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1. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2018-08-22 guidance 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2018-08-22 Pub. Date: 2018-08-22
Image Number: 173656
Caption: A voice from somewhere deep in the air duct system told me to be still, and to listen for the cries of a child, for it would lead me to a refugee whose story must be told. So I did. I stilled my mind … and it led me to wonder if I'd paid the gas bill, if I was missing an Amazon delivery, and if that cretin Gary226 had admitted defeat yet in our Facebook argument. Dios mio. Then I stilled my mind again ...
     
2. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2014-09-07 guidance 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2014-09-07 Pub. Date: 2014-09-07
Image Number: 115372
Caption: I taught Lionel how to call 911. WHAT?! What that little two-year-old boy ever done to you, Big L? Huh? Cops be outta control, bruh. If there a emergency an' he call 911, there a 50/50 chance the police'll help … an' a 50/50 chance they gonna knock down the door without a warrant, toss in a flashbang grenade, an' pepper spray your toddler before draggin' his dad out in the hallway half naked. What is you thinkin' Big L? He's be better off if you teach him to call Domino's. Well, they would probably get there faster.
     
3. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2014-08-31 guidance 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2014-08-31 Pub. Date: 2014-08-31
Image Number: 115090
Caption: I called my ex-wife and told her I forgive her for leaving me for Guillermo Cabonabong. Wow. After five years? Something told me it was time to forgive. Well, I told you back then, holding onto resentment is only going to hurt you. I'm glad my advice finally sunk in. It's not that, doc. Yesterday, Facebook suggested I add Guillermo Cabonabong as a friend. I quit. When even Facebook says it's time to move on, it's time to move on.
     
4. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2011-04-14 guidance 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2011-04-14 Pub. Date: 2011-04-14
Image Number: 59639
Caption: Lemont? Are you still there? Yes, Billy. Why? No reason. A six-year-old child shouldn't be all alone while his mom is away working. Lemont? Want to share my birthday cake? I can slide it under the door. Please don't leave. I'm scared when I'm all alone. Sure. Don't worry, I'll stay till your mom gets back.
     
5. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2010-11-28 guidance 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2010-11-28 Pub. Date: 2010-11-28
Image Number: 54485
Caption: Wuzzat? I said "I'm you, from decades in the future." I've come back through time in your dreams to give you directions - a roadmap that'll prevent a lifetime of financial hardship. Refuse any college loans. Instead, apply for ten credit cards and pay for college with those. Then, when you graduate, declare bankruptcy. Bankruptcy doesn't wipe out college loans, but it DOES wipe out credit card debt. Um ... I graduated from college over a decade ago. Oh. Which way is 1999? That way.
     
6. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2009-02-06 guidance 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2009-02-06 Pub. Date: 2009-02-06
Image Number: 29877
Caption: Inspired by the dignity of the first Black president, Clyde decides never to say the n-word again. He asks the ghost of Richard Pryor for guidance. Only one thing you can do. Get yourself to Africa. That's what cured me. I got $2.25 in the bank, I can't be goin' to Africa! Did I forget to mention to get rich first? I can't even go to Fresno!
     
7. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2008-10-10 guidance 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2008-10-10 Pub. Date: 2008-10-10
Image Number: 27223
Caption: Anderson Cooper's Battle Journal, Day 12: Our guide was one of those guys who had that weird light around him. Glow-in-dark iPOD. $99 at Target. We felt safe with him. Don't eat at that Taco Bell. Bad cheese. Nodung River that way, behind Starbuck! Go! Save John McCain honor from fetid prison camp! He knew the ways of the natives. Because he was one. Mmm... I love the smell of hazelnut latte in the morning.
     
8. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2008-07-05 guidance 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2008-07-05 Pub. Date: 2008-07-05
Image Number: 24666
Caption: I don't think your advice is working, dude. My girlfriend's still getting bored with me. Did you act like a "bad boy"? Chicks are into that. Yeah. C-Dog's incredibly bad advice. 50 cents. Did you treat her like spit so she'd be desperate to get back on your good side? Yeah. Did you cheat on her with her sister? Not really. Tsk. Look, the C-Dog can only help those who help theyselves.
     
9. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2008-04-02 guidance 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2008-04-02 Pub. Date: 2008-04-02
Image Number: 22677
Caption: Heavenly Father, am I doing wrong, preaching what I think the White House wants to hear… …because I'm afraid of losing their "faith-based initiative" money? If you think I should return their money and be true to my faith, give me some sign, Heavenly Father. ...Can I get a second opinion, Heavenly Father?
     
10. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2007-08-31 guidance 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2007-08-31 Pub. Date: 2007-08-31
Image Number: 18405
Caption: C-dog's incredibly bad advice. $2. C-dog, I'm 19. My girlfriend's leaving for college in another state. How can I keep her from falling for some new guy who's richer and hotter than me? Cheat on her. That way she'll be too busy planning your death to even look at another cat. How could I become as wise as you, sir? Study Gilligan. F Troop. All the classics.
     
11. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2007-08-30 guidance 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2007-08-30 Pub. Date: 2007-08-30
Image Number: 18404
Caption: C-dog's incredibly bad advice. $2. C-dog, I've voted for people who ended up hurting the nation. I blame myself. Next time, should I actually research their plans and their records instead of just voting for the one I'd want to have a beer with? Nah, jus' don't vote. Then you can blame whatever happens on other people. You make a lot of sense, C-dog. It's my job, son.
     
12. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2007-08-29 guidance 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2007-08-29 Pub. Date: 2007-08-29
Image Number: 18403
Caption: C-dog's incredibly bad advice. $2. C-dog, I took out a sub-prime loan for a huge house, even though I only work part time at burger queen. Now I can't afford to pay it back. What should I do? Burn the house down, collect the insurance money and flee to Mexico, son! Can't I just secretly take out a mortgage on my mom's house? Dude. That'd just be wrong.
     
13. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2007-08-28 guidance 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2007-08-28 Pub. Date: 2007-08-28
Image Number: 18402
Caption: C-dog's incredibly bad advice. $2. C-dog, I can't afford health insurance for both my wife and myself, so we'll probably die before we should. What can I do about that? (tsk) Jus' buy it fo' y'self, dawg. Women live longer than men. If she dies a few years early, it evens out.
     
14. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2007-07-07 guidance 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2007-07-07 Pub. Date: 2007-07-07
Image Number: 17828
Caption: The answer to your question is simple, my son. The Bible tells us "do not covet your neighbor's wife." Oh, cool! She lives clear across town. What? What?
     
15. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2006-02-24 guidance 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2006-02-27 Pub. Date: 2006-02-24
Image Number: 13053
Caption: Dear Lord, the government wants me to condemn people who spoke about civil liberties, poverty and war at Coretta Scott King's funeral even though she would've approved. If you think I should refuse, even though it might mean losing half a million dollars in federal aid, please send a sign. Did I mention the loot is tax-free, Lord?
     
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