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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Candorville |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-07-01 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-07-01 |
| Image Number: |
172353 |
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I'm not happy. I think I married the wrong person. Dr. Noodle. But I can't leave. Leaving is too hard. I mean, we've got all the same friends. They'd hate me. And she's got complete control of the bank accounts. What would I do for money? But maybe I could just start all over. Who needs any of that stuff? There's a whole world out there. Maybe it's not too late to explore the world, wrestle and alligator, move to Jamaica, change my name, and meet the woman I was really meant to be with. Sometimes it actually is too late. Zzzzzzzz.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Jerry Van Amerongen |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Ballard Street |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-04-30 |
Pub. Date: |
2007-08-08 |
| Image Number: |
20226 |
| Caption: |
The Spivey's leave acrimony behind. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Greg Evans |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Luann |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-02-09 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-02-09 |
| Image Number: |
167728 |
| Caption: |
Hello? Oh, hello, Irma. What? You will? That's great. I'm very happy. Yes. Ok. Goodbye.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Greg Evans |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Luann |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-02-08 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-02-08 |
| Image Number: |
167727 |
| Caption: |
So … I should marry Mr. Gray? I've thought about it a lot, mom. He makes you happy - so I'm ok with it. Mr. Gray has plans to build a guest house for you and Leslie Knox to live in. Is that ok? Gunthie? You look like you're straining … No! Yes! Ok!
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Greg Evans |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Luann |
| Viewable Date: |
2017-12-16 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-12-16 |
| Image Number: |
165567 |
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This is NOT "simple," Toni. No. But I knew you'd love it. He does. Happy Annifirstary. Now I see why you dragged me around the mall, TJ. Guilty! And what's this? My studly gift to you. Innocent! I have always wanted one of these!! Foot spaaah.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Greg Evans |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Luann |
| Viewable Date: |
2017-12-15 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-12-15 |
| Image Number: |
165566 |
| Caption: |
Thanks a lot for makin' me waste two hours at the mall, TJ! You KNOW I wanted to be here with Toni to celebrate our - Happy Annifirstary! Yay Broni.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Greg Evans |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Luann |
| Viewable Date: |
2017-12-11 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-12-11 |
| Image Number: |
165562 |
| Caption: |
Happy anniversary, Toni. You too, Brad. And thanks for letting us keep it simple. You are the sweetest, most thoughtful man on earth. Listen, I need to run a quick errand, be right back. You are the dumbest, most clueless man on earth.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Mike Peters |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Mother Goose and Grimm |
| Viewable Date: |
2017-11-25 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-11-25 |
| Image Number: |
164881 |
| Caption: |
My husband wants me to look the way I did before we were married. Really, how was that? Happy.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Greg Evans |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Luann |
| Viewable Date: |
2017-07-16 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-07-16 |
| Image Number: |
159230 |
| Caption: |
Believe me, Toni, lots of newlyweds have this problem. I suggest you just flip it each time you put one on. I'm sure that will make Brad happy. Perfect! Thank you!! Your mom's idea. But now I'll be unhappy half the time … New roll? Flip it!
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Candorville |
| Viewable Date: |
2017-01-08 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-01-08 |
| Image Number: |
152421 |
| Caption: |
Kelly facebooked me the other day. She says she's getting married … Dr. Noodle … but that thoughts of me keep tugging at her heart. I replied I didn't know whether to be happy for her, and she wrote she didn't know either. So I wrote "don't marry him!" Why do you care? I don't care. I'm way over her. I never even think about her anymore. I just think that, generally speaking, nobody should marry anyone if they're not sure it's going to make them happy. My concern is for all of Kellykind. Do you mean "mankind"? What did I say?
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Greg Evans |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Luann |
| Viewable Date: |
2016-12-17 |
Pub. Date: |
2016-12-17 |
| Image Number: |
151384 |
| Caption: |
I am so happy. And SO tired … I hear ya. I just want some peace and quiet so we can … Yo! Newlyweds! Your carriage awaits! Just married. Broni Honimoon. Weeeoooweeooo. Bwoomp bwomp bwomp.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Greg Evans |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Luann |
| Viewable Date: |
2016-11-27 |
Pub. Date: |
2016-11-27 |
| Image Number: |
150273 |
| Caption: |
Ahhh! I lost an eyelash! Our son is about to be married. How are you feeling? Happy. Nervous. Excited. You? I can't find my shoes! Or my gloves! Same, plus very proud of the beautiful wedding he planned. Seems he went from nutty teen to mature adult just like that. And where's Shannon? I'm s'posed to help her get ready!! Good to know there's hope. I'm ready!
