How can you be so heartless?! I have half a mind to tweet about this! Pardon? A bus full of tiny orphan broke down down the hill. It was on the news. Yet you didn't offer them any food. How would this look for your café if you totally ignored them in their time of need? If you'd like to prepare some tuna croissants, I'd be more than happy to haul them down there for you. Not falling for it.
I came to say bye-bye. "Bye-bye"? You're leaving? Mommy says we're moving to Canada because the country's scrooged, no matter who we vote for. "Scrooged"? Are you sure that's what your mommy said? When Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton won all those states, she said "Truck it, we're out of here." I think that meant she was getting a U-Haul. Yes. Yes, that's what she meant.