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1. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2019-07-09 gotta 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2019-07-09 Pub. Date: 2019-07-09
Image Number: 178421
Caption: Hey, Big L, wassup? Listen, I can't make it to your barbecue tomorrow. Why not? Whachoomean Why not? What you is, my momma? My girl? My parole officer? I'm a grown man. I don't gotta tell nobody why not nothin'. Even if you don't come, you owe me for your half of the food I bought. See you at noon.
     
2. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2019-06-01 gotta 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2019-06-01 Pub. Date: 2019-06-01
Image Number: 177798
Caption: There gonna be a whole generation of elbow arthritis. We evolved to be hunters an' gatherers, bruh. Not to hold phones and iPads right up to our faces. You gotta outstretch your arms once in a while, Big L … because that way it's easier for you to see my passwords? Would you rather secure your bank account? Or would you rather end up like this here?
     
3. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2019-04-01 gotta 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2019-04-01 Pub. Date: 2019-04-01
Image Number: 177040
Caption: Which nursery rhymes did your mom sing you? All the classics, Big L. She sange to "Getcho @#$ to bed right now," she sang me "Don't You Let Me Catch You Out Your Room." An' she sang one that was passed down for hundreds of years: "Shutcho @#$ Ip, I Gotta Get Up Early." Remember when you used to ask me why I never wanted to sleep over at your place? My favorite was "I'm Sorry Baby, Momma's Just Tired."
     
4. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2018-12-12 gotta 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2018-12-12 Pub. Date: 2018-12-12
Image Number: 175377
Caption: Member how I watch your boy for you? Well, I need a favor too right quick. You want me to watch your pet pigeon? Nah, bruh … I want you to testify that you a voice actor I hired to sound like Nat King Cole, 'cause Nat King Cole people suing me for sampling him in my album. I'll watch your pigeon. All you gotta do is up sync to the testimony I recorded for you usin' Nat King Cole voice.
     
5. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2018-10-21 gotta 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2018-10-21 Pub. Date: 2018-10-21
Image Number: 174386
Caption: Ask Sadie. Our resident 90-something-year-old radio pundit Sadie Cohen answers actual reader questions. AS away at asksadieshow@gmail.com (if you're sure you want the answer). Dear Sadie, I have to give a speech. When I stand up in front of people to talk, my palms get sweaty, my stomach hurts, and I suddenly have to use the bathroom, even I didn't eat anything. any advice? - Shy in Scottsdale. Excellent question. It reminds me of the very first time I was supposed to give a big speech. It as May 6, 1937 ... As head of the Ladies Auxiliary of Manchester Township's Dirigible Fan Club, I was to give a rousing welcome to an incoming blimp. As the German airship drifted gently overhead, I picked up the microphone, and ... By the ay, you know what people don't tell you? They don't tell you that it could create a spark when you accidentally whack a microphone on a mental box full of fireworks. I was by no means relieved about not having to give a speech that day. That would be wrong. And it was by no means intentional ... not provably so, anyway. Anyway, what were you asking about, again? How quickly to establish an alibi? Um ... that's ok. I've gotta go. Asksadieshow@gmail.com
     
6. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2018-05-08 gotta 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2018-05-08 Pub. Date: 2018-05-08
Image Number: 171290
Caption: Y'know ... if there were a human civilization 13,000 years ago that was more advanced than we are now, it would explain everything. How so, Lemont? Sorry, no time to tell you right now. It'd take more time than we have. Well, just summarize it. Can't do that. I'll be just getting to the amazing part, and you'll check your watch and say Sorry, gotta go. In the time it took you to say all that, you could've told me. Do we have time to set up a time when we'll have time?
     
7. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2017-11-27 gotta 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2017-11-27 Pub. Date: 2017-11-27
Image Number: 165417
Caption: How's your mom, Lemont? She's great. That's good, that's good. How 'bout mentally? She's not forgetting your name … not forgetting how she got to your house … not calling you "Delfina"? Um … how's your mom, Susan? Fine, nothing's wrong. At all. Susan … you know you can tell me anything. "Anything." ... Yeah, you were right. Well, gotta go.
     
8. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2017-10-11 gotta 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2017-10-11 Pub. Date: 2017-10-11
Image Number: 163630
Caption: Bruh, you gotta stop writing about "Star Track Discovery." Don't nobody like it. Get over it. "Trek." And it's a great show! It's just a vocal minority online that keep coming up with ridiculous reasons to hate it. They decided long before they ever saw it was gonna be horrible, and now they just don't want to be wrong. It's textbook case of confirmation bias! I knew you wasn't gonna make no sense, an' I was right.
     
9. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2017-08-11 gotta 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2017-08-11 Pub. Date: 2017-08-11
Image Number: 161295
Caption: What we gotta go anywhere else for? Y'all can have your Norways an' Canadas an' Denmarks … if you need to be "happy" an' "educated" an' "health-cared" an' not shot or locked up in a private prison. All y'all soft bruthas can move if you want to, but C-Dog ain't 'fraid of hard-livin'. I'm not running away, Clyde, I just want us to measure up to every other civilized country. You want a unicorn with that, or just a pony?
     
10. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2017-04-18 gotta 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2017-04-18 Pub. Date: 2017-04-18
Image Number: 157013
Caption: List of places a brotha ain't gotta visit before he die be getting' longer, Big L. Florida, 'cause of "Stand Your Ground" … Chicago 'cause of all them gunfights … the whole Middle East 'cause of Isis 'n' them … I should name the list an' trademark it. Lotta people be leavin' money on the table when they don't trademark. "Bucket List" would've been worth millions. Whachoo got that rhymes with "Bucket List"?
     
11. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2017-01-06 gotta 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2017-01-06 Pub. Date: 2017-01-06
Image Number: 152859
Caption: I feel like a burrito right now, Clyde. You can't have no burrito, Big L. You a single dad raisin' a two-year-old baby. What'll happen to him if you drop dead of a heart attack? Parents who don't take care of theyselves an' don't watch they carbs an minerals an' such is selfish. Whatever. Give me back my burrito, Clyde. Somebody gotta look out for the children.
     
12. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2017-01-03 gotta 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2017-01-03 Pub. Date: 2017-01-03
Image Number: 152856
Caption: What do you mean you have to stay at my place for two weeks? I'm an unarmed black man. Seem like police, vigilantes an' bruthas be shootin' unarmed black men once every couple weeks. I just gotta wait till the next one happen, then I'll have another two-week window to talk home. It's like it's open season on unarmed black men ... an' erebody think they Elmer Fudd. Look on the bright side: Plenty of other people get shot too ... That didn't come out right.
     
13. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2016-08-09 gotta 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2016-08-09 Pub. Date: 2016-08-09
Image Number: 147066
Caption: How do I take care of my child, do my work, and still make time to do the things I used to do for fun? C-Dog's Incredibly Bad Advice $2. Your problem is you think you can have e'rethang. Butcha-cain't! Get over it! In life, you ALWAYS gotta pick two outta three. Is that backed up by any studies? Oh, so you want advice cheap, quick and well-informed?
     
14. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2016-03-17 gotta 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2016-03-17 Pub. Date: 2016-03-17
Image Number: 140512
Caption: Have you signed up for Obamacare yet? #@$% no. Republicans gonna win big in November. Then they gonna kill Obamacare. So if I sign up for it an' like it, I'll be disappointed when I lose it. That's not the dumbest reason I've heard. You gotta work on your compliments.
     
15. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2015-12-06 gotta 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2015-12-06 Pub. Date: 2015-12-06
Image Number: 135628
Caption: How come you never come to my book signings? I ain't have all that free time, Big L. C-Dog busy. Gotta keep it hustlin'. You know how I do. How you do what? What do you mean, "How you do what?" "How I do … " "How we do … " It's an expression, bruh. No it's not. It's just an incomplete sentence. What you're "expressing" is that you can't finish a sentence. I feel like expressions used to be clever. Since when has not finishing a sentence been clever? And you wanna know why I ain't go to your book signings. What a lazy country we've become.
     
16. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2015-11-26 gotta 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2015-11-26 Pub. Date: 2015-11-26
Image Number: 135625
Caption: I was going to break up with this girl I've been Facebook-chatting with. Bussaba Benjakalyani, from Bangkok. She's really nice. I didn't want to just unfriend her, so I went to her Facebook page to chat. Come to find out, she's already unfriended me. Could you believe that? That violates one of the cardinal rules of dating-someone-you've-never-met-over-Facebook. Well now you gotta get her to re-friend you, jus' so you can unfriend her.
     
17. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2015-08-18 gotta 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2015-08-18 Pub. Date: 2015-08-18
Image Number: 131275
Caption: I don't see why you wanna buy a house, Big L. Because that's how families build wealth. I want to own something I could leave to my son that'll change his life. Yeh, but then you gotta sleep with one eye open for the rest of your life. I have more faith in my son than that, Clyde. Make sure you write a living will, is all I'm sayin'.
     
18. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2015-07-28 gotta 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2015-07-28 Pub. Date: 2015-07-28
Image Number: 130315
Caption: Hey, man … It's me, Lemont. Your roommate from college. Can you believe it's been 18 years? Where'd the time go? How's life? How's everything? Still have that dog? You've joined what? … You've joined ISIS? Oh. Um … That's … Uh … How's that going? That working out? Listen, I've gotta go. I have a thing to get to. No, no, I don't still live in the same place. I'm in Antarctica now.
     
19. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2015-06-02 gotta 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2015-06-02 Pub. Date: 2015-06-02
Image Number: 127776
Caption: I've gotta do something about my son. He won't go to sleep till about 4 A.M. It's driving me crazy. "The Dude Abuses." You want me to take care of this? There are ways, bruh. You don’t even wanna know about it. I can have that little dude sleepin' by 4 o'clock in the afternoon. I think I'll just let him grow out of it. I'll abduct his teddy bear, you write the note. (This cartoon was originally published on 2013-05-21).
     
20. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2015-03-30 gotta 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2015-03-30 Pub. Date: 2015-03-30
Image Number: 124957
Caption: Did you watch the "Empire" finale? Yeh. Weeks ago. Where you been at? I just barely got caught up on the whole season on Hulu. Listen, bruh … you want me to talk to you about a show, you gotta be on C-Dog schedule. Watch it when I do or you outta luck. Nobody watches anything at the same time anymore, Clyde. That's probably why don't nobody get along no more.
     
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