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Greg Evans |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Luann |
| Viewable Date: |
2016-09-17 |
Pub. Date: |
2016-09-17 |
| Image Number: |
147747 |
| Caption: |
I'm happy Toni asked Luann and me to go wedding dress shopping with her. It'll be nice to really get to know her. She's sure been great for Brad. Our son did well. Yes, he did. He's become a sensible, mature grow-up. Wedding dress shopping!!! Hee hee hee he. I feel a comment coming on ... Yeeessss. Hee hee hee. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Greg Evans |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Luann |
| Viewable Date: |
2016-09-09 |
Pub. Date: |
2016-09-09 |
| Image Number: |
147469 |
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If you're watchin' the tyke, I got some errands. See ya. And I'm off to the wedding meeting. How does a blue and white color scheme sound? With forget-me-not - Brad? You'll plan a perfect wedding. I trust you. Want me to keep you informed or just surprise you? As long as it's not vows on a hot air balloon in a fireworks display, I'll be happy. Well, shoot. There goes the surprise. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Greg Evans |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Luann |
| Viewable Date: |
2016-09-03 |
Pub. Date: |
2016-09-03 |
| Image Number: |
147158 |
| Caption: |
Really? You'd give up your dream wedding just to make me happy? Of course. Brad, that is so YOU. It's why I love you. AND it's why I DON'T want to run to the courthouse. I do want our wedding to be special. I really do. You just don't wanna plan it. I don't ... Then don't! 'Cuz I do! |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Greg Evans |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Luann |
| Viewable Date: |
2016-06-12 |
Pub. Date: |
2016-06-12 |
| Image Number: |
143106 |
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Tesla. Whatcha doin' Bradster? Shopping for underwear. If I'm gonna be a married man, I gotta upgrade. I'm just trying to decide what Toni might like. Trust me on this, dude: Go commando, like I do. Okay! Thanks, TJ! Move along now. Happy to help. Hey, lemme know when you're ready to talk manscaping. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Greg Evans |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Luann |
| Viewable Date: |
2015-08-02 |
Pub. Date: |
2015-08-02 |
| Image Number: |
129063 |
| Caption: |
What color is your favorite sweater? Plaid. Black. Your perfect meal is? Tacos. Stir Fry. The dessert you'd die for. Cotton candy. Oreos. Music that makes you happy. AC/DC. Waylon Jennings. Favorite genre of book: Fantasy, romance, adventure or … ? Murder mystery. Sci-fi. Uh-oh. Looks like you failed. Yes! A magical wedding quiz! |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Candorville |
| Viewable Date: |
2015-04-05 |
Pub. Date: |
2015-04-05 |
| Image Number: |
124640 |
| Caption: |
Sometimes I think you don't really like my mother. When I told you she's coming to stay with us for a month … you didn't say anything for five whole seconds. And then all you said was "ok." It would've been nice if you'd been enthusiastic and happy, and talked about all the fun things we'll do with her, and about how grateful you are she wants to spend time with us. I just don't relish the thought of having two people in our house who judge my every word. There you go with the five seconds again. You're such a jerk. Being single is underrated. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Candorville |
| Viewable Date: |
2014-08-12 |
Pub. Date: |
2014-08-12 |
| Image Number: |
114926 |
| Caption: |
Dating's so much harder now that I have a child, Susan. I'm not just looking for someone who'll make ME happy. I'm looking for someone who'll be good for my SON, too. That pressure makes most of my dates end in miserable failure. Your dates have always ended in miserable failure, Lemont. Well, I've always known I'd someday be a father. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Greg Evans |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Luann |
| Viewable Date: |
2014-04-01 |
Pub. Date: |
2014-04-01 |
| Image Number: |
108556 |
| Caption: |
Happy engagement-versary! I can't believe it's been a year. Long time. My parents were engaged for three. Why rush, right? Although, what are we waiting FOR? I dunno. Fear of … ? Planning. |
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