Whatcha writing? I'm trying to write a poem, bit I don’t know where to begin. What do you want to write it about? Cats, but I need some inspiration. Robert Frost said, "A poem begins as a lump in the throat." HACK! HACK! CACK! Ah! And so does a furball. You're welcome.
All my life dandelions have been my enemies. I've pulled you up by your roots, I've hacked at you with a hoe, I've even poisoned you … but you just keep coming back. I'm beginning to develop a grudging regard for you. So, what do you say we call a truce? Thbbbt!!