The world would be a better place if we could all just get along. You want to know what annoys me most? People who say they hate people who hate people. Yeah, I hate those people.
I can't brush my teeth. The battery in my toothbrush is dead. You can still use it, even without a battery. It just takes a little more effort. Go try it. But before you do, go change the TV to channel two for me, will you? Isn't the remote working? No, the battery is ... Uhh ... Never mind. Just go change it.