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1. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2019-01-06 home cost 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2019-01-06 Pub. Date: 2019-01-06
Image Number: 175478
Caption: I'm thinking of buying an income property. That's 'cause I'm already paying one mortgage that I barely qualified for, so I didn't think I'd qualify for another. But YouTube videos told me I'm not supposed to get a new mortgage. I'm supposed to get a home equity line of credit, and use that heloc to pay cash for my investment property. A heloc is usually 80% of the equity a homeowner has in the home. And I have lots of equity. What's lots? 20% of what I bought it for. Wait ... didn't you buy your shack for $8,000? I can get a pretty sweet income property in Chernobyl for 80 percent of $8,000. But your heloc wouldn't be 80% of $8,000. It'd be 80% of 10% of $8,000. Yeah. I figured that out. That's why my realtor and I are scoping out underwater caves off the Siberian coast. That's why you wanted to borrow my scuba gear.
     
2. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2017-04-26 home cost 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2017-04-26 Pub. Date: 2017-04-26
Image Number: 157286
Caption: Tell me again why you ain't gone to the doctor 'bout your heart, Big L? I lost my health insurance. I've saved all my life for a down payment on a house, so I'll have something to leave to my son. If I go to the hospital, I'll probably lose it all and he'll inherit nothing. But I have life insurance, so if I die, he'll inherit my savings and $2 million. This country be messed up, bruh. I've recorded 18 years' worth of advice and dad-jokes for him.
     
3. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2017-04-03 home cost 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2017-04-03 Pub. Date: 2017-04-03
Image Number: 156465
Caption: So what if you can't get a mortgage to buy a house? If you really want to move to Canada, why not just rent? Because I've live in the same tiny $600 rent-controlled apartment my whole adult life, I've saved every month for decades, and I haven't bought a new computer since 2003. I've done all this so that one day I could afford to buy a house and have something to leave my son. Spending fifty billion dollars a month on rent might make that a little hard to do. You're exaggerating ... a little.
     
4. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2016-12-26 home cost 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2016-12-26 Pub. Date: 2016-12-26
Image Number: 152624
Caption: Hi momma. I'm back from Canada. It was beautiful there. Can I come visit you? I just want to see the old house. My old room. I don't know why. What do you mean "that'll be $125 a night"? I don't care what "the going rate" is on AirBnB. I'm your son … What do you mean try back in the off-season.
     
5. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2016-06-24 home cost 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2016-06-24 Pub. Date: 2016-06-24
Image Number: 144901
Caption: Thanks for walking me home, Clyde. No problem. The streets a very different place for women than they is for men. Least I could do is walk you home an' accept the $2 walk-home fee you agreed to. I thought you were joking. Psht! Write that on your electric bill an' see what they say.
     
6. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2014-08-16 home cost 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2014-08-16 Pub. Date: 2014-08-16
Image Number: 114930
Caption: Hello, creditor, you've reached the home of Lemont Brown. Paying 30% interest on the bus ticket you helped me buy 20 years ago is more important to me than survival. So I can't come to the phone right now, because I'm busy bundling all my cash to send to you instead of using it to feed my child, pay my rent and keep my lights on. Please leave a message and I'll get back to you when I'm done making money appear out of thin air. BEEP.
     
7. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2014-04-12 home cost 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2014-04-12 Pub. Date: 2014-04-12
Image Number: 109844
Caption: Hello, Concast Cable, you've reached the home of Lemont Brown. I'm pretty sure your merger with Cartel Cable is going to end up raising prices, so this is a great time to cancel my cable altogether and get all my favorite shows online for a fraction of the cost. At the sound of the beep, take your sky-high bills and shove them up your BEEP.
     
8. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2013-02-23 home cost 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2013-02-23 Pub. Date: 2013-02-23
Image Number: 93620
Caption: I'm tired of Republicans saying we need to change our policies in order to appeal to the rising tide of Latino voters. We don’t need to change our message, we only need to change the way we communicate it. Thank God For Culture Clash. How do you say "go home" very politely in Spanish? Did you know "Rosetta Stone" costs as much as a small country? Thank God For Culture Clash.
     
9. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2008-12-21 home cost 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2008-12-21 Pub. Date: 2008-12-21
Image Number: 28939
Caption: So you're saying you delivered all the gifts last summer. I figured the cost of reindeer fuel would skyrocket in December. Lichen's cheaper in the off-season. Of course. Anyway, I delivered Xboxes, iPods, the works. But just this week, kids from all over the world sent me their wishes. They don't want iPods. They want their mommies and daddies to have their jobs and their homes back. I see. And you feel you've crushed their dreams, condemning them to lives of bitterness and despair. Actually, I was wondering why I'm such a tightwad, but thanks for giving me another complex.
     
10. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2006-07-09 home cost 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2006-07-19 Pub. Date: 2006-07-09
Image Number: 14169
Caption: Yo, can you move down a couple seats, bruh? I got a large party here, dawg. Thanks, son. It's hot as a @#$% out there, you feel me? Who are they? Oh, they're my homeboys from outta state. The GOP buses them in before elections every couple years to distract voters from important issues. Some people. Gay marriage. Spanish-speakers. Flag burning. For a few months, our leaders pretend they're the most dangerous problems in the world -- more urgent that terrorism, war, gas prices, healthcare, etc.... Once the election's over, they go home. It's seasonal work. Que? got a light?
     
11. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2005-12-25 home cost 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2005-12-27 Pub. Date: 2005-12-25
Image Number: 12590
Caption: War without end, federal agents abusing the Patriot Act to ready my journal without my permission, outrageous gas prices, skyrocketing housing prices, hundreds of thousands of jobs lost or outsourced and a White House that tortures war prisoners. Oh, and then there's rejection by the New Yorker, bad dates and a receding hairline. Dios mio, Lemont. And you did you get for Christmas, Clyde? Socks from momma. Oh, I also got unaffordable health care.
     
12. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2005-03-14 home cost 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2005-03-21 Pub. Date: 2005-03-14
Image Number: 9939
Caption: Alger Real Estate -- Mr. Horatio speaking. I'm unable to take your call at the moment......
     
13. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2005-01-13 home cost 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2005-03-20 Pub. Date: 2005-01-13
Image Number: 9884
Caption: So do you have any homes in my price range? ....
     
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