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1. Comic Strip Mike Lester  Mike du Jour 2019-08-18 goldfish 
Cartoonist(s): Mike Lester
Comic/Cartoon: Mike du Jour
Viewable Date: 2019-08-18 Pub. Date: 2019-08-18
Image Number: 179000
Caption: This morning I was sitting in the drive-thru … and I didn't notice the car in front pull away … prompting the lady behind me to lay on her horn. But I didn't get mad because we don't know what people are going through. Hooooooooonnnnk!!! Her goldfish have died. Her team might have lost. Or her favorite bachelor could have gotten booted. Boot! Let me guess - you bought her breakfast ... No. I told the clerk in the drive-thru my wife was behind me and had my wallet.
     
2. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2018-07-29 goldfish 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2018-07-29 Pub. Date: 2018-07-29
Image Number: 172924
Caption: What's your worst fear, Lemont? Easy. Vacuum decay. As you probably know … The Higgs Field that holds the entire universe together could collapse at any moment. If at any point in reality, a tiny part of the Higgs Field slipped from its high-energy state to its lowest one, it would start an entropic cascade. It would collapse the entire Higgs Field. A bubble would expand at the speed of light obliterating the laws of physics within its growing sphere. Galaxies, stars, planets, you, me, goldfish ... All of our atoms would be instantly blasted apart. And get this: It may have already happened. Since it only grows at the speed of light, we'll have no warning at all ... I'm also afraid of the dentist. If I can't sleep tonight it's totally your fault.
     
3. Comic Strip Mike Lester  Mike du Jour 2018-06-16 goldfish 
Cartoonist(s): Mike Lester
Comic/Cartoon: Mike du Jour
Viewable Date: 2018-06-16 Pub. Date: 2018-06-16
Image Number: 172080
Caption: A cask of your finest Nelson's Folly!! A nipperkin o' Yellow Jack, wench!! Hardtack with sea biscuits and act smartly!! Those aren't choices. Pretzels or Goldfish. Pick one … Blimey.
     
4. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2018-05-16 goldfish 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2018-05-16 Pub. Date: 2018-05-16
Image Number: 171509
Caption: You'll never guess what happened, Randy. What's that? The cryptocurrency I created exploded last night. People are mining and trading like crazy. There are only 100 million Rudycoing in existence, and once they're gone, they're gone. Guess what I did? I bought you 1,000 of them before the public caught wind of it. Now you 1,000 coins are worth $15,000 each. I have not idea what any of that means, but it sounds like you're single-handedly destroying the whole world's economy. Once Rudycoins are all taken, I'm going to start Flippercoin. It's names after my goldfish.
     
5. Comic Strip J.C. Duffy  Fusco Brothers 2018-02-08 goldfish 
Cartoonist(s): J.C. Duffy
Comic/Cartoon: Fusco Brothers
Viewable Date: 2018-02-08 Pub. Date: 2018-02-08
Image Number: 167999
Caption: Before I agree to go out with you, I think you should know that my last relationship ended when I flushed him down the toilet. You're probably wondering if he was a goldfish. I think it's best if you keep wondering.
     
6. Comic Strip J.C. Duffy  Fusco Brothers 2017-11-20 goldfish 
Cartoonist(s): J.C. Duffy
Comic/Cartoon: Fusco Brothers
Viewable Date: 2017-11-20 Pub. Date: 2017-11-20
Image Number: 164774
Caption: Axel, do goldfish actually think? No sure. Are those air bubbles or thought balloons?
     
7. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2017-08-09 goldfish 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2017-08-09 Pub. Date: 2017-08-09
Image Number: 161299
Caption: I read on Candorville.com that was rank 29,705th in the world when it comes to attention spans. What? Aren't there only 196 countries? The article didn't just include human countries. It included the various animal kingdoms and the plant republics. Did you know that Americans have an eight-second attention span ... but the goldfish who live in little Lionel Brown's aquarium kingdom at 1492 MLK Way in Candorville have a nine-second attention span? Are you sure you weren't reading a humor column? I don't know, I only read the first sentence.
     
8. Comic Strip John Deering  Strange Brew 2017-02-11 goldfish 
Cartoonist(s): John Deering
Comic/Cartoon: Strange Brew
Viewable Date: 2017-02-11 Pub. Date: 2017-02-11
Image Number: 154266
Caption: I've heard there's nothing inside the castle.
     
9. Comic Strip Mike Peters  Mother Goose and Grimm 2016-12-26 goldfish 
Cartoonist(s): Mike Peters
Comic/Cartoon: Mother Goose and Grimm
Viewable Date: 2016-12-26 Pub. Date: 2016-12-26
Image Number: 152630
Caption: This sign says a goldfish has an attention span of only 3 seconds. Ha, ha, that's longer than your attention span. What's longer than my attention span.
     
