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Cartoonist(s): |
Mike Peters |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Mother Goose and Grimm |
Viewable Date: |
2019-12-08 |
Pub. Date: |
2019-12-08 |
Image Number: |
180660 |
Caption: |
My girlfriend, coos to me like a dove. Bar. My girlfriend sings to me like a canary. My girlfriend … watches me like a hawk!
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Cartoonist(s): |
Mike Peters |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Mother Goose and Grimm |
Viewable Date: |
2019-12-07 |
Pub. Date: |
2019-12-07 |
Image Number: |
180659 |
Caption: |
Shop. Homina. Dress $. Excuse me. How much is this coat? Eight and a half hominas.
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Cartoonist(s): |
Mike Peters |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Mother Goose and Grimm |
Viewable Date: |
2019-12-06 |
Pub. Date: |
2019-12-06 |
Image Number: |
180658 |
Caption: |
Attila, here's a salmon pate, beautifully sculpted in the shape of a fish. And Grimm … here's your dogfood … my compliments to the can.
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Cartoonist(s): |
Mike Peters |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Mother Goose and Grimm |
Viewable Date: |
2019-12-05 |
Pub. Date: |
2019-12-05 |
Image Number: |
180657 |
Caption: |
2000 Flushes.
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Cartoonist(s): |
Mike Peters |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Mother Goose and Grimm |
Viewable Date: |
2019-12-04 |
Pub. Date: |
2019-12-04 |
Image Number: |
180656 |
Caption: |
You know that area rug you brought home today? Yeah. Was that an Area 51 rug?
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Cartoonist(s): |
Mike Peters |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Mother Goose and Grimm |
Viewable Date: |
2019-12-03 |
Pub. Date: |
2019-12-03 |
Image Number: |
180655 |
Caption: |
I didn't know obedience school had its own night court.
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Cartoonist(s): |
Mike Peters |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Mother Goose and Grimm |
Viewable Date: |
2019-12-02 |
Pub. Date: |
2019-12-02 |
Image Number: |
180654 |
Caption: |
Oh dear. What's wrong? Mom asked me to get a Chapstick our of her purse … but I gave her a gluestick by mistake. She still isn't talking to me.
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Cartoonist(s): |
Mike Peters |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Mother Goose and Grimm |
Viewable Date: |
2019-12-01 |
Pub. Date: |
2019-12-01 |
Image Number: |
180591 |
Caption: |
You left my water bowl outside again. Thud.
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Cartoonist(s): |
Mike Peters |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Mother Goose and Grimm |
Viewable Date: |
2019-11-30 |
Pub. Date: |
2019-11-30 |
Image Number: |
180590 |
Caption: |
Grimm, were you chasing a kid on a bike? No, I don't even own a bike!
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Cartoonist(s): |
Mike Peters |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Mother Goose and Grimm |
Viewable Date: |
2019-11-29 |
Pub. Date: |
2019-11-29 |
Image Number: |
180589 |
Caption: |
I'm worried about my health. I asked the vet What's my blood type? He said, B positive. I said, I am positive. But what's my blood type?
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Cartoonist(s): |
Mike Peters |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Mother Goose and Grimm |
Viewable Date: |
2019-11-28 |
Pub. Date: |
2019-11-28 |
Image Number: |
180588 |
Caption: |
Can I have some more turkey? No, your button popped out. You're done.
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Cartoonist(s): |
Mike Peters |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Mother Goose and Grimm |
Viewable Date: |
2019-11-27 |
Pub. Date: |
2019-11-27 |
Image Number: |
180587 |
Caption: |
I forgot, New York prosecutors can overrule a Trump pardon.
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Cartoonist(s): |
Mike Peters |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Mother Goose and Grimm |
Viewable Date: |
2019-11-26 |
Pub. Date: |
2019-11-26 |
Image Number: |
180586 |
Caption: |
Actually, I'd be more thankful for mailman flavored canned dogfood.
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Cartoonist(s): |
Mike Peters |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Mother Goose and Grimm |
Viewable Date: |
2019-11-25 |
Pub. Date: |
2019-11-25 |
Image Number: |
180572 |
Caption: |
This says if you change a piece of artwork by 20%, then it's your artwork. Really? You mean I can get a copyright and everything? Yeah. Where are you going? To find an agent.
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Cartoonist(s): |
Mike Peters |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Mother Goose and Grimm |
Viewable Date: |
2019-11-24 |
Pub. Date: |
2019-11-24 |
Image Number: |
180483 |
Caption: |
I don't know what smells worse, Grimm's friends or my 8 year old odor eater.
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Cartoonist(s): |
Mike Peters |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Mother Goose and Grimm |
Viewable Date: |
2019-11-23 |
Pub. Date: |
2019-11-23 |
Image Number: |
180482 |
Caption: |
… Those whistleblowers are the worst.
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Cartoonist(s): |
Mike Peters |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Mother Goose and Grimm |
Viewable Date: |
2019-11-22 |
Pub. Date: |
2019-11-22 |
Image Number: |
180481 |
Caption: |
After we split-up. I really regretted the Tramp tattoo.
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Cartoonist(s): |
Mike Peters |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Mother Goose and Grimm |
Viewable Date: |
2019-11-21 |
Pub. Date: |
2019-11-21 |
Image Number: |
180480 |
Caption: |
US Mail.
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Cartoonist(s): |
Mike Peters |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Mother Goose and Grimm |
Viewable Date: |
2019-11-20 |
Pub. Date: |
2019-11-20 |
Image Number: |
180479 |
Caption: |
Mom can you tell me what a solar eclipse is? No sun. Okay, then maybe I'll just Google it.
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Cartoonist(s): |
Mike Peters |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Mother Goose and Grimm |
Viewable Date: |
2019-11-19 |
Pub. Date: |
2019-11-19 |
Image Number: |
180478 |
Caption: |
I just love cable … no commercials. What are you watching? The Shopping Network.
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