So you actually believe this cartoonist is spying on us? Oh, yes! C'mon. That's crazy. Is it? Look at today's comic strip. Ha! That's you getting a black eye trying to pull a quilt out of the dryer. Hilarious! Yesterday it was you getting your arm stuck in the sofa searching for the remote. I'll call a lawyer.
Isn't that funny? What? I'd been taking Roscoe's worm pills by mistake … Ha! Yeah. That was hilarious! And you've been unknowingly using Roscoe's flea and tick shampoo. What?!!