Eating a donut, huh? When I was a kid I used to eat around the outside and just leave the hole. Then I'd wear the donut hole on my thumb, like a ring. And then I'd eat the hole all in one bite and make a wish. I'll bet you wished your parents would buy you real toys instead of making you play with donuts.
Have you seen my old green sweater, Opal? The shabby one with the holes in the elbows? Yes. I think I may have thrown it out. Why did you do that? I can't be held responsible. Sometimes my hands just do things.