This morning I opened the fridge, a glass jar of jam fell out and I caught it with my foot! Pretty amazing, huh? Watch, I'll do it again. CRASH! Oops! I think I'll have the phrase "watch, I'll do it again" put on his headstone.
Nelson, would you say I'm a good grampa? Uh huh. Really? How good? Real good. You're gramptastic! Hey, I like that! Can you see that they put that on my headstone?