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1. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2019-08-08 guard 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2019-08-08 Pub. Date: 2019-08-08
Image Number: 178909
Caption: Remember how I said ICE detained that 18-year-old American citizen for nearly a month? He said when they finally let him go, he'd lost over 20 pounds because food was scarce in the camp. Detainees have said the older kids often give their rations to the little ones to keep them from crying because the crying angers the guards. What country is this?! Careful, if they think you don't know, they might come for you.
     
2. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2018-08-28 guard 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2018-08-28 Pub. Date: 2018-08-28
Image Number: 173789
Caption: Armed guards were everywhere. I couldn't take a chance. So I hid and interviewed the Central American toddler refugee from there. What's your name? Nuq oh Pongllj'e? Where are you from? NuqDaq DaDab? So what did the little boy say? Nothing. I'd accidentally set my translate app to Klingon.
     
3. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2018-08-27 guard 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2018-08-27 Pub. Date: 2018-08-27
Image Number: 173788
Caption: Now that the airduct … or whatever it was … had led me back to 2018 … I was moments away from finally interviewing a toddler in one of Trump's internment camps. I could hear him, just around the corner. He was sobbing. He was hysterical. He was calling out for his mother. He was just around the corner ... But so were the armed guards. By the time I got the glue, the fake beard and the janitor disguise, the child's cries had stopped. Wait ... back up. I almost blew my cover when I lost control of the spinny-mop thing and it dragged me down the hall.
     
4. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2018-08-13 guard 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2018-08-13 Pub. Date: 2018-08-13
Image Number: 173499
Caption: So … Anderson Cooper distracted the guards while I snuck into the air duct to cover the real story. The architect who gave me the blueprints marked a path that'd take me to the refugees Mayor Thump had imprisoned … but I seemed to have made a wrong turn. Psst! You there ... Are you a refugee? Don't think so. My daddy said I'm on vacation.
     
5. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2018-07-19 guard 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2018-07-19 Pub. Date: 2018-07-19
Image Number: 172928
Caption: Thank you for doing this, Anderson Cooper. After Vietnam, I owe you. See The Starbucks at the End of the World, page 161. Here's how it'll go down: I ask to interview the refugees again. When the guards refuse, you create a distraction. You have one in mind? Affirmative. I fake a split personality and accuse myself of being fake news before I take offense at that and put myself in a headlock. Then ... Best I don't know the details. Ok. That's the air duct you'll be sneaking into? No. That's chocolate. I had a Snickers.
     
6. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2018-07-18 guard 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2018-07-18 Pub. Date: 2018-07-18
Image Number: 172927
Caption: Lemont Brown. Journalist. I'd like to see the conditions inside the internment camp and I'd like to interview the refugees. No, no, no, and no. What? What? I only asked you for two things but you said no four times. You didn't ask if I'd confirm that we black out the windows so the world can't see us mistreating refugees? And you didn't ask if I could confirm that we've been secretly whisking them away in the dead of night to parts unknown? No ... is this all starting to weigh on your conscience? No ... and no.
     
7. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2018-07-11 guard 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2018-07-11 Pub. Date: 2018-07-11
Image Number: 172714
Caption: In the refugee detention center. Pardon me, sir, when are we to be set free? BACK, MEAT. "Meat"?! I'll have you know I was wearing fatigues and slogging across Europe for Uncle Sam before your daddy was spawned! A LITTLE RESPECT, SIR! You're right. Back, MR. Meat. That's better.
     
8. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2018-06-27 guard 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2018-06-27 Pub. Date: 2018-06-27
Image Number: 172489
Caption: It's tough to know where to draw the line, as a journalist. I mean, the city won't give me access to the refugee detention facility. So I did the usual … tried to interview people involved with it. I tried the guards … I tried the custodians … I tried the architect to see if I could fit into the air-ducts ... Pretty sure that's crossing a line. He said I could just barely shimmy through if I butter myself up.
     
9. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2018-05-20 guard 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2018-05-20 Pub. Date: 2018-05-20
Image Number: 171354
Caption: I feel like I'm starting to hate everyone, doc. Dr. Noodle. I hate the stranger who shook his head in disgust at me when he saw I was in an interracial relationship. I hate the lady who cut me off in traffic and almost ran me off the road this morning. I hate the dentist who convinced me I needed a $350 month guard when I could've bought one just as good for $25 at Target. I hate the Girl Scout who sold me six disgusting boxes of ten-year-old Samoa cookies. That's ... then? I hate myself for not noticing she had to have been at least 23 years old.
     
10. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2016-09-28 guard 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2016-09-28 Pub. Date: 2016-09-28
Image Number: 149027
Caption: Divided Airlines. Another one? Out of order. Excuse me, where's the nearest working men's room? Gate 57. Which gate are we at? Gate 2. Totally unrelated question: Where's the nearest potted plant?
     
11. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2015-04-12 guard 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2015-04-12 Pub. Date: 2015-04-12
Image Number: 124956
Caption: I read the government's using planes to spy on our cellphones. I think it's funny people care about that #$%@. The government been spyin' on me all my life, and didn't nobody care 'bout that. What do you mean? I step out my front door, the police watch from they car. If I walk by a cop, he ask what I got in my jeans. If I walk to 7-Eleven, the police ask where I'm goin'. When I get there, the security guard follow me around the store. Didn't nobody care about "government surveillance" when they thought it only happened to me. Where was Edward Snowman when cops was feelin' me up? Technically, security guards aren't the government.
     
12. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2015-01-05 guard 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2015-01-05 Pub. Date: 2015-01-05
Image Number: 121076
Caption: What's your New Year's resolution, Lemont? To stop answering personal questions. We've gotten too used to answering personal questions. "What's your address?" "What's your phone number?" "What's your Social Security number?" We fill out "fun" surveys online, without even thinking about who's collating our answers and why. In fact, forget I said all that. My New Year's resolution is none of your business. Dios mio.
     
13. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2014-06-03 guard 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2014-06-03 Pub. Date: 2014-06-03
Image Number: 112088
Caption: My new song about how it's a diff'rent world for women than it is for men. I never wonder if every dude I talk to is tryin' to get in my pants. Women have to wonder that all the time. I don’t have to guard my drink just in case some dude drugs it. Women have to do that kinda thing. What have you done with the REAL Clyde? I don't have to wonder if THAT was a double-entendre.
     
14. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2012-04-24 guard 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2012-04-24 Pub. Date: 2012-04-24
Image Number: 79771
Caption: Lemont interviews a Secret Service agent about the sex scandal. I guess my first question would be … Butt-naked girls! … If you're not even sharp enough to do depraved things without getting caught … Why should we think you're sharp enough to guard the president? Nonsense. For all you know, there were plenty of times we didn't get caught.
     
15. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2011-11-24 guard 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2011-11-24 Pub. Date: 2011-11-24
Image Number: 73210
Caption: I don’t see why you need a playpen for a two-year-old. That's why 2 million Americans in prison today. In our most impressionable years … … They get us used to a cot, a couple toys and four claustrophobic walls topped with barbed wire. You were an awful child. I was four before I realized that was just a Teddy Ruxpin in the guard tower.
     
16. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2011-05-11 guard 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2011-05-11 Pub. Date: 2011-05-11
Image Number: 60779
Caption: Osama Bin Laden visits Lemont's dream. I changed America forever. Oh, please. It's not the first time America got caught off-guard, panicked, and let opportunists make us a nation of bed-wetting, freedom-surrendering war-monkeys who're afraid of our own shadows. Remember the Soviet Union? You're like a second-rate ... Krushchev. Gesundheit. What? What?
     
17. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2010-09-06 guard 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2010-09-06 Pub. Date: 2010-09-06
Image Number: 51714
Caption: How was your flight home, Lemont? Great! Really? But when you called from the airport, you were griping about how they charge $50 for each bag you check. Pfft! I got around that, easy. I'm just big-boned.
     
18. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2010-06-14 guard 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2010-06-14 Pub. Date: 2010-06-14
Image Number: 48465
Caption: Bee-beep. Step back and go through again. But … Proceed, sir. Bee-beep. I thought there was going to be a full-body scanner. … The kind that shows everyone your privates. What's this? Lead underpants. Bee bee beep.
     
19. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2009-07-23 guard 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2009-07-23 Pub. Date: 2009-07-23
Image Number: 36430
Caption: I think we're on our own, Lemont. We need to escape this Iranian dungeon. Ever seen Shawshank Redemption? Remember when Morgan Freeman tunneled his way out of jail with a spoon? Well in my pocket, I have a .. Tim Robbins. ?Que? No, I'm pretty sure it was Freeman. You're gonna tell me it was Freeman? I own the DVD, Lalo. It's Tim Robbins. !Callate, idiota! That's not the poin- He's right, IMDB says it's Tim Robbins.
     
20. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2009-07-11 guard 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2009-07-11 Pub. Date: 2009-07-11
Image Number: 35973
Caption: Lemont calls the paper. What do you mean James Olsen's not in? I need to know if he got those Iran protest stories I filed. … What do you mean "elbow strain"? … Yes, I know Michael Jackson died. What's that have to -- Every editorial cartoonist in the country sent drawings of Michael Jackson moonwalking through the pearly gates. Mr. Olsen started shouting "Lazy! Cloying! Aaarggh!" Wha -- you're breakin' up. It sounded like you said "He personally beat them all down with a sock full of quarters."
     
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