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1. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2019-03-02 honesty 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2019-03-02 Pub. Date: 2019-03-02
Image Number: 176502
Caption: What I believe. Part 480. My child is me. His body came first from me. His thoughts began as a reaction to me and to the world as I introduced it to him. When he judges me, I'm being judged but the most honest, innocent part of myself … So maybe my butt really IS getting big.
     
2. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2017-12-21 honesty 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2017-12-21 Pub. Date: 2017-12-21
Image Number: 166286
Caption: Date-a-Chick.com. Suggestion: Write about a romantic dream you recently experienced. Date-a-Chick.com. Profile: I dreamt I was walking along a beach … Date-a-Chick.com. Profile: … hand in hand with a beluga whale. Which is odd for a few reasons. Date-a-Chick.com. Error: Excessive honesty detected. Please try again.
     
3. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2016-07-13 honesty 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2016-07-13 Pub. Date: 2016-07-13
Image Number: 145818
Caption: What's wrong, Lemont? I always ask myself one question when I cover a politician in my own party. "What would I think if this person were in the opposing party?" People are hypocrites, Susan. We tend to give a pass to people in our own parties. But I'm a journalist: I have an obligation to be candid. Even if it causes people to stop visiting my blog. So ... you're thinking of writing an article about Clinton? That's an awfully strong grip you have there.
     
4. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2016-07-12 honesty 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2016-07-12 Pub. Date: 2016-07-12
Image Number: 145817
Caption: What's wrong, Lemont? I always ask myself one question when I cover a politician in my own party. "What would I think if this person were in the opposing party?" People are hypocrites, Susan. We tend to give a pass to people in our own parties. But I'm a journalist: I have an obligation to be candid. Even if it causes people to stop visiting my blog. So ... you're thinking of writing an article about Clinton? That's an awfully strong grip you have there.
     
5. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2016-04-04 honesty 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2016-04-04 Pub. Date: 2016-04-04
Image Number: 141501
Caption: I can't get anything done at all until I've had my morning coffees. I think I may have a problem. The first step is admitting you've got a problem, Susan. I'm proud of you. Now that you know, you can do something about it. You can probably go into rehab for this sort of thing, with all the other junkies and addicts. I just meant I think I'm out of coffee. "Junkies" isn't politically correct, but if Trump can be blunt, so can I.
     
6. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2015-11-12 honesty 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2015-11-12 Pub. Date: 2015-11-12
Image Number: 135009
Caption: Date-a-Chick.com. Suggestion: Write about a romantic dream you recently experienced. Date-a-Chick.com. Profile: I dreamt I was walking along a beach … Date-a-Chick.com. Profile: … hand-in-hand with a beluga whale. Which is odd for a few reasons. Date-a-Chick.com. Error: Excessive honesty detected. Please try again.
     
7. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2015-10-08 honesty 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2015-10-08 Pub. Date: 2015-10-08
Image Number: 133461
Caption: Why would you keep romancing some chick who's also talking to some other guy? Because she was up front about it. I'm just glad she told me sooner rather than later. I don’t get that. Doesn't it hurt? Why do people get accustomed to being hurt just because they're getting hurt early on? Because ... better a pinch now than a punch later. You know who pinches? Scorpions.
     
8. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2014-09-12 honesty 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2014-09-12 Pub. Date: 2014-09-12
Image Number: 116187
Caption: 1982. You know how people always say "if aliens existed, why haven't they made contact?" Well, what if they have? What if WE aren't the ones they're coming to visit? There are at least six species on Earth that have a degree of intelligence. Nobody ever stops to think that the aliens may already have a mutual defense treaty with the octopuses. If you don't want to have sushi, just say "I don't want to have sushi." If the apocalypse happens, I just don't want anyone pointing fingers at me.
     
9. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2013-08-11 honesty 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2013-08-11 Pub. Date: 2013-08-11
Image Number: 99766
Caption: There's such a thing as too much honesty. What? Dr. Noodle. Some lies are ok. M.A. Never in a marriage. Especially in a marriage. What's more important to you, being honest? Or being compassionate and not humiliating your spouse? Wait … Are you saying that if he's honest about my opinions, I'll be humiliated? He's insulting my opinions, dear. What kind of a man just sits there and lets a stranger insult his wife's opinions? PhD. That's not what I was doing. Are you calling me a liar? This is so much more fun as a spectator.
     
10. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2013-01-13 honesty 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2013-01-13 Pub. Date: 2013-01-13
Image Number: 91704
Caption: Why do all my relationships end in disaster? Is it me? Or is it bad luck? I refuse to answer on the grounds you may hold it against me. Don’t be silly, Lemont. You're my friend. I want your complete honesty. Well … Ok … If you're sure. The problem, Susan, is you. You're the common denominator. You seem to have it all together bit deep down you're a self-destructive, insecure mess and that's why you're attracted to complete jerks. You want guys who'll treat you as bad as you think you deserve to be treated. I KNEW IT!! See? I don't like being treated badly.
     
11. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2012-11-08 honesty 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2012-11-08 Pub. Date: 2012-11-08
Image Number: 89424
Caption: I'm tryna improve myself. Part of that is confessing past mistakes. Remember when we was six, an' I sold you the rights to my life story for $2 an' a bag of Cheetos? I may have made some of that story up. You're supposed to confess stuff that matters. I wasn't really Tina Turner's first husband.
     
12. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2012-01-01 honesty 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2012-01-01 Pub. Date: 2012-01-01
Image Number: 74226
Caption: To be honest, I haven't been on a date in a while. I called you for the first time in three years because I just got out of a long-term relationship with a soul-crushing demon who twisted everything I said to make me seem like I was always wrong … Wrong to like Star Trek, wrong to listen to Lenny Kravitz, wrong to ask her not to yell at me. When I said "Don't yell at me," she would say "Why? You think your special or something?" Pass the salt? I once asked her to pass the salt, and she said "A real man would get the salt himself." She was always doing that kind of thing. I asked you out in the hopes you'll restore my faith in romance before I get cynical and bitter. Note to self: Honesty is not the best policy, Would you excuse me for a moment, as I back away slowly and then start running?
     
13. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2011-06-28 honesty 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2011-06-28 Pub. Date: 2011-06-28
Image Number: 62672
Caption: State yur name. Doctor Sigmund Mesmer Noodle. Do you solemnly swear an oath to tell the truth, so help you God? No. If I were going to lie, then I would be a liar. And if I were a liar, then my oath would be worthless. The real reason courts don't have therapists testify. Have you always sought empty promises from the people in your life, Judge?
     
14. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2010-03-31 honesty 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2010-03-31 Pub. Date: 2010-03-31
Image Number: 45681
Caption: Date - a - chick.com Thank you for creating an account. Please complete your profile honestly. Now add a "headline." For example, write "Great catch looking for love." Headline: "Flawed human being looking for an absolute perfection." Let us rephrase. Please lie. "Looking for love."
     
15. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2009-08-28 honesty 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2009-08-28 Pub. Date: 2009-08-28
Image Number: 37759
Caption: How did this happen? How did you fall for Dick Fink? I don't know. OF COURSE you know! "I don't know" is ALWAYS A LIE! No I don't! No it's not! And why are you yelling at me?! I was about to tell you it's over between Roxanne and me and I finally realized it's you I want, but now it's too late and I'm a pathetic fool for waiting so long. I don't know. See?
     
16. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2009-03-09 honesty 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2009-03-09 Pub. Date: 2009-03-09
Image Number: 30801
Caption: Do you think I'm crazy, Lemont? N-YES. What I've seen would drive any other dude bat-spit insane, but not me. I'm gonna crack you in the head any second now. What?! Why did I-- --Tell me the truth? Why can't you flee? I spiked your beer with truth serum and an ancient paralytic enzyme. Ok, maybe I'm a teensy bit crazy. I actually liked "Sex and the City." D'oh!
     
17. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2009-02-28 honesty 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2009-02-28 Pub. Date: 2009-02-28
Image Number: 30265
Caption: Want another beer? My own special brew. What's in this stuff, anyway? You're sayin' my fiancée's a vampire. Usually when someone cracks up, like you, I'd back away slowly. But I'm sitting here looking at your ugly face, pretending to take your delusions seriously... I'm sure you mean no offense. Plus it's making me be honest.
     
18. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2009-01-06 honesty 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2009-01-06 Pub. Date: 2009-01-06
Image Number: 29200
Caption: WHAT?! I said, who your kid's REAL daddy… My boy Big L or former Senator John Edwards? And 'fore you answer, keep in mind you hooked up to a lie detector. Really? It looks more like a wire being held by some hoodlum in the shrubbery. My man Lysol a good judge a character. Buzzzz.
     
19. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2009-01-05 honesty 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2009-01-05 Pub. Date: 2009-01-05
Image Number: 29199
Caption: Why are you here? And why did you just clip that wire onto my finger? No reason. Say, yo' name Roxanne? You know it is. I'm the mother of your best friend's child. What is this? Just gettin' a baseline. A base… Say, this isn't some sort of lie detector test, is it? Don't be silly. Well... Ok... By the way, who yo' kid's REAL daddy? Buzzzzz.
     
20. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2008-11-11 honesty 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2008-11-11 Pub. Date: 2008-11-11
Image Number: 28011
Caption: When you told me I need to work on my people skills, it got to me. ME. Hard-nosed Federal Agent Murph. So I thought "Why not start with HONESTY?" Remember the time I told you that Al-Qaida terrorist you turned in escaped and was hunting you? Mmble. Huh? I SAID "UNTIE ME AND LET ME GO, YOU FASCIST, JACKBOOTED THUG!" Oh, I thought you said "Thanks for the ride home." Anyway, I may have exaggerated a teensy bit.
     
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