How did this hammer get in my purse? I was wondering why my purse was so heavy! Have you been to a hardware store recently? Maybe you're a kleptomaniac with amnesia. I'm not a kleptomaniac, Earl! And if I were, why would I steal a hammer? I have no use for a hammer. Who knows? Maybe you have a subconscious desire to be a blacksmith. The criminal mind is very complex. I just thought of a use for this hammer.