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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-10-27 |
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2019-10-27 |
| Image Number: |
180047 |
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If a tweet is sent out and no one signs up to read it, does it exist? Happens millions of times a day.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-10-06 |
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2019-10-06 |
| Image Number: |
179752 |
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Fad Herald special announcement. Please let me be hip … Please let me be hip … Hear ye: For the remainder of this year, I will regularly declare the biggest fads of the decade. It's on! It is so decreed the following is the best bad joke of the decade: That's what she said. Powerful. Oh, no he didn't! I like it! That's what she said. I'll be back. That's what she said!!! Makes no sense.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-09-21 |
Pub. Date: |
2019-09-21 |
| Image Number: |
179411 |
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Rudy asked me the most absurd question. Do tell, Mr. Maynard. He asked me if you and I were going on a date tonight when we go to hear Sean Hannity speak. It's the most absurd thing I've ever heard. Absurd! Say it with me: Absolutely absurd! Absurd!
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-09-20 |
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2019-09-20 |
| Image Number: |
179410 |
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Citizen journalist Rudy Park with a question. Make it quick. Are you and Cort going together to heard Sean Hannity speak? We're sharing a car. Citizen journalist Rudy Park with a follow-up. Just one. Is it a date? Come clean! The people must know! What people?
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-09-17 |
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2019-09-17 |
| Image Number: |
179407 |
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Mr. Maynard, had you heard that Sean Hannity is coming to the Civic Auditorium? Naturally. I have two tickets to his speech. Would you like to join me? Would you like me to join you? Of course. That's why I asked. Good, then my ticket will be free. Well played, stingy entrepreneur. You're kind to notice.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-09-08 |
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2019-09-08 |
| Image Number: |
179310 |
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Prepare for the fad herald. If only he'd be my Facebook friend. Today, a special announcement. Special announcement? Hubbub hubbub hubbub. I speak to you today of Twitter. We have an unusual split decision with regard to a strange concept with a captivating name. Hear ye: The brand name Twitter is: In. But actually using the service is: Out. You may commence with not bothering to tweet or learn anything more about it. So declared. Free @last.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-09-01 |
Pub. Date: |
2019-09-01 |
| Image Number: |
179225 |
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Hear the stunning reviews for Boneyard Death Killers. It's one of the greatest movies in a generation. That's according to movieblogreview.com. What's that place? Boneyard chills, thrills and packs an emotional wallop says flickreviewblogspot. It's Friday the 13th meets Caddyshack meets Streetcar Named Desire, according to joereviewsmovies.com. Awesome dlite gr8 dialog 2 says movietwittergal. I loved this film! Reports I-get-free-stuff-from-studios-reviewer.com.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-08-17 |
Pub. Date: |
2019-08-17 |
| Image Number: |
178939 |
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I hear you're an atheist now. It's the thing to be. What about me? What about you? I have the power to destroy you. So. I am your god! Rethinking position.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-07-28 |
Pub. Date: |
2019-07-28 |
| Image Number: |
178691 |
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The Fad Herald cometh. I kiss the hem of his iPhone. Hear ye, hear ye. The following are in: iPhone Xs, Smart watches, high-mileage cars, anything that says Obama or has his picture on it. The following is out: Spending money. No matter how little. On anything. No matter how necessary. Ahem. I'm confused. If I buy the things that are in, then I'm spending money, which is out. Also out: Trying to make sense of it all. Makes sense. That's out, sir.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-07-16 |
Pub. Date: |
2019-07-16 |
| Image Number: |
178588 |
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You belong to a tightwad club? Our time has come. For years we met in private, shunned by society. Thanks to the economy, we're hip. We can celebrate our frugality in front of the whole world! Bad time to ask for a raise. I am chinchy, hear me roar!
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-07-07 |
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2019-07-07 |
| Image Number: |
178471 |
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The Fad Herald cometh! He is the arbiter of all things hip. Hear ye, today, today, a matter of great importance. I've considered one of the most difficult fad decisions, and I am not prepared to rule. I will answer the age-old question: Hawaiian patterned shirts -- are they in or out? Murmur murmur. At long last. Speak! Quiet, please! Hawaiian shirts -- which have been stubbornly worn by men in all circumstances, often in defiance of their wives, defended and ridiculed through great debate -- are ... in. Wear them in peace! He was recently married. Free at last, God almighty, free at last.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-07-03 |
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2019-07-03 |
| Image Number: |
178359 |
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I haven't gone on a date in ages, but you intrigue me, Jeremiah Johnson. House of Java .Net Cybercafe. Before this goes further, I must know the answer to a critical questions about your … um … physical condition. Ma'am? Cholesterol level? Let's hear it. Pardon? C'mon, this is octogenarian dating etiquette 101! I'm on it.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-06-20 |
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2019-06-20 |
| Image Number: |
178173 |
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You cheated on Laurel. With Darlene. What?! You fooled around with Darlene? No. Worse. Much worse. We played Xbox 360. Please tell me that's a filthy term I've never heard of. Hours of video games! I'm a cad!
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-06-06 |
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2019-06-06 |
| Image Number: |
177965 |
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Darlene? Rudy? I heard you might be hanging out here. I thought I'd come by just to say hello and see how you're doing. That's nice. Coffee King. I love you. Hence Coffee King. House of Java.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-05-25 |
Pub. Date: |
2019-05-25 |
| Image Number: |
177731 |
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Thanks for calling, Mistercard. To report a lost or stolen card, press 1. To make an excuse for sending in a late payment, press 2. House of Java .Net Cybercafe. If your dog ate your bill, press 1. If it was lost in the mail, 2. If you were run down by a zamboni, and got beaten by hockey moms, 3. Yep, we've heard 'em all, and we ain't buying 'em. They're good.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-03-04 |
Pub. Date: |
2019-03-04 |
| Image Number: |
176650 |
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I'm representing Rudy in your relationship discussions. It's common sense. It will enable both parties to not get too emotional. You're trying to prevent emotion from bleeding into a relationship discussion. Check. Dumbest thing I've ever heard! Calm down.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-02-17 |
Pub. Date: |
2019-02-17 |
| Image Number: |
176086 |
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It's the Fad Herald. I should've upgraded my phone. Hear ye. Today, a special announcement. The following is now in: Hope. Until further notice, that tingly, expectant feeling you're experiencing may be interpreted as optimism, mild euphoria, the illusion of better times ahead. Wow. Now that you mention it. Cool. Wait ... What do you man by illusion? Looking ahead to 2020 trends: Disappointment. Nah. We'll be fine, I'm sure.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-02-04 |
Pub. Date: |
2019-02-04 |
| Image Number: |
176182 |
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Rudy, I want you to get to know my pet gerbil. I think I'm catching a cold. He's not good in new situations. I can hear you. This is weird. Don't freak out, Rudy. Trust me, it's all very normal. Want a hand bath? I want a Kleenex. Help.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-01-19 |
Pub. Date: |
2019-01-19 |
| Image Number: |
175858 |
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I'm swimming for East Germany. Bring it, tax man! I am Elon Musk! Hear me roar. The café on steroids (specifically: Sadie-Cohen spiked milkshakes).
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-01-05 |
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2019-01-05 |
| Image Number: |
175667 |
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Sadie, you've got a lot of nerve making light of all the concussions suffered by football players. Stow it, meathead. By the way, I heard Eli Manning got a concussion last season. What? What?! Eli? My Honeybunch? He of the NFL's greatest rear?! I won't have it. The league must reform! Awesome. I still have to brain power to tell a provocative lie. Get it together, NFL or face my wrath!
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