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61. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2016-07-26 house 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2016-07-26 Pub. Date: 2016-07-26
Image Number: 146483
Caption: Where's my nephew? I haven't seen Rudy in days. He's in jail. He called me to bail him out, but I just can't. What?! What did he do? Did he steal something? Did he hurt someone? What did my nephew do?! And how could you leave him in jail?! Why didn't you bail him out?! He broke into the mayor's house and rooted around his underwear drawer looking for a rare "Pokémon Go" character. Say no more. Please.
     
62. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2016-06-26 house 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2016-06-26 Pub. Date: 2016-06-26
Image Number: 144348
Caption: Hello, you've reached Gavrilo O'Leary. If you're calling because you're the aliens in the UFO I saw through my telescope this morning … and you'd like to share the secrets of the universe with me, press one. If, on the other hand, you're calling to see if I'm home ... and if you're going to abduct me, probe my nether regions, implant a tracking device in my spleen and then wipe my memory so I can't report any of it ... press two. Boop. Oh, hello. Thank you for pressing "one." This is Gav. I'm ready to be enlightened. Oops. I meant to press "two." My bad. I see a blindingly bright light coming in through my window and my whole house is shaking. Maybe you guys could try just Facebooking me the info instead?
     
63. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2016-06-19 house 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2016-06-19 Pub. Date: 2016-06-19
Image Number: 144040
Caption: Give me whatever and make it fast. What? What do you mean? My wife gave me ten minutes of freedom for Father's Day. And I burned through three of those just sprinting over here. We have four children and a fifth one any day now. She's tired in bed so I'm on 24/7 kid duty. I haven't left the house, taken a shower, or gone potty by myself since 2015. My ear hairs are skinny secret babies that whisper to me at night that I may be going insane. So for Father's Day, my loving wife granted me ten fleeting moments of me-time, which I choose to spend buying expensive coffee in a run-down cafe, like I used to do when I was young and single and had all the time in the world. Mom wants to know when you'll be back. Tell the short person I can't hear it for another 5 minutes and 48 seconds! Sometimes I'm glad I can't even get a date.
     
64. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2016-06-17 house 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2016-06-17 Pub. Date: 2016-06-17
Image Number: 144578
Caption: Hello, this is Hillary Clinton. Oh. I'm Mortimer Park. As you know, I have won the Democratic party's nomination for President of the United States. I don't think so … and as a former Bernie Sanders supporter, it is in your best interest to work just as hard to help me win in the fall. House of Java Cybercafe. You haven't actually won yet, though. Winning is just a formality.
     
65. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2016-06-15 house 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2016-06-15 Pub. Date: 2016-06-15
Image Number: 144576
Caption: It's the Ask Sadie Advice hour. "Shmernie" in Vermont, you're on. What's your problem?! House of Java Cybercafe. How do I know when it's time to give up? I've tried so hard to accomplish my goal but just as I think I'm about to make it happen, it gets snatched out from under me. Give it up, "Shmernie"! It's over! This reminds me of the time great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grandmother Cohen's advice show answered a parchment form "Shmoses."
     
66. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2016-05-31 house 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2016-05-31 Pub. Date: 2016-05-31
Image Number: 143937
Caption: It's the Ask Sadie Advice Hour. "John Miller" in New York, you're on. What's your problem?! House of Java Cybercafe. My problem is tremendous. It's so big it's unbelievable: Why is crooked Hillary even allowed to run for president? She should be behind bars, in my totally impartial opinion. I know it's you, Trump! I'm not Trump. Would I love to be Trump? Of course! Who wouldn't?! Trump makes tremendous things happen for everyone who's fantastically lucky enough to be around him. Stop calling me, Trump!
     
67. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2016-04-19 house 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2016-04-19 Pub. Date: 2016-04-19
Image Number: 142131
Caption: Hi, this is John Kasich. Oh. I'm Mortimer Park. I'm calling to remind you I'm still running for "Just-In-Case." "Just-In-Case"? Yes. If Trump doesn't get enough delegates to win on the first ballot, the GOP can choose whomever it wants for president. It could choose Mitt Romney. It could choose Paul Ryan. It could even choose Kim Kardashian. House of Java Cybercafe. You are running for "Just-In-Case." Also, it says here you've got a bum ticker. Could you let your wife know I like long walks on the beach?
     
68. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2016-04-18 house 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2016-04-18 Pub. Date: 2016-04-18
Image Number: 142130
Caption: You're on "Ask Sadie." What's your problem?! Super delegates. A candidate could win the most votes in the primaries but lose anyway of the superdelegates want someone else! Can you believe that? Oh stop yer sniveling. In my day, the parties chose candidates in smoke-filled backrooms without even pretending the people get a vote. At least this charade gets you out of the house. Gets the blood pumping. I guess.
     
69. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2016-03-09 house 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2016-03-09 Pub. Date: 2016-03-09
Image Number: 140199
Caption: Ask Sadie™ Dear Sadie: My name is Morgan Peterson and I work with the finance house here in the Netherlands. Our late client, Mr. Williams, bequeathed his entire $650,000,000 estate to you. He was a big fan of your show. Anyway, so that the funds can be transferred to you, all I need is your bank account number and password, your social security number, name, address, phone number, birthdate, and the times when you are away from home. There is no risk to you. Sincerely, Morgan Peterson. I will hunt you and your family to the ends of the earth and squeeze you all to death with my bare armpit. I mean ... thank you for writing. Ask Sadie at asksadie@rudypark.com
     
70. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2016-02-21 house 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2016-02-21 Pub. Date: 2016-02-21
Image Number: 138713
Caption: Rudy, I'd like you to broaden your skill-set. What for, boss? You have a real flair for making coffee. House of Java Cybercafe. But the era of the specialist is over. These days, workers must be able to perform the duties of several people. A lot of political cartoonists are now expected to also draw bar graphs and write articles covering the local car wash openings. I fired my long-time dentist so I could hire one who'd agree to also paint my bathroom. Workers specializing in just one thing is a historical aberration, anyway. For most of human history, people had to catch their own food, make their own clothes, dig their own graves ... and give offerings to their overlords. How good are you at painting bathrooms and performing root canals? How hard can that be? I'll go see if there's a root canal on Youtube.
     
71. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2016-02-15 house 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2016-02-15 Pub. Date: 2016-02-15
Image Number: 139252
Caption: HI, this is Florida Senator Marco Rubio. Oh. I'm Mortimer Park. I'm calling to say let's dispense once and for all with the notion that Obama doesn't know what he's doing. He knows exactly what he's doing. Ok. Say, what's the weather like in Florida? Let's dispense once and for all with the notion that Obama doesn't know what he's doing. He knows exactly what he's doing. House of Java. Ok. Hey, I've always wondered, are there really alligators there? Let's dispense once and for all with the notion that Obama doesn't know what he's doing. He knows exactly what he's doing. O ... K ... Well, it was nice chatting with you.
     
72. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2016-01-22 house 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2016-01-22 Pub. Date: 2016-01-22
Image Number: 137966
Caption: Hi, this is Martin O'Malley. Marty! I haven't heard from you since the Battle of the Bulge! No, no … I'm the Martin O'Malley who's running for president. You always were a kidder, Marty. I'm not "Marty"! I'm the former Governor of Maryland. I'm running for the Democratic nomination. I'm calling to tell you I'd love to have your vote. House of Java Cybercafe. Remember when you convinced General Patton you were his long-lost love-child? You always were a rascal. How's Trixie? I don't ... (Sigh) Fine. She's fine. Gotta go.
     
73. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2016-01-16 house 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2016-01-16 Pub. Date: 2016-01-16
Image Number: 137686
Caption: Three dozen scones, three dozen boxes of your best tea … … And a kilo of vitamin C. House of Java .NET. Cybercafe. Deliver it all to the bunker beneath my house. But don’t touch any of it with your hands! Stupid flu season. Hazmat. (This cartoon was originally published on 2014-02-15).
     
74. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2016-01-08 house 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2016-01-08 Pub. Date: 2016-01-08
Image Number: 137448
Caption: May I speak with Franklin? Who's calling? Concast Cable. Is this Franklin? I don't know you, why are you getting so familiar? Where I come from, if you use a man's first name without being friends, that's a big sign of disrespect. What's wrong with you? House of Java.net Cybercafe. I'm sorry, sir, I didn't mean to offend you. Who says you offended me? I'm not Franklin. You've got the wrong number.
     
75. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2016-01-05 house 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2016-01-05 Pub. Date: 2016-01-05
Image Number: 137445
Caption: Is this Randy the Love Doctor? Speaking. What ails you, brother? I'm tired of holding my girlfriend's purse while she's shopping. How do I get out of doing that? Simple. Lose her purse. But wouldn't she be mad at me? I'd be in the dog house! "Dog house" is just the codependent man's way of saying "man cave."
     
76. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2015-12-09 house 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2015-12-09 Pub. Date: 2015-12-09
Image Number: 136281
Caption: Hi, this is Jeb Bush. Who? I'm just calling to remind you I'm still running for president. Oh. Ok, now. You have a good time. I'm also calling to remind you I'm available for speaking engagements at your large rally, small rally, bar mitzvah, or assorted car wash openings. House of Java.net Cybercafe. Would you like me to speak at your function? Oh no, that's all right. Don't worry about it.
     
77. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2015-11-11 house 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2015-11-11 Pub. Date: 2015-11-11
Image Number: 135084
Caption: I'm thinking of running for Congress. Run for the House. It's a lot easier. If you run for the Senate, you have to appeal to a wide variety of people all over the state. All you have to do to get into the House is move to a county where everyone has the exact same values as you. Is there a county called "Kardashian" or "Playstation"? I'm still looking for a county called "hot-lovin'."
     
78. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2015-10-24 house 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2015-10-24 Pub. Date: 2015-10-24
Image Number: 134165
Caption: Did you hear Playboy's not going to show revealing photos anymore? What's Playboy? House of Java.net Cybercafe. Oh, right. Let me guess: You've never heard of it. Or maybe you have, but you've only read it for the articles. The only thing sadder than you telling those old jokes is if you really don't know ... Is it like Google?
     
79. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2015-09-25 house 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2015-09-25 Pub. Date: 2015-09-25
Image Number: 132892
Caption: It's the Ask Sadie Advice Hour. "Fed up in Flint," you're on. WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM?! House of Java.net Cybercafe. I bought a dirt-cheap house in Flint, hoping to rent it out. I had it renovated, and then the day before our open-house, someone broke in and stole all our plumbing. So what?! In my day, nobody had plumbing! We did our business in a ditch down by the river and we were glad about it! List it as "vintage Americana" and quit yer complainin'! But they took the roof, too. In my day, a roof was a luxury.
     
80. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2015-08-17 house 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2015-08-17 Pub. Date: 2015-08-17
Image Number: 131350
Caption: Hi, this is Hillary Clinton. Can we make this quick? I'm hoping for a call from Bernie Sanders. I'm just calling to remind you I'm running for president. Do you know Bernie? What's he like? Yes, I know Ber … Anyway, I'm calling to tell you a little more about me, American citizen, so you can get to know your next president as a human being. House of Java.net Cybercafe. My mother's name was Dorothy, for instance. Did Dorothy know Bernie Sanders? What'd she think of him? Good guy, right?
     
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