What's that on your arm, Nelson? A Batman band-aid. It means I was brave at the doctor. Ah … very nice. I've just got a plain old band-aid on my thumb. It means I was stupid at hammering a nail.
Earl, would you please hang this picture for me? Okay. First I'll need to go get a hook, some wire, a square, a level, a measuring tape and a stud finder. I'll be right back. Okay. Now I'm ready. Oh…wait. I'd better get some nails, a pencil and a hammer. Never mind. I hung it up myself with a push pin.