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281. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Brian Crane |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Pickles |
| Viewable Date: |
2015-02-08 |
Pub. Date: |
2015-02-08 |
| Image Number: |
121884 |
| Caption: |
I learned something cool recently. Oh, and what would that be, pray tell? You can scissor-curl a cat's whiskers like a gift ribbon! See how fancy muffin looks now? Hmm … Why are you staring at my mustache like that? |
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282. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2015-02-06 |
Pub. Date: |
2015-02-06 |
| Image Number: |
122490 |
| Caption: |
You've reached Randy, The Dating Doctor. What ails you? My girlfriend. She's always dressing me in clothes I don't like, combing my hair in a way I don't like, and trying to get me to do things I don't like to do. That’s because she was impatient. Instead of finding the man of her dreams, she decided to just turn you into the man of her dreams. Run while you're still you. She replaced my running shoes with flip-flops. |
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283. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Signe Wilkinson |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Family Tree |
| Viewable Date: |
2015-02-05 |
Pub. Date: |
2009-12-06 |
| Image Number: |
41172 |
| Caption: |
Twig? Twig! I'm ready to leave! Twig?! Ta-wig! What's taking so long? Ok. Are you planning to be in the movies? Actually? … Mall entrance. Yes! Yikes! How's my hair? |
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284. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Mike Peters |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Mother Goose and Grimm |
| Viewable Date: |
2015-02-04 |
Pub. Date: |
2015-02-04 |
| Image Number: |
122460 |
| Caption: |
Hey, don't blame me. I can't see me in the mirror. Casket hair. |
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285. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2015-01-23 |
Pub. Date: |
2015-01-23 |
| Image Number: |
121924 |
| Caption: |
I've grown a mustache. How cool is it? This'll change everything for me. Seat's taken. Move on. What do you mean? One man with a mustache is manly. Sexy. Magnetic. Two men with mustaches is humorous, goofy. It's self-parody, as if they're in some sort of mustache club. You mean there's no mustache club? Either shave or find a new friend. |
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286. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Candorville |
| Viewable Date: |
2015-01-15 |
Pub. Date: |
2015-01-15 |
| Image Number: |
121387 |
| Caption: |
Lemont Brown's Credo. Page 12. #46: This, I believe: Nobody "knows" anything. It's entirely possible that our universe is merely a computer simulation. If that's the case, then God, science ... EVERYTHING ... could have been written - and can be arbitrarily CHANGED - at the whim of the programmer. It's the only explanation for all these hipsters who've suddenly sprouted huge lumberjack beards. |
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287. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Brian Crane |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Pickles |
| Viewable Date: |
2015-01-14 |
Pub. Date: |
2015-01-14 |
| Image Number: |
121126 |
| Caption: |
I hate what wind does to my hair! You look fine. Don't give me that! Tell the truth ... What do I really look like?! I don't know ... A windblown lunatic? Oops ... I didn't say that out loud, did I? |
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288. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Brian Crane |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Pickles |
| Viewable Date: |
2015-01-13 |
Pub. Date: |
2015-01-13 |
| Image Number: |
121125 |
| Caption: |
Ooh, it's a little windy out here. But that's okay. I love the wind. I love the way it freshens the air and makes me feel so alive! Said the man with no hair! |
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289. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Mike Peters |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Mother Goose and Grimm |
| Viewable Date: |
2015-01-12 |
Pub. Date: |
2015-01-12 |
| Image Number: |
121432 |
| Caption: |
Noreen, you're really cute. I noticed you in dog class. Would you like to go out? No. |
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290. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2015-01-10 |
Pub. Date: |
2015-01-10 |
| Image Number: |
121150 |
| Caption: |
Armstrong, what's "beardilizer," and why's our menu say we can add it to any coffee drink? Studies show the male hipster spends 14% more on coffee than the average patron. Studies also show that 78% of male hipsters are trying to grow huge lumberjack beards. Studies also show that a pallet of fertilizer somehow flew off of a freight train as it passed by my house last week. Very bad man. Remind me to thank whoever added that speed-bump to the train tracks by my house. |
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291. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Candorville |
| Viewable Date: |
2015-01-01 |
Pub. Date: |
2015-01-01 |
| Image Number: |
120834 |
| Caption: |
My ex-man brought his new girlfriend, she's like "oh, my god!" But I'm just gonna shake ... And to the fella over there with the hella good hair, won't you come on over, baby? We can shake, shake, shake ... Shake it off, I shake it off, I, I, I shake it off, shake it off ... My baby boy must've downloaded this ringtone to my phone. He does that. I ain't even know what to do with you no more, bruh. |
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292. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Mike Lester |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Mike du Jour |
| Viewable Date: |
2014-12-28 |
Pub. Date: |
2014-12-28 |
| Image Number: |
119981 |
| Caption: |
Mr. Bakwaks' birthday. Foof! I hope you wished for more punch. |
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293. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Mike Lester |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Mike du Jour |
| Viewable Date: |
2014-12-21 |
Pub. Date: |
2014-12-21 |
| Image Number: |
119687 |
| Caption: |
Want to lose weight? Click here. Click. Want thicker hair? Click here. Click! Click! Click! Click! Click! Click! |
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294. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Candorville |
| Viewable Date: |
2014-12-19 |
Pub. Date: |
2014-12-19 |
| Image Number: |
120253 |
| Caption: |
Not throwin' up is … All about … Mind over … Matter, Big L. Thug 4 Life. I just focus on somethin' else … Like how we about to … Pick up yo' son … From day care. … An' like how he got curly red hair … Just like a slipp'ry plate of … Slimy spaghetti … Ohgawd … This is not going to end well. Mind over OH gawd ... Thug 4 Life. (This cartoon was originally published on 2012-06-13) |
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295. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Dave Coverly |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Speed Bump |
| Viewable Date: |
2014-12-17 |
Pub. Date: |
2014-12-17 |
| Image Number: |
120026 |
| Caption: |
The oil, the dandruff … Being a hairbrush is gross! What? Have you seen inside a mouth? You two have no idea … |
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296. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Dave Coverly |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Speed Bump |
| Viewable Date: |
2014-12-05 |
Pub. Date: |
2014-12-05 |
| Image Number: |
119430 |
| Caption: |
Oh, well, I'm sure it would be very funny if I had any idea who this "Elvis" person was. |
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297. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Dave Coverly |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Speed Bump |
| Viewable Date: |
2014-12-04 |
Pub. Date: |
2014-12-04 |
| Image Number: |
119429 |
| Caption: |
Compensating? What do you mean? |
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298. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2014-11-21 |
Pub. Date: |
2014-11-21 |
| Image Number: |
119146 |
| Caption: |
All you young people keep whining about the country being "divided." You don’t know what "divided" is. Grandmother Cohen was a general in the Union army. Her sister was a confederate general. They didn’t let women fight in the civil war. Of course not. But as luck would have it, GREAT grandmother Cohen was the best fake-beard-maker in the land. Nobody ever dared ask "Stonewall Jackson" why "he" often wore his hair in a bun. The history books always leave out the best parts. |
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299. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Mike Peters |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Mother Goose and Grimm |
| Viewable Date: |
2014-11-11 |
Pub. Date: |
2014-11-11 |
| Image Number: |
118841 |
| Caption: |
Hey, don’t get mad at me. Shedding was part of our prenups. |
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300. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Mike Twohy |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
That's Life |
| Viewable Date: |
2014-10-31 |
Pub. Date: |
2003-10-25 |
| Image Number: |
5502 |
| Caption: |
(No caption). A barber polishes the head of a bald customer with a towel. |
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