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1. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2019-06-03 good advice 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2019-06-03 Pub. Date: 2019-06-03
Image Number: 177936
Caption: I need to supplement my income. Would driving for Uber be a good idea? C-Dog's Incredibly Bad Advice $2. 'Fore I begin, bruh, full disclosure … I own a lot of Uber stock. But that in no way affect what I say about it. When I give advice, I couldn't care less whether it make me money or cost me money. I'm offended you'd even entertain the notion. I hard some Uber drivers actually lose money. Fake news.
     
2. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2015-12-08 good advice 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2015-12-08 Pub. Date: 2015-12-08
Image Number: 136220
Caption: I've been talking to this lady in Vancouver. It's going great, but I want to take our relationship to the next level. C-Dog's Incredibly Bad Advice $2. Easy, bruh: Take your lady on a double date. But make sure the other woman in that other couple think you cute. If your girl see the other woman ignorin' her man to look at you, she gonna get mad jealous. How's that a good thing? Ain't nothin' take a relationship to the next level better'n jealousy.
     
3. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2015-03-28 good advice 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2015-03-28 Pub. Date: 2015-03-28
Image Number: 124646
Caption: Clyde, if every romantic relationship you've ever had ended in humiliation and disaster would you try dating someone you already get along with ... maybe a good friend? YOU'RE NOT MY FRIEND, YOU KNOW! (This cartoon was originally published on 2013-01-07).
     
4. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2013-06-27 good advice 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2013-06-27 Pub. Date: 2013-06-27
Image Number: 98450
Caption: C-dog, what's the key to a good long-term relationship? C-dog's incredibly bad advice. 50 cents. The key is to always pay attention to e'rething your girl do an' say. So I'll know how to keep her happy? So you can throw all that #$% back in her face later on.
     
5. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2013-03-09 good advice 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2013-03-09 Pub. Date: 2013-03-09
Image Number: 94135
Caption: I have a two-year-old, Clyde. I need to be really selective about the women I date. I can't date someone who doesn’t want to have kids. That'd be a formula for disaster. You so wrong. It's the formula for a easy escape. Date a girl who don’t want kids. Then when she try to get a commitment, say "Hey, there's somethin' I forgot to tell you ... " Good talk, Clyde. Thug 4 Life.
     
6. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2013-01-07 good advice 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2013-01-07 Pub. Date: 2013-01-07
Image Number: 91983
Caption: Clyde, if every romantic relationship you've ever had ended in humiliation and disaster would you try dating someone you already get along with ... maybe a good friend? YOU'RE NOT MY FRIEND, YOU KNOW!
     
7. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2012-01-06 good advice 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2012-01-06 Pub. Date: 2012-01-06
Image Number: 74807
Caption: Doctor Dogg's How to Live Large when you a broke #$% fool with no job! Honk! We gon' git right into it. Let's say you get a utility bill in the mail that say "final notice," whachoodo? Pay it. Uh-uh, fool! Smack! This is gonna be good. You wait til they send it again in red letters. Then you only pay the past-due amount.
     
8. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2010-12-17 good advice 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2010-12-17 Pub. Date: 2010-12-17
Image Number: 55240
Caption: Do you think that's crazy, Susan? Why would I think that's crazy? Most of us dream that our future selves traveled back through time in our dreams to give us advice … … and then when we wake up, we do exactly what our future selves told us, just in case it was REAL. Good. For a moment I was having second thoughts. Dios mio.
     
9. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2010-12-11 good advice 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2010-12-11 Pub. Date: 2010-12-11
Image Number: 55015
Caption: What do you mean, "Good thing most people don't consider the source"? SPARE CHANGE? BANKRUPTY ADVICE $2.
     
10. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2010-05-21 good advice 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2010-05-21 Pub. Date: 2010-05-21
Image Number: 47475
Caption: The key to being a great public speaker … let go of the fear of being a BAD public speaker. C-Dog's Incredibly Bad Advice $2. Just be REAL and you can't be bad. You'll be the opposite of bad. You know what's the opposite of BAD? Good. Dab. … Huh? That'll be $2.
     
11. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2010-05-20 good advice 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2010-05-20 Pub. Date: 2010-05-20
Image Number: 47474
Caption: You only afraid of public speaking 'cause you think the audience gonna eat you alive. Well, it's TRUE. … but so what? They even did that to Richard Pryor. But he jujitsued those hecklers, Big L. Do what he did. Acknowledge their hostility and make them laugh about it. No, threaten to slap them in the mouth with your- Good talk, Clyde. C-Dog's Incredibly Bad Advice $2.
     
12. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2010-05-18 good advice 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2010-05-18 Pub. Date: 2010-05-18
Image Number: 47472
Caption: … That said, one time I saw a brotha dragged offstage with a hook after they threw bottles at his head … … And five, seven other dudes pummel' him with trash can lids, stole his shoes an' tossed him out of the club. An' can you believe those shoes didn't even fit me? ... I mean, fit them? ... But yeh, nothing "bad" can happen if you do public speaking. Good talk, Clyde. C-Dog's Incredibly Bad Advice $2.
     
13. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2010-05-17 good advice 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2010-05-17 Pub. Date: 2010-05-17
Image Number: 47471
Caption: I have to give a big speech, but public speaking scares the spit out of me. I've tried emulating great public speakers like Roosevelt, Clinton, King -- That's ya problem right there. You mean if I were to stop trying to be like good public speakers and just let myself be ME, I'd do fine? No, I mean you're boring as @#$%. Shut up already. C-Dog's incredibly bad advice $2.
     
14. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2009-08-29 good advice 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2009-08-29 Pub. Date: 2009-08-29
Image Number: 37760
Caption: Don't worry, baby. When the girls are older they're gonna look for a nice, kind, respectful man. So you just be who you are, baby, and someday. Pardon me. I just want to tell you that this memory is complete bull. Women don't ever outgrow their desire for the "bad boy." They suppress it. The trick is finding one who's so good at suppressing what she really wants that she'll be willing to settle for your boring behind. MOMMA! Have a good day.
     
15. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2009-05-28 good advice 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2009-05-28 Pub. Date: 2009-05-28
Image Number: 34377
Caption: Dear Annie, my father-in-law said I'm not man enough for his little girl. So I showed him one of my epithelial cells under extreme magnification and pointed out the Y chromosome. So what I want to know is, is there a non-surgical way to remove an atomic wedgie? I DIDN'T SIGN UP FOR THIS!
     
16. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2009-05-26 good advice 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2009-05-26 Pub. Date: 2009-05-26
Image Number: 34375
Caption: Good news and bad news, Brown. Bad first, sir. We've had to lay off Annie Wiseacre, the "Dear Annie" advice columnist. Aw, man! I've been reading her column since… Forever, it'll be a shame to see it disappear. Well, now for the good news.
     
17. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2009-02-07 good advice 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2009-02-07 Pub. Date: 2009-02-07
Image Number: 29878
Caption: Ghost of Richard Pryor, how can I stop sayin' the n-word? Look within, my child. Everything you need to make any change you want is already within you. Really? I don't know. It's just a polite thing to say. Good talk, Richard Pryor. …Like sayin' "Have a nice day" when you really don't give a @#$%.
     
18. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2008-12-11 good advice 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2008-12-11 Pub. Date: 2008-12-11
Image Number: 28588
Caption: Let me ask you something, Brother Brown. If the church your father built was dying… …and you thought all you had to do was say Liberals were no good; then the White House would give you millions of dollars… …to feed the hungry, house the orphans and do God's work, wouldn't you do it? I heard you just bought a hot tub. You don't think orphans deserve bubbles?
     
19. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2008-11-29 good advice 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2008-11-29 Pub. Date: 2008-11-29
Image Number: 28302
Caption: All right, Sherry, you have a good one! Pardon me… What exactly does that mean? Have a good WHAT? It's probably better to say "Have a good day." It's just as insincere, and it has the added benefit of making sense. Beat it! Beat WHAT?
     
20. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2008-07-05 good advice 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2008-07-05 Pub. Date: 2008-07-05
Image Number: 24666
Caption: I don't think your advice is working, dude. My girlfriend's still getting bored with me. Did you act like a "bad boy"? Chicks are into that. Yeah. C-Dog's incredibly bad advice. 50 cents. Did you treat her like spit so she'd be desperate to get back on your good side? Yeah. Did you cheat on her with her sister? Not really. Tsk. Look, the C-Dog can only help those who help theyselves.
     
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