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1. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2018-08-09 implant 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2018-08-09 Pub. Date: 2018-08-09
Image Number: 173376
Caption: twitter. Sassynic: Jumping jacks … have those ever been considered a real exercise? They seem so … fake to me. They're the breast implants of exercises. Candorville: If a caveman saw all the glowing, blinking devices in my room he'd flip out. I'd hate 2 see what he'd do if he saw my bills for all of them. I don't understand, what's this have to do with you deciding you no longer need counseling? I'm cured! All the voices in my head have been crowded out by all the voices in my phone.
     
2. Comic Strip Mike Twohy  That's Life 2007-03-19 implant 
Cartoonist(s): Mike Twohy
Comic/Cartoon: That's Life
Viewable Date: 2017-08-24 Pub. Date: 2007-03-19
Image Number: 14826
Caption: You're not my Gramma. My Gramma has silicone implants.
     
3. Comic Strip Mike Twohy  That's Life 2005-06-30 implant 
Cartoonist(s): Mike Twohy
Comic/Cartoon: That's Life
Viewable Date: 2017-01-11 Pub. Date: 2005-06-30
Image Number: 10886
Caption: Of course, those augmentations are totally impractical if you have to strike.
     
4. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2016-08-06 implant 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2016-08-06 Pub. Date: 2016-08-06
Image Number: 146705
Caption: Rudy, stop thinking about it. About what? About how if the Dark Ages had never happened, we'd be so much more technologically advanced by now. Instead of poking acks on your me-phone, you'd have a chip implanted up your whatsits that'd let you do anything you could imagine. My phone says without the Dark Ages, we'd have had no Renaissance - so you science-haters are responsible for my me-phone. Stalemate.
     
5. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2016-06-26 implant 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2016-06-26 Pub. Date: 2016-06-26
Image Number: 144348
Caption: Hello, you've reached Gavrilo O'Leary. If you're calling because you're the aliens in the UFO I saw through my telescope this morning … and you'd like to share the secrets of the universe with me, press one. If, on the other hand, you're calling to see if I'm home ... and if you're going to abduct me, probe my nether regions, implant a tracking device in my spleen and then wipe my memory so I can't report any of it ... press two. Boop. Oh, hello. Thank you for pressing "one." This is Gav. I'm ready to be enlightened. Oops. I meant to press "two." My bad. I see a blindingly bright light coming in through my window and my whole house is shaking. Maybe you guys could try just Facebooking me the info instead?
     
6. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2015-07-09 implant 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2015-07-09 Pub. Date: 2015-07-09
Image Number: 129352
Caption: An 18-year-old was killed after using an app to track down his lost phone. That's awful. Maybe those apps should have an "alert police" button that pops up when they find your phone. So people don't take matters into their own hands. Yeah. And the phones should be booby-trapped, so you can remotely make them spray the thief with indelible polka-dot ink. Let's leave the solutions to me, ok, little buddy? It might also be a good idea to surgically implant our phones in our forearms.
     
7. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2015-04-08 implant 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2015-04-08 Pub. Date: 2015-04-08
Image Number: 125276
Caption: Your face is still hurting? You'd better get that checked. Maybe it'll go away. House of Java.net Cybercafe. True. Or maybe it'll turn into something a lot worse because you didn't get it checked today. It could be nothing, but it could also be nerve damage. Or an infection in your gums. You could lose all your teeth, little buddy. How'd you like to try paying for implants on minimum wage? That sounds awesome. Can they be bionic? "Matter-Eater Lad" was my favorite superhero.
     
8. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2014-11-05 implant 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2014-11-05 Pub. Date: 2014-11-05
Image Number: 118565
Caption: I thought you'd be more excited because of all the extra power the republicans have now. Those communists? If you want to see me excited, check back with me on December 7, 2037, at 6:42 AM. According to my calculations, that's when the cabal of industrialists who REALLY control the world will dispense with the pretense of "government." We'll just turn on everyone's secretly implanted compliance-chips. You calculated that? Way back when I opened my first lemonade stand. It's in my business plan under "endgame."
     
9. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2014-07-26 implant 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2014-07-26 Pub. Date: 2014-07-26
Image Number: 114176
Caption: Rudy, stop thinking about it. About what? About how if the dark ages had never happened, we'd be so much more technologically advanced by now. Instead of poking acks on your me-phone, you'd have a chip implanted up your whatsits that'd let you do anything you could imagine. My phone says without the dark ages, we'd have had no renaissance - so you science-haters are RESPONSIBLE for my me-phone. Stalemate.
     
10. Comic Strip J.C. Duffy  Fusco Brothers 2012-07-30 implant 
Cartoonist(s): J.C. Duffy
Comic/Cartoon: Fusco Brothers
Viewable Date: 2012-07-30 Pub. Date: 2012-07-30
Image Number: 84436
Caption: It turns out the foreign object under your skin is a microchip implant. According to the chip, you're a cocker spaniel from Jersey City, and your owner will be here to pick you up in 20 minutes. ! !
     
11. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2012-01-16 implant 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2012-01-16 Pub. Date: 2012-01-16
Image Number: 43923
Caption: twitter. Sassynic: Jumping jacks … have those ever been considered a real exercise? They seem so … fake to me. They're the breast implants of exercises. Candorville: If a caveman saw all the glowing, blinking devices in my room, he'd flip out. I'd hate 2 see what he'd do if he saw my bills for all of them. I don't understand, what's this have to do with you deciding you no longer need counseling? I'm cured! All the voices in my head have been crowded out by all the voices in my phone. (Published originally on 2010-02-08.)
     
12. Comic Strip Mike Peters  Mother Goose and Grimm 2011-11-18 implant 
Cartoonist(s): Mike Peters
Comic/Cartoon: Mother Goose and Grimm
Viewable Date: 2011-11-18 Pub. Date: 2011-11-18
Image Number: 73378
Caption: Don't worry, I'm going to implant this little tracking chip in to your leg. And I'm going to implant this little canine tooth to yours.
     
13. Comic Strip J.C. Duffy  Fusco Brothers 2011-10-15 implant 
Cartoonist(s): J.C. Duffy
Comic/Cartoon: Fusco Brothers
Viewable Date: 2011-10-15 Pub. Date: 2011-10-15
Image Number: 66186
Caption: For heartbeats in English, press "1."
     
14. Comic Strip Mike Peters  Mother Goose and Grimm 2011-03-15 implant 
Cartoonist(s): Mike Peters
Comic/Cartoon: Mother Goose and Grimm
Viewable Date: 2011-03-15 Pub. Date: 2011-03-15
Image Number: 58643
Caption: How'd your friend's procedure go? The one that got the nose job and hair plugs? Yeah. Not good.
     
15. Comic Strip Bob Thaves Tom Thaves  Frank and Ernest 2009-01-17 implant 
Cartoonist(s): Bob Thaves Tom Thaves
Comic/Cartoon: Frank and Ernest
Viewable Date: 2009-01-17 Pub. Date: 2009-01-17
Image Number: 29605
Caption: Dental Offices. The dentists said he put a bridge in my mouth. What goes under it --- the tooth ferry?
     
16. Comic Strip Mike Peters  Mother Goose and Grimm 2008-08-06 implant 
Cartoonist(s): Mike Peters
Comic/Cartoon: Mother Goose and Grimm
Viewable Date: 2008-08-06 Pub. Date: 2008-08-06
Image Number: 25661
Caption: U.S. Mail. See? If we implant a transmitter, we won't have to chase him anymore.
     
17. Comic Strip Nina Paley  Nina's Adventures 1999-09-19 implant 
Cartoonist(s): Nina Paley
Comic/Cartoon: Nina's Adventures
Viewable Date: 2008-03-17 Pub. Date: 1999-09-19
Image Number: 785
Caption: "Everyone's a winner!" Let's play Binge-o! Consumer bingo. Just check off any squares depicting items you own or have recently consumed. When you have five squares in a row, you've got "Binge-o!" Make copies of the game board and play with friends! Binge-o! Gosh, I'd better consume more! Computer. Investment Property. Farmed Beef. Suburban Utility Vehicle. Espresso Maker. Any Retirement Plan. TV. Internet Access. Frequent Flyer Miles. Halogen Lamp. Home Exercise Machine. Bread Maker. Binge-o! Cel phone. Home Entertainment Center. Pager. Stocks and Bonds. More than 5 pairs of shoes. Farmed poultry. Storage Locker. Car. Implants. Satellite Dish. Fertility Drugs. Microwave.
     
18. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2006-08-13 implant 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2006-08-13 Pub. Date: 2006-08-13
Image Number: 14364
Caption: President Bush, most Americans favor embryonic stem cell research. Americans say these embryos will be thrown away anyway… Why not use them to find cures for horrible diseases? Why let the embryos perish in vain when they can save millions of lives? Well, don't ask me, Bob. Just ask the embryos. I have a couple here with me, let 'em talk for themselves. Golly, Bob, I'm a person too. I have dreams. I want to be a ballerina. Me too, Bob. I wanna be a professional wrestler. Sure, we're gonna be thrown away. But who's to say the garbage lady won't trip, and I'll end up implanted in her uterus, where I'll grow up and become a pretty dancer who wears tutus? I can see your lips moving, Mr. Bush. I like to dance. And I like to wrassle!
     
19. Comic Strip Dave Coverly  Speed Bump 2005-02-02 implant 
Cartoonist(s): Dave Coverly
Comic/Cartoon: Speed Bump
Viewable Date: 2005-02-02 Pub. Date: 2005-02-02
Image Number: 9430
Caption: Hey, I hear you got beached!
     
20. Comic Strip Mike Peters  Mother Goose and Grimm 2004-07-30 implant 
Cartoonist(s): Mike Peters
Comic/Cartoon: Mother Goose and Grimm
Viewable Date: 2004-08-03 Pub. Date: 2004-07-30
Image Number: 7879
Caption: You just wait, Attila. Soon they'll start implanting chips into cats. And then they'll start tracking your every move. On the rare occasion you cats move.
     
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