Why do I have this sense of foreboding? No question about it … … Something wicked this way comes!! BOARD UP THE WINDOWS!! LOCK THE DOORS … … AND PUT SOMETHING HEAVY IN FRONT OF THEM!! SECURE EVERYTHING THAT MOVES AND HIDE ALL YOUR VALUABLES!! THEN TAKD THE CHILDREN TO THE BASEMENT ... ... AND I'LL JOIN YOU! Are you expecting a hurricane? NO! HELGA'S RELATIVES ARE COMING!!!
Hagar The Horrible
Sigh. It's lonely at the top … … But, hark! Someone approaches! I've traveled THOUSANDS of miles to see you, O Sage of Snowdonia! I've experienced ALL kinds of challenges! Raging seas … Blinding raw-storms!! Thunder and lightening!! Hurricanes and volcanoes!!! Extremely HOT weather! Extremely COLD weather! My only question is: how can I finally achieve peace and contentment? Don't travel so much, my son!