You're telling me your playground doesn't have any swings or teeter-totters? Nope. They're too dangerous. Dangerous?! Geez … they might as well just pack all you kids in styrofoam to make sure no one get hurt. Smack! When I was a kid we didn't worry about getting hurt. We just had fun! And I've got the scars to prove it, too!
Oh, shoot! I'm in the water hazard! Sorry about that, boy. Oh no! Now I'm in the sand trap! What have you been doing in your litter box, Muffin?!