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Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Candorville |
Viewable Date: |
2012-07-31 |
Pub. Date: |
2012-07-31 |
Image Number: |
84694 |
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Never mind why, just sell all my stocks, now. Will work for (line drawn through $ and Euro currency symbol) chickens. Slauson Ave. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
Viewable Date: |
2012-06-11 |
Pub. Date: |
2012-06-11 |
Image Number: |
82057 |
Caption: |
Commodities Exchange. Around here, unloading 50 tons of pork bellies is not a physically demanding task. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Candorville |
Viewable Date: |
2012-05-28 |
Pub. Date: |
2012-05-28 |
Image Number: |
81462 |
Caption: |
Invested in Facebook. Please $ help $. Will advise you not to invest in companies that don't make any products. $5.00 |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
Viewable Date: |
2012-05-26 |
Pub. Date: |
2012-05-26 |
Image Number: |
81189 |
Caption: |
Investment Banking. This is a derivative of a derivative, and you know what they say about making copies of copies. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
Viewable Date: |
2012-04-26 |
Pub. Date: |
2012-04-26 |
Image Number: |
79879 |
Caption: |
But the real money will be in options. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
John Deering |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Strange Brew |
Viewable Date: |
2012-03-11 |
Pub. Date: |
2012-03-11 |
Image Number: |
76824 |
Caption: |
Ok, let's check your statement again. You said this kid moved into your garage, and you gave him your retirement money? The Cunninghams had fallen victim to a Fonzie scheme. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
Viewable Date: |
2011-11-13 |
Pub. Date: |
2011-11-13 |
Image Number: |
73482 |
Caption: |
My first investment was in a couple of savings and loans, just before they collapsed. I invested in internet companies right before the tech bubble burst. And I went heavily into real estate then the housing market went bust! I still think I'm going to hit it big! But I'm not as young as I used to be ... I just hope that my ship comes in while I'm still able to unload it. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
Viewable Date: |
2011-10-18 |
Pub. Date: |
2011-10-18 |
Image Number: |
67085 |
Caption: |
Seminar Today: Making Your Money Go Farther. It's just a tutorial on folding paper airplanes. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Mike Peters |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Mother Goose and Grimm |
Viewable Date: |
2011-09-01 |
Pub. Date: |
2011-09-01 |
Image Number: |
65210 |
Caption: |
How's your friend Bob the Stock Broker doing? Oh, he's been a little jittery lately. All cooped up and working too hard. I told him to get out, relax and find some friends he can exercise with. Jump jump jump. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Mike Peters |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Mother Goose and Grimm |
Viewable Date: |
2011-08-30 |
Pub. Date: |
2011-08-30 |
Image Number: |
65208 |
Caption: |
Where's Ralph? He took Bob the Broker to an ice cream parlor to get his mind off the recession. Look Bob, it's double-dip. Come off the ledge, Broker Bob. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Mike Peters |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Mother Goose and Grimm |
Viewable Date: |
2011-08-29 |
Pub. Date: |
2011-08-29 |
Image Number: |
65207 |
Caption: |
This is my friend Bob the Broker. He spooks rather easily, so don't talk about the economy, just talk about the weather. I hear we're headed for a tropical depression. I wish you wouldn't use the "D" word around Broker Bob. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
Viewable Date: |
2011-07-13 |
Pub. Date: |
2011-07-13 |
Image Number: |
63066 |
Caption: |
Frank, you had to get a second job? I should have read the fine print on that investment that guaranteed I'd "clean up"! |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Mike Peters |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Mother Goose and Grimm |
Viewable Date: |
2011-06-15 |
Pub. Date: |
2011-06-15 |
Image Number: |
62221 |
Caption: |
How's your family doing, Monopoly Dog? Not well, they lost their investments to foreclosures. But, I thought they owned a chain of hotels. They did. But they forgot to put on windows and doors. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
Viewable Date: |
2011-05-20 |
Pub. Date: |
2011-05-20 |
Image Number: |
60876 |
Caption: |
Brokerage Accounts. I was trying for liquidity and I got a meltdown. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
Viewable Date: |
2011-04-24 |
Pub. Date: |
2011-04-24 |
Image Number: |
60268 |
Caption: |
My friend Joe lost his job as an investment banker. Now he spends his days here in the park talking to me and Frank. He's having a hard time coming to grips with the job opportunities available to him right now. No. "Flipping burgers" does not mean borrowing money to buy them cheap and selling them at a higher price later. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Candorville |
Viewable Date: |
2011-04-07 |
Pub. Date: |
2011-04-07 |
Image Number: |
59399 |
Caption: |
There's another bright side to making no money at all. Stop while you're behind. Choices. I make six figures, and have way too many choices. Stocks or CD? House or condo? 401K or shady Panamanian and Cayman bank accounts? You really are lucky you don't have to face any of these choices. Wait. Back up. I choose not to. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
Viewable Date: |
2010-11-14 |
Pub. Date: |
2010-11-14 |
Image Number: |
54310 |
Caption: |
Broker. Stocks. Bonds. It looks like a chaotic financial market down there. The gene for height is short selling. An oxygen teamed up with a couple hydrogens to make bonds and create liquid assets. Those simple sugars are buying fast-rising energy stocks that'll probably crash later. And the helium atom is selling everything. I think he has to make a balloon payment! |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
Viewable Date: |
2010-11-05 |
Pub. Date: |
2010-11-05 |
Image Number: |
53903 |
Caption: |
Wall Street Money Never Sleeps. They've obviously never seen my investment portfolio. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
Viewable Date: |
2010-10-24 |
Pub. Date: |
2010-10-24 |
Image Number: |
53815 |
Caption: |
My buddy Frank has been struggling to control his weight. Frank, you're eating doughnuts! I have to --- in these tough economic times doughnuts are the one investment that provide a guaranteed rate of growth. You also ate a big dinner last night! It's hard to watch what you eat when it's dark out! Okay, I admit it --- I just don't have the willpower to stick to a diet. It's a case of the weak inheriting the girth! |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Dave Coverly |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Speed Bump |
Viewable Date: |
2010-10-11 |
Pub. Date: |
2010-10-11 |
Image Number: |
52986 |
Caption: |
Stocks were up today on news that most of us have no @#%^ clue why stocks go up or down. |
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