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281. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Jim Borgman Jerry Scott |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Zits |
| Viewable Date: |
2015-10-18 |
Pub. Date: |
2015-10-18 |
| Image Number: |
133192 |
| Caption: |
Was grandpa a good athlete? Oh, yeah. I guess you got grandma's hands. And her hairline. Lucky me. |
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282. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Greg Evans |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Luann |
| Viewable Date: |
2015-10-18 |
Pub. Date: |
2015-10-18 |
| Image Number: |
132541 |
| Caption: |
Luann, you need to rake the leaves in the backyard. Ugh. Raking! Deadly dull and it takes forever. Why don't we have a leaf blower? Because we have too much stuff already. We don't need one more thing. Let's use the tools we have! |
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283. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
| Viewable Date: |
2015-10-13 |
Pub. Date: |
2015-10-13 |
| Image Number: |
133607 |
| Caption: |
There's a zip code on your head. It's mail pattern baldness. |
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284. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Candorville |
| Viewable Date: |
2015-10-11 |
Pub. Date: |
2015-10-11 |
| Image Number: |
133081 |
| Caption: |
Great looking hair, made easy. Just dye. We now return to our program. How much time do I have to save the kitten, bring Timmy his inhaler, and defuse the nuclear bomb? You have a lot less time than you did before you started that sentence. We'll be back after these messages ... I'm really psyched Little Tyrant Pizza's bringing the flavor with its new pecan guacamole dipping sauce! A guy, a beach, a skateboard. A girl bouncing in slow motion. And these corn chips that have nothing to do with any of that. Buy them. Six other commercials that go on so long that you don't remember what show you're watching. Going back to Netflixing everything. And now back to our show ... What were we doing? Defusing something or other. I think. |
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285. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Hilary Price |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rhymes with Orange |
| Viewable Date: |
2015-10-09 |
Pub. Date: |
2015-10-09 |
| Image Number: |
133154 |
| Caption: |
The enchanted forest. He fed me a ton of candy while he worked. How was the groomers? Just what I asked - "Business in the front, party in the back." |
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286. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Chris Browne |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Hagar The Horrible |
| Viewable Date: |
2015-10-06 |
Pub. Date: |
2015-10-06 |
| Image Number: |
133102 |
| Caption: |
Rapunzel, Rapunzel let down your hair! Come back another day … when it's not so humid! |
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287. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Rick Kirkman Jerry Scott |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Baby Blues |
| Viewable Date: |
2015-10-05 |
Pub. Date: |
2015-10-05 |
| Image Number: |
133054 |
| Caption: |
911? I need to report an abandoned child in the park! She's about a year old, with red hair and a green jumper. She's mine, and I'm sitting right here! There's no adult within three feet! |
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288. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Steve Kelley Jeff Parker |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Dustin |
| Viewable Date: |
2015-10-03 |
Pub. Date: |
2015-10-03 |
| Image Number: |
132825 |
| Caption: |
AAGGHH! Are you okay? The duct tape pulled all of the hair out of my forearm and reopened the wound. Wow, who would have thought? Maybe we should take you to the emergency room. Good idea. They have real band-aids. Although the line would be shorter at Walgreens. She's right. That's where I got the duct tape when I cut my arm. |
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289. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Steve Kelley Jeff Parker |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Dustin |
| Viewable Date: |
2015-10-02 |
Pub. Date: |
2015-10-02 |
| Image Number: |
132824 |
| Caption: |
Meg may have a point, Fitch. That duct-tape homemade band-aid may be painful to pull off. It's a mand-aid, remember? A man doesn't worry about a few hairs on his forearm. Shall I demonstrate? Absolutely. I'm eager to see the man-aid removed. It's like you can't wait to fee Fitch writhe in pain. Call it manticipation. |
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290. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Dave Coverly |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Speed Bump |
| Viewable Date: |
2015-10-01 |
Pub. Date: |
2015-10-01 |
| Image Number: |
133024 |
| Caption: |
Grand Opening! I wish someone had told me those weren't for haircuts. |
