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1. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2017-10-04 heaven 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2017-10-04 Pub. Date: 2017-10-04
Image Number: 163372
Caption: Susan, remember when that hurricane decimated Puerto Rico? Remember how the president immediately sent the Navy, lobbied Congress for an emergency funding bill, made it easy for refugees to reach the mainland, and moved heaven and earth to restore power to the island's hospitals? Wait ... are you being sarcastic? And remember how the media covered it just as much as they did Houston?
     
2. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2016-08-12 heaven 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2016-08-12 Pub. Date: 2016-08-12
Image Number: 147069
Caption: What's wrong, Lemont? I decided to show my son the same cartoons I saw as a kid. So I Youtubed "Casper the Friendly Ghost." He liked it, but all I could think about was "Hey … that's a dead kid who's not allowed to go to heaven … He's condemned to roam the earth forever, trying in vain to make friends. And every time he fails, he tries to off himself." So those stories were fine for you but not for your kid? So then we watched the Smurfs, and I was like, "This is a caste system!"
     
3. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2016-05-06 heaven 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2016-05-06 Pub. Date: 2016-05-06
Image Number: 142722
Caption: If the sleeping pills I prescribed for you don't work, I want you to try guided meditation. You'll close your eyes and imagine yourself rising into the warm heavens. The worry and anxiety in your face melts away. Focus on the darkness behind your eyelids. Imagine that darkness turning into outer space. The stars beckon you to join them. You float to them. You become one with them. That's when the great truth of the universe reveals itself to you, and you learn ... we're out of time. That'll be $100. OH COME ON!!!
     
4. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2014-09-24 heaven 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2014-09-24 Pub. Date: 2014-09-24
Image Number: 116763
Caption: Why didn’t you tell me your Mac broke down, Lemont? Because you'd gloat. Of course I wouldn’t gloat. I'd be too busy being frozen in shock that an infallible fusion of machine and heaven could ever break. Thanks for not gloating, Susan. Have you tried rebooting its angel feathers?
     
5. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2014-08-23 heaven 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2014-08-23 Pub. Date: 2014-08-23
Image Number: 115244
Caption: Robin Williams' train to the afterlife reaches the end of the line. Thanks for the smiles. Don’t forget me. Depression. I just don’t want to be forgotten. Nobody should be. Wait … me no fit through door. Wait! You forgot me! Tough luck, loser. No, it's ok. I'll go sleep on couch of everyone he loved.
     
6. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2014-02-21 heaven 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2014-02-21 Pub. Date: 2014-02-21
Image Number: 107710
Caption: What's wrong, Lemont? I decided to show my son the same cartoons I saw as a kid. So I YouTubed "Casper the Friendly Ghost." He liked it, but all I could think about was "Hey … that's a dead kid who's not allowed to go to heaven … "… He's condemned to roam the earth forever, trying in vain to make friends. And every time he fails, he tries to OFF himself." So those stories were fine for you but not for your kid? So then we watched the Smurfs, and I was like, "This is a caste system!"
     
7. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2013-03-29 heaven 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2013-03-29 Pub. Date: 2013-03-29
Image Number: 95007
Caption: The Drudge Report was right. Hollywood was shocked when "The Bible" miniseries beat out everything else on TV. Produced by Faith. Just goes to show you how out of touch they are with the rest of America. Produced by Faith. "Hollywood" made "The Bible." And "Highway to Heaven." And hundreds of other things like that. See? They're even out of touch with how out of touch they are. Produced by Faith.
     
8. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2011-04-15 heaven 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2011-04-15 Pub. Date: 2011-04-15
Image Number: 59640
Caption: Lemont? I’m sorry I'm messing up your custody case. But I'll do better, honest! Your son should get to be with his dad. Especially since you're not in Afghanistan. What? Mommy says I can't meet my dad 'cause he's in Afghanistan driving soldiers all over in a big metal truck. She says he used to drive them from the base to their missions, but now he drives them from Earth and heaven. ... Oh. How much gas do you think that takes?
     
9. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2010-09-07 heaven 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2010-09-07 Pub. Date: 2010-09-07
Image Number: 51715
Caption: People always say the clouds are like heaven. … But it actually looks kind of boring. Do you mind? I feel like this day lasted three and a half months. I just want a nap. Sometimes I think of napping on the clouds, 'cause they look really comfortable. ... But then I'd end up falling straight through them to my death. Are you sure? Why don't you try?
     
10. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2009-07-11 heaven 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2009-07-11 Pub. Date: 2009-07-11
Image Number: 35973
Caption: Lemont calls the paper. What do you mean James Olsen's not in? I need to know if he got those Iran protest stories I filed. … What do you mean "elbow strain"? … Yes, I know Michael Jackson died. What's that have to -- Every editorial cartoonist in the country sent drawings of Michael Jackson moonwalking through the pearly gates. Mr. Olsen started shouting "Lazy! Cloying! Aaarggh!" Wha -- you're breakin' up. It sounded like you said "He personally beat them all down with a sock full of quarters."
     
11. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2009-02-04 heaven 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2009-02-04 Pub. Date: 2009-02-04
Image Number: 29875
Caption: Dear Richard Pryor who art in heaven… What is it, my child? We got a black president. But here I am, still callin' other bruthas "N*****." I wanna stop. I know YOU stopped. How do I do it, Richard Pryor? N****, you called me back from heaven for this? N****, jus' tell me!
     
12. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2008-07-12 heaven 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2008-07-12 Pub. Date: 2008-07-12
Image Number: 24782
Caption: Hey! What the (blank)?! I'm a (censored) atheist and you're dreaming me into the (censored) pearly gates? You're a (censored) hack. R.I.P George Carlin. 1937-2008.
     
13. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2008-04-03 heaven 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2008-04-03 Pub. Date: 2008-04-03
Image Number: 22678
Caption: Sit down, Reverend Wilfred. What? Who's there? Reverend, we know you're leaning toward endorsing Barack Obama. We want you to do it. Well, ok. Say, you wouldn't have any ulterior motives, would you? Heavens, no. Then why are you sitting in the dark, all creepy-like? No reason.
     
14. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2007-11-17 heaven 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2007-11-17 Pub. Date: 2007-11-17
Image Number: 19377
Caption: Oh, Doctor. I don't think my Ray Ray would want to be kept alive by artificial means. Waiting Room. For heaven's sake, Darlene, all I have is a hangnail. Pull the plug! He's suffering! Darlene! Note to self: Cancel life insurance.
     
15. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2007-05-13 heaven 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2007-05-18 Pub. Date: 2007-05-13
Image Number: 17291
Caption: "7th Heaven" is ending today. Wuzzat? Whole season's been disappointing. Maybe is Jessica Biel had dome back, it ---. Stop. How many minorities you seen on that show? You gonna tell me they ain't got more black folks or Mexicans than -- in California? No self-respecting brutha watches that corny #$%^. An if he do, he keep it to hisself. Still can't believe they chose that show over "Everwood." I don't even know you anymore, Dawg.
     
16. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2007-01-08 heaven 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2007-01-08 Pub. Date: 2007-01-08
Image Number: 15761
Caption: Huh? I nevah gave Indonesia no "go 'head" for an invasion of East Timor that killed 200,000, an' I never pardoned nobody. You done got me mixed with somebody else!
     
17. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2006-08-14 heaven 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2006-08-14 Pub. Date: 2006-08-14
Image Number: 14365
Caption: Help the homeless. Mind if we share your alley? Ernie's allergic to clouds. R.I.P. Bob Thaves "Frank and Ernest" 1924-2006
     
18. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2005-11-12 heaven 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2005-11-15 Pub. Date: 2005-11-12
Image Number: 12135
Caption: Susan, you never told me what you thought of the tribute to Rosa Parks I wrote on my blog. I can't believe you describer her flying up to heaven in the front seat of a bus. I can't believe you wrote something so unoriginal. It was trite. It was predictable. It was great. Thanks.
     
19. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2005-11-10 heaven 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2005-11-10 Pub. Date: 2005-11-10
Image Number: 12133
Caption: Rosa Parks. 1913 - 2005. Can't you have a more original dream?
     
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