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Darrin Bell |
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Rudy Park |
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2019-04-17 |
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2019-04-17 |
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177234 |
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I said: Get me a @#$% coffee! You're healed. What saved you? I was watching the news and I saw you - on my tv - spending the night to buy a new iPhone as soon as they went on sale. Your mindless consumerism made me so @#$% angry, that I spontaneously healed so I could come back here and strangle you! Hand over that &@#$ iPhone, loser! No way, it's keeping you healthy.
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Darrin Bell |
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2019-04-16 |
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2019-04-16 |
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177233 |
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I have something to say. Just tell me. Are you dying. Have you lost your voice for good? Get me a @#$% coffee you freakin' #$%^ loser! I'm healed, thirsty and you're a stinkin' loser! Rejoicing.
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Darrin Bell |
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2019-04-05 |
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2019-04-05 |
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177050 |
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Sadie's sick. Right. With laryngitis. Maybe something worse. She's got spots on her larynx. They did a biopsy. Oh no. She's in her 80s. She's planning for the worst. In case I die, I want you to know I don't like you. Just respect me. |
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Darrin Bell |
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2019-04-04 |
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2019-04-04 |
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177049 |
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I'm waiting for test results. I might be sick with. What? I can't get the word out. This doesn't sound good. |
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Darrin Bell |
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2019-04-03 |
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2019-04-03 |
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177048 |
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Mrs. Cohen you've got some spots on your larynx. What is it, doctor? Oh, good news. I'm not a doctor. Just a nurse. Good news. Under your plan, if you're seeing a doctor, it's already too late. @#$! HMO! |
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Darrin Bell |
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2019-02-22 |
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2019-02-22 |
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176401 |
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You're running for health commissioner? When's the election? November. I'm starting to line up support. It's not cheap to run for office these days. I've got to galvanize Candorville's voters. Many of them are feeling pretty disenfranchised. Voting is the man's way of keeping us down. Good talk, Clyde.
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Darrin Bell |
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2019-02-21 |
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2019-02-21 |
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176400 |
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Would you like to donate to my campaign for health commissioner? Not ever. Your arch-conservative laissez-faire values will let companies run roughshod over consumers. The only thing you'll make healthy are corporate coffers! Quite clever, no? Whatever. I take cash or checks.
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Darrin Bell |
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2019-02-20 |
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2019-02-20 |
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176399 |
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What qualifies you to run for health commissioner? Lack of experience. I'm not involved in the restaurant, nutritional or hospital industries. Therefore I won't be tempted to meddle like some liberal government obstructionist. My ignorance is the free market's gain! Suddenly, I feel euphoric and I don't know why.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
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Rudy Park |
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2019-02-19 |
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2019-02-19 |
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176398 |
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I'm declaring my candidacy. For what? Health Commissioner of Candorville, the fine nearly township from whence my clan hails. I'm going to right the ship of America. Bring it on, whiny Democrats! I miss the jungle.
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Darrin Bell |
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Rudy Park |
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2019-02-13 |
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2019-02-13 |
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176307 |
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I'm Herbert. Darlene. I'm busy. I noticed that. You look intense. Are you one of those people working herself to death? You're not going to have a heart attack or something? I'd just hate to witness a horrible event like that. It would be very rude of you, frankly. Not enjoying the conversation.
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Darrin Bell |
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2019-02-10 |
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2019-02-10 |
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175961 |
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Up next, a special report: Insomnia, The Silent Killer. Research shows that 54 percent of American adults suffer a sleeping disorder. Side effects can include lost work productivity, depression, increased heart risk … gum disease, petulance, flatulence, Ebola virus, premature writhing death. So get into bed, close your eyes, drift away, and get some rest. No pressure.
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Darrin Bell |
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2019-01-06 |
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2019-01-06 |
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175498 |
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This year, I will become a better person. That's a low bar. I just can't sit by and watch corporate America outsource jobs. Are you serious? Big businesses are cutting pension funds and health care benefits. They're contributing to the greatest income gap between laborers and management that we've seen since the depression. This year, I vow to do a better job. Of? Joining corporate America in crushing the little guy. I just pray I have the strength to see this through. I vow to wilt like a lily.
