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Cartoonist(s): |
Sam Hurt |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Queen of the Universe |
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2018-07-31 |
Pub. Date: |
1990-12-15 |
Image Number: |
37245 |
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What's the matter, Peaches? You were hollering up a storm … A teeny bug was on my finger, so I flung it across the room. Just think, in proportion to his size, that's like being flung about a mile and falling dozens of stories. But bugs have a mysterious ability to recover from such a fall. Something to do with their exoskeletons. Hmm ... Eeee ... ooooooooooooooo ... Great! Now I gotta go to the body shop, and my insurance is sure to go up. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Sam Hurt |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Queen of the Universe |
Viewable Date: |
2017-09-12 |
Pub. Date: |
1990-10-31 |
Image Number: |
35914 |
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All right! Finally! I almost have this shelf up! #$%#! Oh, great. Now my thumb's going to be sore for weeks, and the stupid shelf still isn't finished � What else could go wrong. Uncle Ratliff, what does "#$%#" mean? Klunk. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Sam Hurt |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Queen of the Universe |
Viewable Date: |
2017-01-10 |
Pub. Date: |
1990-09-25 |
Image Number: |
34617 |
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Is something the matter, Uncle Ratliff? Sigh. I'm a loser, Peaches�I have no girlfriend�no great talents, no grand dreams. I have a stupid job at the tv station, making sure the cheap, locally produced commercials are louder than the outdated b-movies we show. Hey, you lighten up...You have the honor and privilege of seeing to my every waking need...Wow! You're right. I do have a place in life. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Sam Hurt |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Queen of the Universe |
Viewable Date: |
2016-12-29 |
Pub. Date: |
1990-07-31 |
Image Number: |
31914 |
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Pull over, Uncle Ratliff. I need to go to the bathroom. Now, Peaches, I told you to go before we left! Just land, ok? Oh, all right! Great. Not a service station in sight. Keep going. Find a McDonald's. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Sam Hurt |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Queen of the Universe |
Viewable Date: |
2016-11-15 |
Pub. Date: |
1990-09-17 |
Image Number: |
34502 |
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Hey, Peaches - Lunch is almost ready�Peaches? Noodleroni. Peaches? Nope. Not in here. Oh, great. Not again. Now I have to figure out where she is. Let's see�I wonder what her latest field of interest is�Meanwhile: Catalytic converters are unhandy, unsound, and probably unconstitutional! Here here! Bravo! Lester's auto shop. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Sam Hurt |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Queen of the Universe |
Viewable Date: |
2016-09-06 |
Pub. Date: |
1990-09-08 |
Image Number: |
34373 |
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Saturday morning - All I want is my coffee and the newspaper�Oh, great. Out of coffee...Oh, well�There's still the paper�The queen of the farmers surveys the finest cabbage crop in 15 years� |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Sam Hurt |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Queen of the Universe |
Viewable Date: |
2016-07-05 |
Pub. Date: |
1990-08-29 |
Image Number: |
32962 |
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It's great having my niece Peaches and her brother Tykie here…The queen of the universe hereby demands pudding!...Being a bachelor, I really enjoy having some family around…At last, any further delay would've me with harsh punishment. Of course, I might eventually have to address the potential discipline issue... |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Sam Hurt |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Queen of the Universe |
Viewable Date: |
2016-01-19 |
Pub. Date: |
1990-08-03 |
Image Number: |
31917 |
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How much further to the lake, Uncle Ratliff? Shouldn't be long now, Peaches…Let's see…it's just off route 66…Oh, wow - Look at that big fence..Shhh - I'm trying to look for landmarks. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Sam Hurt |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Queen of the Universe |
Viewable Date: |
2015-12-02 |
Pub. Date: |
1990-07-28 |
Image Number: |
31911 |
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Splu glbld lbloo sglap. And there you have it. Our action weather forecast from Biff and his meteorological team. A hard freeze with a 90% chance of precipitation…Of course, it could turn out to be a great day to wash your car…Mlmlmlm bluhb! |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Sam Hurt |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Queen of the Universe |
Viewable Date: |
2015-10-13 |
Pub. Date: |
1990-07-21 |
Image Number: |
31904 |
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My newspaper and slippers? Gee, thanks, Peaches…It's just so great when someone does something for you just to be nice - Just for the sheer pleasure of it…It's so rare, it's - This is about those skydiving lessons again, isn't it? Then you'll sign me up? |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Sam Hurt |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Queen of the Universe |
Viewable Date: |
2015-03-03 |
Pub. Date: |
1990-06-10 |
Image Number: |
31871 |
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Hey, Kareem - What's with this dog? He hasn't moved since we got here. Oh, look at this - Perdita's kind of strange. She thinks if we know she's awake, we'll put her outside. Watch. Clang clang clang. Wvjoooooo. Whaaaaa. What're you doing, Peaches? Ok - She's a great actor, for a dog...Let's see if she's academy award material... |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Sam Hurt |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Queen of the Universe |
Viewable Date: |
2015-01-20 |
Pub. Date: |
1990-06-04 |
Image Number: |
31865 |
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I have reached it. A place containing great treasures…Toys 2 Buy. Customer parking only. Treasures which can be unlocked only with a secret key…A key which only I have…My Uncle Ratliff's credit cards… |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Sam Hurt |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Queen of the Universe |
Viewable Date: |
2014-10-14 |
Pub. Date: |
1990-05-27 |
Image Number: |
31857 |
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Why? Why do I do it? Why undergo such hardship? Why travel such great distances? Why pit human strength against the indomitable forces of nature? The answer is quite simple…Because it is there…Toys 2 Buy. |
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