Why do I always have such a hard time writing something on Christmas cards? Look at all these cards people have sent us with nice messages they've written. See? Here's a card from the Flournoys with a wonderful, thoughtful, handwritten note inside. Who are the Flournoys. I have no idea.
I wrote you a poem for Mother's day, dear. Today isn't Mother's Day, Earl. It's Valentine's Day. It is? Scratch! Scratch! Scratch! Scribble! Scribble! Scribble! I wrote you a poem for Valentine's Day dear.