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281. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
| Viewable Date: |
2016-03-27 |
Pub. Date: |
2016-03-27 |
| Image Number: |
140508 |
| Caption: |
Less than three weeks until taxes are due and we still have pils of complicated returns to finish! Of course, the three little pigs are looking for a new shelter again. Peter Pan is claiming he's exempt from payroll taxes because he'll never reach social security age. And with the complex rules for miners, ironically, we can't use the short form for the seven dwarfs! I'll never find time to do the return for our client, Rapunzel! Don't worry about getting Rapunzel's return done right now. I'll let you in on a little secret ... Rapunzel loves using extensions! |
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282. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Chris Browne |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Hagar The Horrible |
| Viewable Date: |
2016-03-26 |
Pub. Date: |
2016-03-26 |
| Image Number: |
140592 |
| Caption: |
Rapunzel, Rapunzel! Let down your hair! No! She MIGHT need a touch-up! |
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283. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Rick Kirkman Jerry Scott |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Baby Blues |
| Viewable Date: |
2016-03-26 |
Pub. Date: |
2016-03-26 |
| Image Number: |
140551 |
| Caption: |
Where's mom? She went to get her eyebrows waxed. What's that mean? They put hot wax on them and rip the hair out by the roots. And yet she's afraid of a bug. Don't ask me to explain it. |
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284. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Bruce Tinsley |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Mallard Fillmore |
| Viewable Date: |
2016-03-21 |
Pub. Date: |
2016-03-21 |
| Image Number: |
140602 |
| Caption: |
In other news, a new poll … of "which would I rather draw for the next four years?" … finds Donald Trump's hair and Ted Cruz's hair in a virtual dead heat among cartoonists. |
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285. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2016-03-20 |
Pub. Date: |
2016-03-20 |
| Image Number: |
139970 |
| Caption: |
What can I get you? I'll have a mocha, a scone, and an explanation of Beyonce's "Formation" video. Ok. Would you like that for here or to go? Here would be good. Ok. Last month, Beyonce released a music video that expressed pride in her black heritage. Pride in black culture, pride in black physical features, pride even in the Black Panther movement. The reason this is ok is, for centuries, mainstream culture has been telling black people to be ashamed of all that. They've been told to straighten their hair, talk differently, and even lighten their skin if they want to look "professional." When the world tells you to be ashamed of who you are, it's ok to say "No, I'm proud of it." That'll be $14.95. Can I also get a side of explaining why it's important that scientists finally discovered gravity waves? |
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286. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2016-03-14 |
Pub. Date: |
2016-03-14 |
| Image Number: |
140521 |
| Caption: |
I've observed you for the last 15 years. Would you like to know what I've concluded? Sure. You're aging badly. Your hairline has receded by nearly 0.27 inches. Your lateral incisors and cuspids have grown inwardly crooked by 0.3 degrees … You've cultivated a bountiful crop of ear hairs, and your average pore size has increased from 50 microns to 54. It's been a great comfort to me to see that your haggardization is proceeding apace. I don't think I'll ever say "sure" again in life. |
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287. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Greg Evans |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Luann |
| Viewable Date: |
2016-03-14 |
Pub. Date: |
2016-03-14 |
| Image Number: |
139652 |
| Caption: |
Piro, Piro, Piro! That's all Bernice talks about!! The guy shows up all mysterious and broody with his stupid hair and his lame scarf and she goes gaga! What does she see in him? Well, he is kinda cute and sexy - NOT HELPING!! |
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288. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Mike Twohy |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
That's Life |
| Viewable Date: |
2016-03-14 |
Pub. Date: |
2004-10-21 |
| Image Number: |
8626 |
| Caption: |
Job interview. |
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289. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Greg Evans |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Luann |
| Viewable Date: |
2016-03-11 |
Pub. Date: |
2016-03-11 |
| Image Number: |
139330 |
| Caption: |
Tiffany! Did Piro spend the night in your room? No, Miss R.A.! He was just returning my hair clippers! I have hair clippers … Whoa! My scarf! Thanks! |
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290. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Greg Evans |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Luann |
| Viewable Date: |
2016-03-10 |
Pub. Date: |
2016-03-10 |
