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1. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2019-11-11 grade 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2019-11-11 Pub. Date: 2019-11-11
Image Number: 180298
Caption: 1982. You want to be what, Lemont? A Jedi. I'm already practicing. But that's just a movie, Lemont. It's not really real. I think all stories are real. I think writers only think they made them up. I think what's really going on is, the universe is alive. And writers are the universe's way of remembering incidents that really happened. Is this about how Mrs. Drake gave your book report an F? My remembering of the incident is every bit as valid as the author's.
     
2. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2019-07-31 grade 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2019-07-31 Pub. Date: 2019-07-31
Image Number: 178783
Caption: What's your question for Ask Sadie? Are America's best days behind us? Excellent question. It reminds me of the time in grade school when the schoolmarm told little Jebediah Thistlewood to pull up his knickers. The next day, Jebediah's pa came to school and said In my day, a man was free enough to wear his trousers 'round his ankles if he wanted to. This used to be one humdinger of a country. I still have no idea what he was talking about. I don't even remember what I asked you.
     
3. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2019-02-20 grade 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2019-02-20 Pub. Date: 2019-02-20
Image Number: 176393
Caption: To roll how you roll when erebody want you to roll different … that's everything … Ralph Waldo Emer's son said that. That's now what Emerson said. It is too. Emer's son tol' me that hisself back in second grade. Wow. You were into Emerson back in second grade. Huh? Nah, bruh. We was just friends. What? What?
     
4. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2018-11-15 grade 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2018-11-15 Pub. Date: 2018-11-15
Image Number: 174938
Caption: You're a journalist … You've written a bunch of novels. But have you ever thoughts of writing poetry? Not in a million years. Why not? Wait … is this about what happened in second grade? Of course not, Susan. Just because a young boy stands up in front of the entire school and does a comedy routine in iambic pentameter, and nobody laughs even once ... doesn't mean he'll be traumatized, or anything. It wasn't 'cause it was a poem, Lemont. The room was just a little too old for droll observations about Muppet culture. I've asked you to never say Muppets around me.
     
5. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2018-10-24 grade 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2018-10-24 Pub. Date: 2018-10-24
Image Number: 174602
Caption: Sorry, Lemont, I can't watch your son for you for two whole weeks. Have a Lego allergy. Oh … wait, a what? No? Well, I mean I have an appendectomy scheduled. No, you don't. You just don't want to watch your best friend's son while your best friend is away covering the voter disenfranchisement in all those states. Children terrify you. Admit it. Are you calling me a liar? You had your appendix out in second grade. It grew back.
     
6. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2018-05-15 grade 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2018-05-15 Pub. Date: 2018-05-15
Image Number: 171502
Caption: So … Clyde and I were playing basketball when all of a sudden four other guys showed up and asked if they could join in. So we started choosing up teams, and all of a sudden I got all nervous and anxious. I'm a grown man. I have a son. A career. But all of a sudden I was right back in second grade hoping I wouldn't be the last to be picked. Is that why Clyde asked me how my emergency vasectomy went? I had to think of some reason to get out of there.
     
7. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2017-09-03 grade 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2017-09-03 Pub. Date: 2017-09-03
Image Number: 161589
Caption: If Democrats know what's good for them, they'll move further right. That's how they can win elections. All my conservative friends agree. And we tell that to every Democrat we see every chance we get. That's very considerate of you, to help out the opposition like that. Oh, I've always been considerate. When I was a small child, I used to let other kids copy my test answers before I changed them to the right ones. Wait ... what was that? What was what? You said you let kids copy your wrong answers before you changed them to the right answers. Did I? I don't think so. You did. It's exactly what you just said you did. If you know what's good for you, you'll just passively accept what others say without thinking too much about it. Let me guess: Your class was graded on a curve?
     
8. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2016-05-24 grade 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2016-05-24 Pub. Date: 2016-05-24
Image Number: 143638
Caption: I don't know why fools be keepin' useless junk from long ago. What the point of that is? How often you gonna open that box in your garage to look at the apple you finger-painted when you was four? They ain't no future generations gonna enshrine your third-grade diary in the Smithsonian. Ain't nobody gonna care 'bout no package Amazon delivered to your doorstep last week. I said give me back my package!
     
9. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2016-04-13 grade 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2016-04-13 Pub. Date: 2016-04-13
Image Number: 141798
Caption: I've been looking for you all day, Clyde. I'm in hiding, bruh. My phone be ringin' off the hook. People be bangin' on my door an whatnot askin' me for favors. Sometimes the only way a brotha can get some peace an' quiet is to run far away. I still have no idea how you came to be a superdelegate. It all started back in sixth grade when I set up that "Alibis Provided for $2" stand near city hall.
     
10. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2013-10-13 grade 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2013-10-13 Pub. Date: 2013-10-13
Image Number: 102221
Caption: You would think bringing your teacher's old arrest report to show and tell would at least be worth some originality points.
     
11. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2013-03-02 grade 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2013-03-02 Pub. Date: 2013-03-02
Image Number: 93958
Caption: So your computer died? Good thing you didn’t let me borrow it, huh? Right about now you'd be BLAMIN' a brotha for breakin your stuff. It'd be just like second grade all over again. You drove my momma's car into the lake. Whatever. The analogy still works.
     
12. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2012-08-08 grade 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2012-08-08 Pub. Date: 2012-08-08
Image Number: 85361
Caption: I'm thinking of a number from fourteen to ninety … It’s divisible by both two and seven … … And long ago it cost an innocent 1st grader a passing grade in math. Fourteen. Don’t rub it in.
     
13. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2012-06-29 grade 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2012-06-29 Pub. Date: 2012-06-29
Image Number: 82892
Caption: Dear Voter: As you know, there have been almost no incidents of voter fraud in the state. In response, we have purged tens of thousands of suspicious voters, such as yourself, from voter rolls. To be reinstated, you must schedule a hearing to provide us with a valid ID, birth certificate, and third grade report card. If you're a 93-year-old minority without a birth certificate, simply have a parent verify your citizenship.
     
14. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2010-05-06 grade 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2010-05-06 Pub. Date: 2010-05-06
Image Number: 47013
Caption: Aw, that doesn't sound that bad, Lemont. Say what? Brown, are you ready to give that big speech next week in Walnut Creek to 2000 people who'll be staring at you and judging your every word? Oh, did I forget to tell you we scheduled you for that? I hadn't projectile-vomited since grade school. I'm sure he didn't notice.
     
15. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2010-01-10 grade 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2010-01-10 Pub. Date: 2010-01-10
Image Number: 42642
Caption: Know how Ms. Washington always said I'd never amount to nuthin'? Ms. Wash -- from first grade? … An' how when I sent Russell Simmons my first rap on the eight track, he shattered it with a baseball bat, lit it on fire and mailed it back to me C.O.D.? (Sigh) Just no call, doing that to a two-year-old. Well the C-Dog has finally arrived, fools. Look at this. A fan from Maine sent it. Is this a bear? Yeh, it -- what? No, fool, it's somebody SUV! An' the plates say "CDOGFAN"! MS. WASHINGTON, YOU AN' RUSSELL SIMMONS CAN KISS MY B ... Looks like a bear to me.
     
16. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2009-06-28 grade 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2009-06-28 Pub. Date: 2009-06-28
Image Number: 35440
Caption: … Well if you ask me, it's ironic for a teacher to TELL you how to spell "Freedom".
     
17. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2008-01-03 grade 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2008-01-03 Pub. Date: 2008-01-03
Image Number: 21001
Caption: Phil Anders? You're dating PHIL ANDERS? He's changed since grade school, Lemont. He used to torture the kindergarteners, Susan! Actually, turns out he didn't. He used to shove their heads in the toilet until they almost drowned! He used to waterboard the class hamster! I've heard that's not "torture."
     
18. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2008-01-02 grade 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2008-01-02 Pub. Date: 2008-01-02
Image Number: 21000
Caption: So, how come you never showed up to the reunion? 'Cause I ran into Phil Anders at the metro station. Remember him? Phil? That little punk from 6th grade? The whiner who followed us around and stunk like rotten cabbage? We're dating now. Rotten cabbage is nutritious.
     
19. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2007-11-03 grade 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2007-11-03 Pub. Date: 2007-11-03
Image Number: 19123
Caption: So you want to go with me to the school reunion, Susan? Won't the crazy vegetarian chick mind? I get the impression she's jealous of me. Nah, she's totally cool with the idea. In fact, she insisted I take you. She did? At the top of her lungs. How dense are you?
     
20. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2007-11-02 grade 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2007-11-02 Pub. Date: 2007-11-02
Image Number: 19122
Caption: So you're not going with me to my elementary school reunion? Mun- munch. Mun- munch. Fine. I guess it'll just be me and our son. Munch. Oh, you're not taking him. Munch. Chomp. Munch. Say what? Munch. He's a BABY. If you want something for show and tell, take your gold fish. Chomp. Munch. Chomp.
     
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