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291. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Steve Kelley Jeff Parker |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Dustin |
| Viewable Date: |
2015-10-01 |
Pub. Date: |
2015-10-01 |
| Image Number: |
132823 |
| Caption: |
Look -- Fitch made a bandage out of a piece of paper towel and duct tape. It's a and-aid. How are you going to pull that off your hairy arm? I'm worried it might remove some hair. I'm worried it might remove some skin. |
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292. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Jim Toomey |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Sherman's Lagoon |
| Viewable Date: |
2015-09-30 |
Pub. Date: |
2015-09-30 |
| Image Number: |
132897 |
| Caption: |
Sherman, I need your help. What? I need more celebrities for this comic convention. I need you to play along. I'm begging! Okay, okay. What was Hasselhoff like? Hairy. Extra on Baywatch. |
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293. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Alex Hallatt |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Arctic Circle |
| Viewable Date: |
2015-09-24 |
Pub. Date: |
2015-09-24 |
| Image Number: |
132484 |
| Caption: |
I told you NOT to let her put her head out of the window! |
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294. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Mike Peters |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Mother Goose and Grimm |
| Viewable Date: |
2015-09-18 |
Pub. Date: |
2015-09-18 |
| Image Number: |
131655 |
| Caption: |
I met this fortune teller at the mall. I asked her out for dinner tonight. That's nice. Only thing she has no hair. She's as bald as a billiard ball. Ralph, a lot of pretty women like the bald look. What would you like to eat? Reply hazy, try again. |
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295. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2015-09-17 |
Pub. Date: |
2015-09-17 |
| Image Number: |
132593 |
| Caption: |
What's the best way to groom a neck-beard? Um … I'm … why on earth would you … HOJ. The huge hipster lumberjack beard craze is two years old. It'll end soon, and then every hipster will be looking for the next big trend to follow. I could get in on the ground floor of it this time if I'm the first to groom it well and Instagram it. With the right 'do, my neck beard can go viral. That sentence makes me very uncomfortable. |
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296. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Bruce Tinsley |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Mallard Fillmore |
| Viewable Date: |
2015-09-16 |
Pub. Date: |
2015-09-16 |
| Image Number: |
132245 |
| Caption: |
While we like to call ourselves "enlightened" … the nose remains marginalized in our culture … Consider all of the songs celebrating women's eyes, lips or hair … Now quick! Name your favorite nose song. |
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297. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Bruce Tinsley |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Mallard Fillmore |
| Viewable Date: |
2015-09-12 |
Pub. Date: |
2015-09-12 |
| Image Number: |
131937 |
| Caption: |
In a shocking revelation today, the parents of "Bald is Beautiful" president Bob Jinks divulged that their son is not naturally bald! He had a full head of hair, even as a baby. We found it a little disturbing. |
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298. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Greg Evans |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Luann |
| Viewable Date: |
2015-09-08 |
Pub. Date: |
2015-09-08 |
| Image Number: |
131303 |
| Caption: |
I gotta finger out these rules. Snork! I said "finger out"! Heehee hee hee! Ok, Hair, bring more drums. Viper, get your karaoke machine. Piro, we need fire! Rules. Dez! I've totally lost control, haven't I?! Maybe. But control isn't everything. Hee hee hee! you said "but control"!! Hahaha! |
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299. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Signe Wilkinson |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Family Tree |
| Viewable Date: |
2015-09-07 |
Pub. Date: |
2010-02-27 |
| Image Number: |
44403 |
| Caption: |
I'd never dye my hair! Too many un-eco chemicals. Agreed! Plus, it's a capitulation to society's sick emphasis on female looks. So true. The only thing that lightens my hair is the sun! Mine too! |
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300. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Greg Evans |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Luann |
| Viewable Date: |
2015-09-05 |
Pub. Date: |
2015-09-05 |
| Image Number: |
130966 |
| Caption: |
… Then Hair tweeted about a party! How do I stop this?! Hey, c'mere, hon. You need some hug therapy. What's this, Bernice? You tell me all about dorm "policy" then go behind my back and plan a party?!! No, it was Hair who - Hey, can I crash here? I'll help with your party. |
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