Nina's Adventures in Malaysia. (No caption). Nina walks along busy street in sweltering mid-day sun. She goes to a street vendor where she buys cooler clothes. She takes them home and tries them on. She returns outdoors wearing her new, cooler clothes. After being honked at and yelled at while walking, Nina is seen walking later in her warmer clothes.
Nina discovers the magic of Train Travel. Before Boarding. Can you believe this cost 80 dollars less than a flight? Illinois, here I come! Time magically slows to a crawl! Are we there yet? After 1 hour. Space magically compresses! Scamtrak. Outside of car. Sardines. Inside of car. Heating systems magically cease to function! No, I can't fix it! What do I look like, a magician? Scamtrak shiver shiver. Plus: The Magic of not bathing for 2 1/2 days! Food and amenities are magically transformed! pina colada in-a-can! Hermetically sealed muffin! Alar treat! Cardboard pillow! Teeny-weeny soap! But even Nina has to admit the scenery was magical. Now are we there yet?