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Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
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2019-08-26 |
Pub. Date: |
2019-08-26 |
Image Number: |
179243 |
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School Cafeteria. It's the start of the school year. The Geometry teacher will come by to verify that we're serving truly square meals. The grammar teacher says the alphabet soup is runny and needs some punctuation added. History teachers keep a record of all the past meals and so will notice any leftovers being served. And the computer lab staff expressed concern about all the cookies so the astronomy teacher suggested switching to candy for dessert. I'll bet she thinks Starburst and Milky Way would be best. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves |
Comic/Cartoon: |
King Baloo |
Viewable Date: |
2018-07-10 |
Pub. Date: |
1990-01-01 |
Image Number: |
4887 |
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Everybody in our class passed the spelling text except for little Geoffrey Chaucer. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
John Deering |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Strange Brew |
Viewable Date: |
2018-04-19 |
Pub. Date: |
2007-09-08 |
Image Number: |
20484 |
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Goe teem. How much did we budget for our english department this year? |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
Viewable Date: |
2016-03-10 |
Pub. Date: |
2016-03-10 |
Image Number: |
140213 |
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The dog is. Now, Ernie, is this an incomplete sentence? So far. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Signe Wilkinson |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Family Tree |
Viewable Date: |
2015-11-23 |
Pub. Date: |
2010-03-19 |
Image Number: |
45195 |
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Why do we, like, have to, umm, learn the 5 paragraph essay? To organize your thoughts and communicate clearly. But it's, like, you know, kind of a formula, so it sorts, don't you think … Ruins, like, spontaneous expression and forces us into, umm, boring conformiosity? With any luck, yes! |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
Viewable Date: |
2014-11-14 |
Pub. Date: |
2014-11-14 |
Image Number: |
118652 |
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School. The teacher said to never end a sentence with a preposition. I wonder what she's up to? |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Signe Wilkinson |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Family Tree |
Viewable Date: |
2014-09-11 |
Pub. Date: |
2009-10-31 |
Image Number: |
40222 |
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Why are you upset over criminal checks for teachers, nana? They're another useless invasion of privacy. They won't stop the most common school crimes. Like giving too much homework? Like teaching bogus science, watered-down history and the improper use of pronouns. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Candorville |
Viewable Date: |
2011-02-26 |
Pub. Date: |
2011-02-26 |
Image Number: |
57547 |
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Facebook Messages. From Sasha Mitchell. Hey, Lemont. I know you had a big day in court today, I just wanted to see how you're doing . Also, BTW, I had this weird dream last week, on Valentine's Day. Only when I woke up, I realized it was actually a MEMORY. I don't know if I should tell you ... It was Valentine's Day, 1995, around midnight. I was laying on your bed in the dorms just watching you write an article for the school paper. I recall being really happy and feeling rally honored that you let me do that. I had such a crush on you, Lemont. It was SO embarrassing. Lemont, I ... Lemont? Lemont? Are you there? MUST ... NOT ... HIT ... SEND ... It's "lying," not "laying," Sasha. SEND. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Mike Peters |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Mother Goose and Grimm |
Viewable Date: |
2009-10-23 |
Pub. Date: |
2009-10-23 |
Image Number: |
40181 |
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Alright young man, write it again. You are not anything except a hound dog. You are not anything except a hound dog. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Mike Peters |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Mother Goose and Grimm |
Viewable Date: |
2007-05-17 |
Pub. Date: |
2007-05-17 |
Image Number: |
17278 |
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Miss Connole, you're pluperfect. Love in the English faculty lounge. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
Viewable Date: |
2006-10-07 |
Pub. Date: |
2006-07-09 |
Image Number: |
14245 |
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Ursprache. Dasyphyllous. Psittacism. Maieutic. Recrementitious. Boraginaceous. Hey! I know --- these are words from the National Spelling Bee. Those kids are incredible ! They can spell anything! Sphacelated. Croquignole. Escargotiere. Meningococci. I entered all the spelling bees in school but never one won. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Candorville |
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2005-06-15 |
Pub. Date: |
2005-06-15 |
Image Number: |
10726 |
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Lemont awakens in an alternate universe where Nixon and "Deep Throat" existed in 2005, not 1973. In other news … A group known as "Swiftboat Veterans for the Truth" claims to have proof that "Deep Throat" is a fraud…… |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
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2004-06-01 |
Pub. Date: |
2004-05-25 |
Image Number: |
7380 |
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Would you folks mind not talking for the rest of the evening? I've been diagramming sentences all day at school. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
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2002-12-20 |
Pub. Date: |
2002-12-17 |
Image Number: |
2260 |
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The cat ran up the tree to get away from the dog who started chasing the cat when the owner of the dog dropped the leash because she was scared when a driver honked because a car stopped a … Are you sure? -- I think punctuation might break the momentum. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Mike Peters |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Mother Goose and Grimm |
Viewable Date: |
2002-07-08 |
Pub. Date: |
2002-07-08 |
Image Number: |
1205 |
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The dog runs fast. So…put the subject in front of the verb, would you? Fail this test you will. Yoda's English class. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Mike Peters |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Mother Goose and Grimm |
Viewable Date: |
2002-04-22 |
Pub. Date: |
2002-04-21 |
Image Number: |
735 |
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I tawt I taw a Puddy Tat. No, No, see Puddy Tat is the direct object, and taw is the verb. Between shows, cartoon characters still have to go to school. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
Viewable Date: |
1999-04-12 |
Pub. Date: |
1999-04-12 |
Image Number: |
70234 |
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The dog runs fast. If you don't mind my asking, about how much does a sentence diagrammer pull down a year? |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
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1995-03-27 |
Pub. Date: |
1995-03-27 |
Image Number: |
68304 |
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I need a "Get Well" card for my old English teacher. Do you have one that cajoles in the indicative rather than commands in the imperative? |
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