Here's a tip to help you eat slower, Earl. Set the fork down after each bite. That's it. Now chew it up good. HEY! WHO TOOK MY FORK?!! Relax. I'll give it back in a … EARL!
Isn't there some sort of attachment for this thing to reach into tight spots? Yes. It's right here. You just attach it to this hose like this. Good. That ought to do the trick. What trick is that? I need to suck out the tip of a cotton swab that came off inside my ear. Of course you do.