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1. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2019-07-13 guest 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2019-07-13 Pub. Date: 2019-07-13
Image Number: 178425
Caption: Did you see that video where important world leaders are talking at the G-20 … and wondering why the heck Donald Trump's daughter is trying to be part of their conversation? It triggered me. It brought back that time in college where I found myself at the same party with Mother Teresa and Nelson Mandela. I interjected with a pretty enlightening Sanford and Son analogy, and things got awkward. Why is you still talkin'?
     
2. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2019-07-09 guest 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2019-07-09 Pub. Date: 2019-07-09
Image Number: 178421
Caption: Hey, Big L, wassup? Listen, I can't make it to your barbecue tomorrow. Why not? Whachoomean Why not? What you is, my momma? My girl? My parole officer? I'm a grown man. I don't gotta tell nobody why not nothin'. Even if you don't come, you owe me for your half of the food I bought. See you at noon.
     
3. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2017-11-12 guest 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2017-11-12 Pub. Date: 2017-11-12
Image Number: 164249
Caption: I can't believe youtube demonetized me, bruh. All my videos used to make bank, Big L. But just this morning, right after I uploaded my new track "Take a Knee," Youtube cut all the ads off almost all my videos. Well, some big advertisers pulled out of Youtube after it turned out major ads were running on four or five white supremacists' hate-videos. So the Youtube started demonetizing anything their algorithms thin is the least bit controversial. I know, bruh. That's why I renamed all my songs. "Slav'ry Bones" now be called "Involuntary Guest-Worker Bones." "Section 8 Blues" now called "Affordable Housing Lullabies." I don't know, Clyde. I heard once Youtube starts turning off a channel's ads, nothing will change their mind. "@#$% then Neo-Nazis" now called "Cuddle Kittens and Rainbow Bunnies."
     
4. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2017-06-12 guest 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2017-06-12 Pub. Date: 2017-06-12
Image Number: 159151
Caption: Sup, fool? I'm here to pick up bad boy Lionel Brown. Where he at? You're not the father. Day Care. If I had a dime for 'erytime I had heard that … Is that supposed to be a joke? Nah, sis … Maury was deadly serious, 'erytime. What? What? (Sigh) Nevermind. Are you on the list? I was once. But to be in the audience, not up on the show. What? What?
     
5. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2017-02-10 guest 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2017-02-10 Pub. Date: 2017-02-10
Image Number: 154241
Caption: Do you know why mankind is so susceptible to authoritarians, Rosencrantz? It's because our brains are wired to accept lies. Our conscious brain can eventually spot a lie. But for it to spot it, our unconscious brain first has to entertain it. And just as when you entertain a guest, there's a chance the guest will overstay his welcome, put up photos of his loved ones, and before you know it, he's moved in and you can't get rid of him. I'll say it one last time: I want my side of the sidewalk crack back, Tyrone. I don't know what you mean, I've always been on this side.
     
6. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2016-06-07 guest 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2016-06-07 Pub. Date: 2016-06-07
Image Number: 144220
Caption: The guys watch "The Maury Show." Brian, Linda accuses you of stepping out in her with her mother. I ain't never do that, Maury! I ain't never do that, Maury! I ain't never do that, Maury! Lie detector results are in, and they show that you … DID have relations with her mother. Sometimes you just need a break from the stupidity of the Donald Trump elections. Shh! They 'bout to say it Brian's son also be Brian' brother-in-law.
     
7. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2016-03-23 guest 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2016-03-23 Pub. Date: 2016-03-23
Image Number: 140810
Caption: It all started when I first covered Donald Trump on candorville.com. Dr. Noodle. The first article I posted got 2 million views. So I posted another. That got 6 million. So I … I started writing about him every single day. M.A. I see. Well, that's only natural. We all have an instinctive need to give people what they want. That's why as soon as a guest enters our home, we offer them food. Yeah, I'm starting to feel like I'm fattening them up for the slaughter.
     
8. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2016-01-21 guest 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2016-01-21 Pub. Date: 2016-01-21
Image Number: 137947
Caption: Note to self: Wash hands thoroughly when you get home: You've been at Clyde's place. (A) We don't know that you're the only "Clyde" I know, and (B) why do they put the "play" button so close to the "off" button?
     
9. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2016-01-19 guest 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2016-01-19 Pub. Date: 2016-01-19
Image Number: 137945
Caption: How long you gonna be here, Big L. Oh, I don't know … If my son and I are in your way, we can leave: Even though it's 40-below outside … and even though you come over to my place ALL THE TIME whether I'm home or not. If you want us to leave, Clyde, just say the word. The word. NOT LEAVING!!!
     
10. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2014-12-17 guest 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2014-12-17 Pub. Date: 2014-12-17
Image Number: 120251
Caption: Is that roll of sandpaper next to your toilet always there, or do you just break it out for guests? Another stereotype bites the dust. Thug 4 Life. Some of us don't need cotton-puff ultra-soft 6-ply pansy-wipes, Big L. There's literally a role of sandpaper next to your toilet. Look there's just some things you don't want people doing in your house. (This cartoon was originally published on 2012-04-27)
     
11. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2014-05-17 guest 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2014-05-17 Pub. Date: 2014-05-17
Image Number: 111234
Caption: I want to buy a house, Susan. I feel like if I don’t own a house, I'm a failure. Like I'm not really part of society. Like I'm just a guest. I feel like I'm a child and the only way I'll ever truly be an adult is to own a house. Plus if I had my own house, I could make the whole floor a trampoline. Dios Mio.
     
12. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2012-04-27 guest 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2012-04-27 Pub. Date: 2012-04-27
Image Number: 79774
Caption: Is that roll of sandpaper next to your toilet always there, or do you just break it out for guests? Another stereotype bites the dust. Thug 4 Life. Some of us don't need cotton-puff ultra-soft 6-ply pansy-wipes, Big L. There's literally a role of sandpaper next to your toilet. Look there's just some things you don't want people doing in your house.
     
13. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2011-06-19 guest 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2011-06-19 Pub. Date: 2011-06-19
Image Number: 62129
Caption: On today's Sunday Morning Political Show, we discuss the extension of the Patriot Act. Here to discuss this President Obama from 2011. Thanks, Tom. The Patriot Act helps us spy on terrorists in the USA, helping us thwart vague threats I won't bother to tell you about. Renewing it was just plain right. Our next guest: Senator Obama from 2005. Hello, Tom. This legislation puts government above the law. Warrantless searches ... No right to appeal ... This is just plain wrong. Tom, me from 2005 I naive and a threat to national security. Tom, me from 2011 is a power-mad tyrant.
     
14. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2010-07-16 guest 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2010-07-16 Pub. Date: 2010-07-16
Image Number: 49541
Caption: One of our guests did turn in a set of keys earlier. But I should tell you … JUST GIVE ME THE KEYS. … So I turned her volume way up and changed every one of her radio presets to Spanish stations. WHAT?! HURRY UP!! Snap! Snap! … Drive safely. Don't tell me how to drive!
     
15. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2010-07-15 guest 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2010-07-15 Pub. Date: 2010-07-15
Image Number: 49540
Caption: Look, ma'am … I can't help you if you can't identify the valet who took your keys. Was he short or tall? Skinny or fat? What ethnicity was he? I don't see color. … You can ask all my friends. Do your friends know where your keys are?
     
16. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2010-07-14 guest 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2010-07-14 Pub. Date: 2010-07-14
Image Number: 49539
Caption: Hotel X. Front Desk. Can you describe the valet who took your keys? Of course. He was five-foot-six, or six-two … he was a Black-Spanish-Arab from Mexico, or thereabouts … He was a WHAT? I'm not Sherlock Holmes, just get me my keys!
     
17. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2010-07-13 guest 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2010-07-13 Pub. Date: 2010-07-13
Image Number: 49538
Caption: Meanwhile, back at Hotel X … Ma'am, I've spoken to the valets and they don't recall parking a pink Audi this morning. Well obviously they were incompetent or drunk. I personally handed my key to a valet. I said I'm not a valet … … and don't change my radio presets! I hate when you people do that! Front Desk. If you people learned to pay attention maybe you'd earn more than minimum wage and tips!
     
18. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2010-06-29 guest 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2010-06-29 Pub. Date: 2010-06-29
Image Number: 49071
Caption: Hotel X. Why would you think I'm a valet? I'm a guest here like you. Make sure you don't dent my Audi. You're mistaken. I'm not a … And don't change my radio presets! I hate when you people do that! Trash.
     
19. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2009-12-10 guest 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2009-12-10 Pub. Date: 2009-12-10
Image Number: 41702
Caption: Four years ago, our illustrious guest went on a journey to interview survivors of Hurricane Katrina. He found these American refugees corralled in a run-down jail. His perceptive and brilliant new book, "Katrina's Ghost," brings us their stories. Their stories were shocking. Their stories were awe-inspiring. Their stories changed America. Mr. Brown, we are honored to have you here. Hear what, @#$%?
     
20. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2009-12-07 guest 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2009-12-07 Pub. Date: 2009-12-07
Image Number: 41699
Caption: Our guest today is Lemont Brown, author of the book "Katrina's Ghost." Why don't you tell us about yourself, Lemont? Golly! Of course, Sadie! First of all … I really AM that nerd Lemont Brown. I am NOT his friend C-Dog, impersonating him on his book tour in order to hide from the big-muscle brother of a chick I've horribly, horribly wronged. We'll be right back. I was born at an early age ...
     
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