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Darrin Bell |
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Rudy Park |
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2018-11-25 |
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2018-11-25 |
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174826 |
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Tired of long-winded pundits overanalyzing the news? Your days of boring news talk shows are behind you! Welcome CNM viewers to a sizzling new concept in talk shows: No you are! I'm Brit Johnson, your host. Today's first topic, Health Care Reform. Joining me from the left, Damon Silver. From the right, Paula Doyle. Damon, your thoughts? It's complicated but I'll tell you what's obvious. Paula's all wrong. She's a decent person, but when it comes to health care, she's an idiot. No you are! No you are! No you are! Whoa, calm down. Keep it civil. Next up, the deficit. Paula? No you are! Love this show. No YOU are! I know you are but what am I?!
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Darrin Bell |
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Rudy Park |
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2018-11-16 |
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2018-11-16 |
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174945 |
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Don't you think you're taking this too seriously? That I might have a long lost twin sister? According to a random person emailing your radio show. That's not proof of anything. Oh yeah. And you believed that Obama could bring us health care reform. Who's the one living in a fantasy world? You've been saving that one up, haven't you? I wonder if my twin shared my voluptuous looks.
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Darrin Bell |
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2018-09-22 |
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2018-09-22 |
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174111 |
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For health reasons, we'll be watching only two hours a day of pre-election tv coverage. Oh, snookums … How sweet. You're so worried about me getting overly-taxed by intense political debate. Pshaw! That pipsqueak Olbermann gives me hives and Hannity is so physically hunky and so amazingly stupid that he confuses my hormones. I'm talking about my health, geezer! Too late, old bag! You just admitted you love me as much as I love you!
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Darrin Bell |
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2018-08-19 |
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2018-08-19 |
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173393 |
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Eureka! Hide the children and their wallets. I've figured out a solution to the problem of rising health-care insurance costs. Premiums are rising 25% per year but we're getting less coverage. Finally, with my new plan, businesses and consumers can fight back. Ready? As I'll ever be. We need to get 25% more illness and disease. Time to get your money's worth, people. Who wants strep throat? Only $5 a swab. It's come to this.
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2018-07-08 |
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2018-07-08 |
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172381 |
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Halt! What? What'd I do? Did you order a non-fat latte? Yeah, so? Then you poured in a heap of half-and-half. Well, I … You're lying to yourself. You fashion yourself a heart-healthy consumer then give in to your debased nutritional habits and tastes. you probably hate big government but like pork projects in your district or favor states' rights but want courts to ban gay marriage at the federal level. What? Coffee habits as prism into a moral hypocrisy!!! Plus, that drink just sounds like it tastes terrible. I absolutely need a huge dollop of sugar.
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Darrin Bell |
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2018-06-10 |
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2018-06-10 |
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171805 |
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What brings you to therapy, Mr. Jiddury? Social anxiety. That's what Google says it is, anyway. But Google's no doctor. I thought it'd be better to get the opinion of a professional. I see, well, why don't we start the diagnosis by having you hang up your phone, get out of your car and come inside? No, that's ok. I'm good here. You have a lovely parking lot. I've got donuts in here. No, that's ok, I'm good. I've got cracker crumbs on the floor.
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Darrin Bell |
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Rudy Park |
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2018-05-12 |
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2018-05-12 |
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171300 |
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What's your question for Ask Sadie? Who do you thin has the best fries? McDonald's or Arby's? That depends. Which one is still fried in cattle grease? I know one or the other of them caved in to the anti-clogged-arteryists and switched to vegetable oil years ago. Health-fetishists ruin everything! Health isn't bad. Health is like everything else, too much of it is unhealthy!
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Darrin Bell |
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2018-04-19 |
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2018-04-19 |
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170595 |
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The March Kaiser Family Foundation study showed that 59% of Americans now favor Medicare-for-all. That's almost 60%! When asked if they'd favor it if people were still allowed to buy private supplemental insurance, the number skyrocketed to 75%. This ruins everything. I was used to calling it a leftist position. But if most people want it, isn't it now the centrist position? Don't panic, little buddy. Political labels are about mockery, not accuracy. That sounds awfully leftist of you.
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