Mom! Gramma! Grampa's on the floor!! Oh, no! I told you we should get him a medical alert bracelet in case he fell down and couldn't get up! I know! I know! You were right! Dad, can you hear me? Does it feel like you broke anything? I'm fine. I just like lying on the floor. It's good for my back. I could use a ham sandwich.
Roscoe seems edgy and restless. I wonder what's up with him? Animals have keener senses than we do. Maybe he's sensing a coming earthquake or tsunami. OH, CRUD! Or Earl dropping his ham sandwich on the floor.