too hard on yourself. I'm not even funny on the cellular level.
     
85. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2007-05-31 joke 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2007-05-31 Pub. Date: 2007-05-31
Image Number: 17384
Caption: Hello, I'm Mitt Romney. I'm running for president. Although I'm a Mormon, I can't imagine anything more awful than polygamy. Just thought you should know that. Wanna hear a good Mormon joke? Someone's over-compensating.
     
86. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2007-05-12 joke 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2007-05-12 Pub. Date: 2007-05-12
Image Number: 17179
Caption: One more warning about the future, Lemont… What's that, Lemont? It's a term describing a time which hasn't happened yet, isn't happening now, but will happen hereafter. …but that's not important right now. Surely I'm not still telling "airplane" jokes fifty years from now. Don't call me "fifty." ...I mean, "Shirley."
     
87. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2006-12-29 joke 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2006-12-29 Pub. Date: 2006-12-29
Image Number: 15645
Caption: Man, people are posting nasty comments on my blog. Saying I'm a "joke," a "moron." I just don't get it, Susan. Lemme explain it to you, Lemont. You wrote that the Ghost of Christmas Present visited you a few days ago. You said he was there to cheer you up, but when ye saw your life, he got depressed, curled up in a corner and went to sleep crying. What's your point? Dios mio.
     
88. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2006-06-24 joke 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2006-06-24 Pub. Date: 2006-06-24
Image Number: 13995
Caption: I’d like to apologize for our obese viewers for comments two days ago. When I joked that the Army's decision to allow obese applicants was a conspiracy to enrich Halliburton's dessert division, that was insensitive. I'm a rail-thin, air-headed newsmodel, and sometimes I forget that most Americans are obese. Classy apology. That should hold 'em 'til dinner. Are we still on?
     
89. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2005-12-29 joke 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2005-12-29 Pub. Date: 2005-12-29
Image Number: 12604
Caption: Bank of Candorville. So let me get this straight, Mr. C-Dog. You want another small business loan. Yes, I'd like to capitalize and diversify my method of entrepreneurialism heretofore, increasing my profitabilitiness of earning potential, if you will. Y'know what I'm sayin'? Did Bruce send you? Is this another practical joke?
     
90. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2005-11-23 joke 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2005-11-28 Pub. Date: 2005-11-23
Image Number: 12288
Caption: My last few dates told me I'm boring. I've decided to do something about it. What -- You're gonna tell more jokes or something? I'm going to stand in front of this piece of cardboard and these words will send my date subliminal messages. Fun fun exciting fun exciting. You're not allowed to watch any more presidential speeches. Hey, whatever works.
     
91. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2005-05-01 joke 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2005-05-01 Pub. Date: 2005-05-01
Image Number: 10326
Caption: I think I may have ruined Susan's life, Clyde. Wuzzat, Lemont? "Last week she dyed here hair blonde. I thought it looked awful, but I was in shock and didn't want to hurt her feelings -- so I lied and said it looked great."…..
     
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