| Image Number: |
139329 |
| Caption: |
Piro! Hi! Hey, I've been looking for you - Here's your scarf! Not mine. Borrowed it from Hair. This is Hair's … ? Did you just come from Tiffany's room? Yeah. Later. He crashed at Tiffany's - again?! So! Ready for that cuppa? |
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291. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Rick Kirkman Jerry Scott |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Baby Blues |
| Viewable Date: |
2016-03-10 |
Pub. Date: |
2016-03-10 |
| Image Number: |
139885 |
| Caption: |
What are you watching? Kickboxing. Pretty brutal, huh? Maybe. If you want to see some real action, come watch me wash Wren's hair. |
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292. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Alex Hallatt |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Arctic Circle |
| Viewable Date: |
2016-03-04 |
Pub. Date: |
2016-03-04 |
| Image Number: |
139595 |
| Caption: |
Why do women have to pay more than men for haircuts? Curl Up & Dye. I demand equal treatment! Don't say ANYTHING. |
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293. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Steve Kelley Jeff Parker |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Dustin |
| Viewable Date: |
2016-02-29 |
Pub. Date: |
2016-02-29 |
| Image Number: |
139632 |
| Caption: |
You look a little different. I got up early today and took a shower. I combed my hair and put on this sweater that my mom likes. I'm going to behave myself at school, do all my homework tonight and go to bed on time. It's like you're becoming responsible. Totally. I told my mom I'm happy to do it ... every February 29th. |
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294. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Dan Piraro |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Bizarro |
| Viewable Date: |
2016-02-29 |
Pub. Date: |
2016-02-29 |
| Image Number: |
139618 |
| Caption: |
Marilyn Trump. |
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295. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Brian Crane |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Pickles |
| Viewable Date: |
2016-02-26 |
Pub. Date: |
2016-02-26 |
| Image Number: |
138986 |
| Caption: |
Gramma, did you shave your face? Shave? What are you talking about? I don't shave! Oh, I just noticed that your little mustache and chin whiskers are gone. I'm not allowed to talk to gramma when she's getting ready anymore. Me neither. |
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296. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Candorville |
| Viewable Date: |
2016-02-25 |
Pub. Date: |
2016-02-25 |
| Image Number: |
139563 |
| Caption: |
Don’t tell nobody, but … I been feelin' empty inside. Went to see a doctor 'bout it. He say I ain't sick or nothin'. He say I'm just LONELY. How could C-Dog be lonely? C-Dog know e'rebody on the block. Yeah, but does anyone really know YOU? All you ever share with other people is a whole lot of sarcasm. The operative part of "sarcasm" is "chasm." You must be Doctor Phil, cause Oprah have more hair. (This cartoon was originally published on 2014-02-06). |
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297. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Brian Crane |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Pickles |
| Viewable Date: |
2016-02-19 |
Pub. Date: |
2016-02-19 |
| Image Number: |
138696 |
| Caption: |
Earl, where's the whisker? Where did you put it? The whisker? You're looking for one whisker? I shaved off a bunch of 'em. They all went down the drain. No, the WHISKER! You know, the thing that you whisk with! Uhh … I'm pretty sure I've never whisked in my entire life! |
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298. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
John Hambrock |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
The Brilliant Mind of Edison Lee |
| Viewable Date: |
2016-02-13 |
Pub. Date: |
2016-02-13 |
| Image Number: |
138735 |
| Caption: |
I just got a friend request from James Caan. Are you serious? Jimmy and I went to school together. Jimmy? Looks like he retired from plumbing and is living over in Mapleview. Obviously a different James Caan. I'll say! He lost his hair and put on a few pounds. |
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299. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Mike Lester |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Mike du Jour |
| Viewable Date: |
2016-02-09 |
Pub. Date: |
2016-02-09 |
| Image Number: |
138878 |
| Caption: |
Mike, this is Mister Stopheles. He's with Go-2-Heck Solutions. "Mister Stopheles"? That's right. You know this guy's the devil, right? How'd you like to have an eternal hairline? |
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300. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Mike Peters |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Mother Goose and Grimm |
| Viewable Date: |
2016-02-09 |
Pub. Date: |
2016-02-09 |
| Image Number: |
138308 |
| Caption: |
The End. By the way … did you happen to pick up more hairball medicine for Attila? |
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