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1. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2019-02-12 ingredient 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2019-02-12 Pub. Date: 2019-02-12
Image Number: 176306
Caption: Are you going to finish your pie? Why? You want the last bite? Not at all. I wouldn't put the gelatinous crud in my body, especially since some café worker probably sneezed on it. You have no idea what sort of ingredients they put in restaurant food. Do they even wash the insects here? I like washed insects. Extremely grossed out.
     
2. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2018-05-27 ingredient 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2018-05-27 Pub. Date: 2018-05-27
Image Number: 171404
Caption: What can I get you? Coffee? Tea? Sandwich? The mackerel mocha sounds lovely. What's in it? The usual. Chocolate. Soy milk. Mackerel. Yes, but is the mackerel farm-raised or from the sea? Ocean. Atlantic? Pacific? Indian? Arctic? Antarctic? I'm not sure. Oh. Ok ... well what's the mackerel's mercury content? Negligible, I'm sure. Ok. Was it exposed to any chlorine? Or copper sulphate? Or malathion? Was it treated with kindness? Was it read stories and sung to before bedtime? Yes. Never mind, it sounds iffy. Just give me the usual aspartame-trans fat medley.
     
3. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2017-07-23 ingredient 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2017-07-23 Pub. Date: 2017-07-23
Image Number: 160100
Caption: Your usual ginseng pumpernickel ostrich-sweat latte? No thanks. I wanna try something different today. The pecan praline white chocolate mocha's also good. Ooh, that sounds good. I'll have one of those. But can you substitute macadamia nut for the pecan? That'll take some work, but it's doable. Thank you. and can you substitute turkey tears for the praline? Turkey tears sound good. And can you substitute pureed bagel for the mocha? Pureed bagel sounds lovely. I see where this is going. And can you substitute ginseng for macadamia nut, ostrich-swear for turkey tears, ginseng for praline, and pumpernickel for the bagel?
     
4. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2017-06-04 ingredient 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2017-06-04 Pub. Date: 2017-06-04
Image Number: 158198
Caption: I've never been in here before. What's your best drink? That'd be the Gambler's Mocha. Sounds interesting. What's in it? Oh … a little of this, a little of that. For all you know, it's a smooth blend of hand-mixed Amedei Porcelana dark chocolate from Tuscany ... and Jamaican Blue Mountain coffee beans, hand-picked by sherpas 5,000 feet above sea level precisely at sunset ... topped with a light whip of frozen Arctic sea foam, and black diamond cream from Dubai ... for all you know ... Or it could be day-old sludge made with tap water from Flint? I thought you said you'd never been here before. Siri, where's the nearest Starbucks?
     
5. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2016-08-20 ingredient 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2016-08-20 Pub. Date: 2016-08-20
Image Number: 147402
Caption: My favorite tea: Hot daffodil-infused chamomile with a hint of whiskey. Are you serious? Of course I'm serious! I've been dosing myself with small quantities of poisonous daffodil ever since 1931. You have to build up an immunity if you want to survive in the cutthroat world of Scrabble tournaments.
     
6. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2015-12-06 ingredient 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2015-12-06 Pub. Date: 2015-12-06
Image Number: 135394
Caption: I don't know what to order. So many choices. It can be a little intimidating. What's the difference between the pumpkin-ginseng latte and the ginseng-pumpkin latte? Oh, well … we prepare the pumpkin-ginseng in a way that maximizes its efficacy. A way that what's its what? We try to credibly reconceptualize its scalable organic sources. What's more, we rapidiously iterate equity-invested supply chains and seamlessly cloudify real-time infusement techniques honed from years of adaptive cultivation. But the best part is, it has this kick that we fungibly exploit, resource-leveling mindshare hormones to achieve a completely thirst-quenching network of world-class taste architectures. You know, it's ok to admit there's no difference. The ginseng-pumpkin, on the other hand, proactively optimizes synergistic reintermediate maintanable electrolytes.
     
7. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2015-12-05 ingredient 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2015-12-05 Pub. Date: 2015-12-05
Image Number: 135997
Caption: Ages ago, during a special episode of the Ask Sadie™ show, our resident octogenarian asked readers for advice about how she can deal with her midlife crisis. Here is an actual reader letter: Dear Sadie, I suggest you have yourself embalmed so you can keep your ravishing beauty during your declining years. Dennis. Brea, CA. No need. I have an eternal, natural glow so radiant that I've never had to own a flashlight. It's only partially due to the radioactive face cream they sold in the thirties. Advise Sadie at asksadie@rudypark.com.
     
8. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2015-11-29 ingredient 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2015-11-29 Pub. Date: 2015-11-29
Image Number: 135088
Caption: Give us a drink that says "we're in love." Oh no, not again. Today's Special. Latte + 1hr web $12.50. We're back together. We're celebrating. Give us my darling pudding pie's favorite drink. A cinnamon mocha latte with a peppermint lollipop swizzle stick. Excuse me?! That is not my favorite drink ... dear. My favorite drink is a cinnamon mocha latte with a spearmint lollipop swizzle stick ... dear. I am so sorry ... snookums. How could I have possibly been so heartless and thoughtless as to confuse spearmint with peppermint? I must be the biggest jerk in the world. You said it. I didn't ... dear. Give us a drink that says "You're just like your meddling mother." Give us a drink that says "My mother was right about you." Leave! Both of you!
     
9. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2015-10-04 ingredient 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2015-10-04 Pub. Date: 2015-10-04
Image Number: 132596
Caption: What's in your ostrich burger? 100% ostrich, gouda cheese, lettuce and tomato and mayo. Is it real gouda cheese? What do you mean "real"? Is it made from the milk of Dutch cows? I suppose it is. What type of lettuce is it? Green leaf? Iceberg? Romaine? Oak leaf? Butterhead? Romaine. And the tomato? Is it Roma? Cabernet? Granny Smith? Bush Goliath? Azoychka" Arkansas Traveler? Delizia? Cherry Brandywine? Black Krim? You ask a lot of questions. Aren't I entitled to know what I'm putting in my body? Of course. I didn't mean to imply otherwise. What kind of personality did the ostrich have? Was he an outgoing bird? I'd really love to just five you the bird right now.
     
10. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2015-09-04 ingredient 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2015-09-04 Pub. Date: 2015-09-04
Image Number: 131971
Caption: Does your soy latte use soybeans grown in the US or in East Asia? Why do you ask? Over 90% of American soybeans are genetically modified and sprayed with herbicide. They may cause hormonal changes, especially in men. Loss of sexual desire, development of feminine-looking breasts ... I figure lattes are cheaper than hormone replacement therapy. The economy's still not great.
     
11. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2015-07-25 ingredient 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2015-07-25 Pub. Date: 2015-07-25
Image Number: 130030
Caption: Boss, the customers are demanding to know why the muffins taste like ground cardboard. There was a sale on week-old organic oat bran and cardboard muffins. Should I tell them that? Depends. Are the men wearing lumberjack beards and hipster glasses? And are the women wearing Salvation Army clothes and hipster glasses? Yes. Tell them.
     
12. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2015-06-28 ingredient 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2015-06-28 Pub. Date: 2015-06-28
Image Number: 128142
Caption: I need a balloon, but they're locked in a cabinet. That's to keep people from making homemade narcotics. I'm not following. Isn't it obvious? When people see balloons, what's the first thing they think of? Kids? Exactly. And that leads to the desire to have kids. Now, when people want to have kids, the first thing they do is try to attract the opposite sex. Which is why our perfume and cologne are also locked in the cabinet, along with the razors and the makeup. Now ... when dates go well, they lead to hanky panky, which leads to babies. Which is why diapers are also locked in the cabinet. Now, babies grow into kids. Kids get sick a lot, which leads to people buying cough syrup. Cough syrup has been used to make illegal drugs. Which is why cough syrup is also locked in the cabinet ... We lock all the ingredients of illegal narcotics in the cabinet. Just get the key and open the cabinet please. Sorry, we keep the key locked in the cabinet. CVX.
     
13. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2015-01-10 ingredient 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2015-01-10 Pub. Date: 2015-01-10
Image Number: 121150
Caption: Armstrong, what's "beardilizer," and why's our menu say we can add it to any coffee drink? Studies show the male hipster spends 14% more on coffee than the average patron. Studies also show that 78% of male hipsters are trying to grow huge lumberjack beards. Studies also show that a pallet of fertilizer somehow flew off of a freight train as it passed by my house last week. Very bad man. Remind me to thank whoever added that speed-bump to the train tracks by my house.
     
14. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2014-08-26 ingredient 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2014-08-26 Pub. Date: 2014-08-26
Image Number: 115610
Caption: I ordered chrysanthemum tea. This is not chrysanthemum tea. This is chamomile. We're out of chrysanthemum. I've had a chrysanthemum tea every day for the last 80 years, and I'm still alive and well. Are you trying to kill me? Are all old folks this superstitious? Superstitions always worked in the past.
     
15. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2014-06-05 ingredient 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2014-06-05 Pub. Date: 2014-06-05
Image Number: 112158
Caption: Still don’t want to tell me what's in the special homemade cologne you use? I told you, little buddy, it's a state secret. The feds don’t want that power falling into the wrong hands. Sniff … sniff … Hold on … that smells like ... WHAT ARE YOU WEARING?! Oh ... just a little formula I downloaded off the net. @#$% Edward Snowden.
     
16. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2014-03-20 ingredient 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2014-03-20 Pub. Date: 2014-03-20
Image Number: 108949
Caption: Randy, I owe you an apology. For what, Mort? All these years, I thought your only concern in life was being a ladies' man. But you uncovered this café's secret conspiracy to addict us to over-caffeinated drinks. The ladies love a whistle-blower.
     
17. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2014-03-19 ingredient 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2014-03-19 Pub. Date: 2014-03-19
Image Number: 108948
Caption: The natives are restless. I don’t follow. They think you're adding lots of extra caffeine to the coffee to get them all addicted, so they'll keep coming back. They're starting to wonder what else you might be putting in the coffee. Tell them "Everything in our coffee is perfectly legal, asterisk." Ok.
     
18. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2014-03-18 ingredient 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2014-03-18 Pub. Date: 2014-03-18
Image Number: 108947
Caption: I see you. I deny everything. I have PROOF that in order to keep your patrons coming back, you've quintupled the amount of caffeine in everything you sell. I SAID KEEP THOSE STRAWBERRY SHORTCAKES COMING!!! Anecdotal evidence is not the same thing as "proof." I see you.
     
19. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2014-02-19 ingredient 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2014-02-19 Pub. Date: 2014-02-19
Image Number: 107783
Caption: Yesterday you said you were once in some mysterious "service" but wouldn’t say which one. It's almost like you don’t trust me to keep a secret. Should I? Of course. I never told anyone about what Armstrong puts in the soup, did I? Well-played, Rudy. Well-played, nemesis.
     
20. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2013-12-30 ingredient 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2013-12-30 Pub. Date: 2013-12-30
Image Number: 106929
Caption: Are you sure there are no nuts in this muffin? I'm allergic. Yes, I'm sure … I own the place. Why do you keep asking? Because I noticed you also sell an "adrenaline shot" for $1000. It's right there on the menu. I told Rudy to write that on the ceiling. House of Java Cafe.
     
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