I'm tired of 3-D movies. When's Hollywood going to come out with 4-D? 4-D? That's when they combine what's onscreen with physical effects inside the theater. If you see a field of flowers onscreen, you smell flowers in the theater. If it's set in Hawaii, a toucan flies onto your lap. If there's an on-screen kiss, an usher smooches you. You've got my attention.
I'm finally done celebrating the State of the Union address. What are you talking about? House of Java.net CyberCafe. Every year after the speech, I drive cross-country and date ladies from every region, and of every race, creed and color. It's my way of spending time with like-minded patriots to celebrate how we're all more similar than we are different. Whether you're in California, the deep south or far-off Hawaii, you're never more than a 2-hour drive from miniature golf. Think about that.