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1. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2019-04-21 Jack 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2019-04-21 Pub. Date: 2019-04-21
Image Number: 177255
Caption: My boss asked me if I'd consider getting a more professional-looking haircut. Dr. Noodle. I told him It is professional. I get it cut at Roscoe's Barbershop every two weeks. So then he said That's not what I meant. He said Think of cropping it short. So I said But Cody has longer hair than I do. So does Chad. And Bryan. And Todd. And Jack. And Spencer ... and you. So then he said he wasn't going to name names, but one of my coworkers told him my aggressive hair makes them uncomfortable. So I said to him that coworkers complaint, and you siding with them, is making me uncomfortable. What are you going to do about that? Let me guess ... He told me there was no need to be so aggressive.
     
2. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2018-08-09 Jack 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2018-08-09 Pub. Date: 2018-08-09
Image Number: 173376
Caption: twitter. Sassynic: Jumping jacks … have those ever been considered a real exercise? They seem so … fake to me. They're the breast implants of exercises. Candorville: If a caveman saw all the glowing, blinking devices in my room he'd flip out. I'd hate 2 see what he'd do if he saw my bills for all of them. I don't understand, what's this have to do with you deciding you no longer need counseling? I'm cured! All the voices in my head have been crowded out by all the voices in my phone.
     
3. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2018-02-22 Jack 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2018-02-22 Pub. Date: 2018-02-22
Image Number: 168663
Caption: I am come that you may have life and have it abundantly. Be not content to live in a basement studio apartment with cable TV jacked from your neighbor across the alley. You are capable of so much more, my child. Am I capable of gettin' some sleep, bruh? Well, excuse me for trying to grant you a divine revelation. Excused.
     
4. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2017-05-24 Jack 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2017-05-24 Pub. Date: 2017-05-24
Image Number: 158342
Caption: We don't suspect you of helping Russia blackmail the president. It's your college roommate, Rudy Park. He's the mole. Ithee. Thn hwcm imn hur? You and I go way back, Lemont. Of all the journalists I've monitored, you're by far my favorite. Mmble. Huh? I said "Untie me and let me go, you fascist, jack-booted thug!" Anyway, you've heard of "Deep Throat," right? Well ... first thing we need to do is come up with a good code name for me.
     
5. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2016-09-22 Jack 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2016-09-22 Pub. Date: 2016-09-22
Image Number: 148764
Caption: Sir, Concast Cable's interested in an ad campaign that'll soften up their image in advance of this mega-merger. When people think of their purchase of Slime-Warmer Cable, Concast wants them to think of a mom-and-pop store … and not a corporate behemoth that's going to slash thousands of jobs, create a monopoly and eventually jack up prices. This'll be tough. On the bright side, we get to charge them the "utter (censored)" fee. Yayle. CEO of the Year 2002.
     
6. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2016-01-14 Jack 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2016-01-14 Pub. Date: 2016-01-14
Image Number: 137666
Caption: I am come that you may have life and have it abundantly. Be not content to live in a basement studio apartment with cable TV jacked from your neighbor across the alley. You are capable of so much more, my child. Am I capable of gettin' some sleep, bruh? Well, excuse me for trying to grant you a divine revelation. Excused.
     
7. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2014-09-17 Jack 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2014-09-17 Pub. Date: 2014-09-17
Image Number: 116480
Caption: Sir, Concast Cable's interested in an ad campaign that'll soften up their image in advance of this mega-merger. When people think of their purchase of Slime-Warmer Cable, Concast wants them to think of a mom-and-pop store … … and not a corporate behemoth that's going to slash thousands of jobs, create a monopoly and eventually jack up prices. This'll be tough. On the bright side, we get to charge them the "utter censored" fee.
     
8. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2012-01-16 Jack 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2012-01-16 Pub. Date: 2012-01-16
Image Number: 43923
Caption: twitter. Sassynic: Jumping jacks … have those ever been considered a real exercise? They seem so … fake to me. They're the breast implants of exercises. Candorville: If a caveman saw all the glowing, blinking devices in my room, he'd flip out. I'd hate 2 see what he'd do if he saw my bills for all of them. I don't understand, what's this have to do with you deciding you no longer need counseling? I'm cured! All the voices in my head have been crowded out by all the voices in my phone. (Published originally on 2010-02-08.)
     
9. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2011-02-20 Jack 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2011-02-20 Pub. Date: 2011-02-20
Image Number: 57404
Caption: Hello, you've reached Feudalbanc Massacard's fraud protection department. This is Ryan, how may I hinder you? I'd like to report some fraud. I noticed my APR has been increased from 12.5% to 29.9%. … Even though I've never missed a payment, my balance is really low, and I've been a customer of yours for over a dozen years. You sent me a letter saying you jacked up my APR because my debt-to-limit ratio on a card from a different company is too high. Why does my owing someone else money mean you get to rush in and charge me more? Um ... sir, you said you had fraud to report. Haven't you been listening, Ryan?
     
10. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2011-01-29 Jack 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2011-01-29 Pub. Date: 2011-01-29
Image Number: 56624
Caption: What I would like is for somebody to tell me whether we'd still have the works for Vincent Van Gogh if antipsychotic pills were around back then. … Or the writings of Jack Kerouac. Or the achievements of mathematician John Nash. What I would like is for someone to tell me how many geniuses we'll never have because their brilliance is stifled by drugs. We're all out of that, but we do have good tuna melt.
     
11. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2009-12-03 Jack 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2009-12-03 Pub. Date: 2009-12-03
Image Number: 41432
Caption: I thought I knew the evil of gangs. Drive-bys, carjackings, garish bandanas … But y'know what? Americans don't know what hard-core gangs are. They're MUCH worse here in Mexico. Hmph. What would you know about gangs? I counseled gangbangers at Folsom Prison for eight years. I own the "New Jack City" DVD. It's not a competition.
     
12. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2008-06-02 Jack 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2008-06-02 Pub. Date: 2008-06-02
Image Number: 23871
Caption: With Feudalbanc Massacard's 0% APR on balance transfers, you can consolidate all your credit cards and save $$$! And then, six months later, we'll jack up your APR so you'll end up paying twice as much, falling behind and getting huge late fees! Sign here totally wreck your life. x_______. Sign here to tally wreck your life. x___Lemont Brown (signature).
     
13. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2007-06-19 Jack 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2007-06-19 Pub. Date: 2007-06-19
Image Number: 17669
Caption: I have to give my editor a column by 5, but all morning I couldn't think of anything to write. Then it hit me: Dr. Kevorkian just got out of jail. (He's the dude who used to help suffering people kill themselves.) You take writer's block way too hard. What? What?
     
14. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2005-12-06 Jack 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2005-12-06 Pub. Date: 2005-12-06
Image Number: 12396
Caption: Dag, Lemont. If we gonna have this conversation again, I'ma get comfortable. Every couple years you go on yappin' about how I shouldn't call you "N****," then you go on about how it's racist an' hateful. An' then I say I'm turnin' "N****" into a term of endearment that drains the hate out of it. Yeah, yeah, I see the point, but ... It's the same reason I jack punks' wallets.
     
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