10. Comic Strip Sam Hurt  Queen of the Universe 1990-09-22 goldfish 
Cartoonist(s): Sam Hurt
Comic/Cartoon: Queen of the Universe
Viewable Date: 2016-12-20 Pub. Date: 1990-09-22
Image Number: 34507
Caption: Believe it or not, Peaches, this is going to hurt me more than it hurts you�I thought he might say that�
     
11. Comic Strip J.C. Duffy  Fusco Brothers 2016-11-09 goldfish 
Cartoonist(s): J.C. Duffy
Comic/Cartoon: Fusco Brothers
Viewable Date: 2016-11-09 Pub. Date: 2016-11-09
Image Number: 148541
Caption: Dear diary, Tomorrow's "Fusco Brothers" script calls for me to have a conversation with a goldfish. I have decided to ask my agent to get me an audition for a part in "Rex Morgan, M.D."
     
12. Comic Strip J.C. Duffy  Fusco Brothers 2016-10-25 goldfish 
Cartoonist(s): J.C. Duffy
Comic/Cartoon: Fusco Brothers
Viewable Date: 2016-10-25 Pub. Date: 2016-10-25
Image Number: 147986
Caption: Why did you name him "Julius"? He has an "Et tu, Brute?" look on his face.
     
13. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2016-08-18 goldfish 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2016-08-18 Pub. Date: 2016-08-18
Image Number: 147388
Caption: Susan's out of town next week. Momma's got plans. My old boss is going to be on a fishing trip. My mailman is going to be eloping in Vegas. The corner hobo is going to be out of town at a convention. Ok, now I'm feelin' a little less honored that you asked me to watch yo' son for you. Just don't tattoo him like you did my goldfish.
     
14. Comic Strip J.C. Duffy  Fusco Brothers 2016-07-14 goldfish 
Cartoonist(s): J.C. Duffy
Comic/Cartoon: Fusco Brothers
Viewable Date: 2016-07-14 Pub. Date: 2016-07-14
Image Number: 143993
Caption: I wonder what Julius is thinking. Probably "read my lips."
     
15. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2016-04-01 goldfish 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2016-04-01 Pub. Date: 2016-04-01
Image Number: 141149
Caption: It's the "Ask Sadie" advice hour. "Holden" in Dallas, you're on. What's your problem?! I've been trying to get my wife to watch "The Expanse" on Syfy channel, but she refuses to even give it a chance. She won't watch any of my favorite shows with me. What can I do? YOU CAN GET A LIFE. Or you can continue to bug her about your tv shows, she can leave you for a romantic, oiled-up helicopter pilot, and you can watch your shows with your pet goldfish. I don't have a goldfish.
     
16. Comic Strip Jerry Van Amerongen  Ballard Street 2016-02-05 goldfish 
Cartoonist(s): Jerry Van Amerongen
Comic/Cartoon: Ballard Street
Viewable Date: 2016-02-05 Pub. Date: 2016-02-05
Image Number: 137992
Caption: Another unsettling evening for Bobby the goldfish.
     
17. Comic Strip Dave Coverly  Speed Bump 2015-11-22 goldfish 
Cartoonist(s): Dave Coverly
Comic/Cartoon: Speed Bump
Viewable Date: 2015-11-22 Pub. Date: 2015-11-22
Image Number: 134817
Caption: I don't know why I love rainy days. I just do.
     
18. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2015-10-18 goldfish 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2015-10-18 Pub. Date: 2015-10-18
Image Number: 133464
Caption: I never liked Donald Trump. I always thought he was just a blowhard. What are you talking about? You were crazy about Trump. Just last month you were right here, wearing a Trump hat, holding a Trump poster, and reading Trump's book. You told me you'd renamed your goldfish "Donald," and you had colored your hair orange. Newsweak. You said you were picking up "illegals" from in front of Home Depot to help you build a wall around your house. Let's not pretend you weren't totally into Trump. Who is this "Trump" of whom you speak? Stop that.
     
19. Comic Strip J.C. Duffy  Fusco Brothers 2015-10-05 goldfish 
Cartoonist(s): J.C. Duffy
Comic/Cartoon: Fusco Brothers
Viewable Date: 2015-10-05 Pub. Date: 2015-10-05
Image Number: 131595
Caption: It's creepy the way his eyes follow you across the room. It's even creepier the way they follow you into the bathroom.
     
20. Comic Strip J.C. Duffy  Fusco Brothers 2015-07-24 goldfish 
Cartoonist(s): J.C. Duffy
Comic/Cartoon: Fusco Brothers
Viewable Date: 2015-07-24 Pub. Date: 2015-07-24
Image Number: 129054
Caption: Al, why is Julius wearing a beret? He must have seen it on the cover of "GQ" … "Goldfish Quarterly."
     
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