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1. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2018-07-29 goldfish 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2018-07-29 Pub. Date: 2018-07-29
Image Number: 172924
Caption: What's your worst fear, Lemont? Easy. Vacuum decay. As you probably know … The Higgs Field that holds the entire universe together could collapse at any moment. If at any point in reality, a tiny part of the Higgs Field slipped from its high-energy state to its lowest one, it would start an entropic cascade. It would collapse the entire Higgs Field. A bubble would expand at the speed of light obliterating the laws of physics within its growing sphere. Galaxies, stars, planets, you, me, goldfish ... All of our atoms would be instantly blasted apart. And get this: It may have already happened. Since it only grows at the speed of light, we'll have no warning at all ... I'm also afraid of the dentist. If I can't sleep tonight it's totally your fault.
     
2. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2016-08-18 goldfish 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2016-08-18 Pub. Date: 2016-08-18
Image Number: 147388
Caption: Susan's out of town next week. Momma's got plans. My old boss is going to be on a fishing trip. My mailman is going to be eloping in Vegas. The corner hobo is going to be out of town at a convention. Ok, now I'm feelin' a little less honored that you asked me to watch yo' son for you. Just don't tattoo him like you did my goldfish.
     
3. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2015-10-18 goldfish 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2015-10-18 Pub. Date: 2015-10-18
Image Number: 133464
Caption: I never liked Donald Trump. I always thought he was just a blowhard. What are you talking about? You were crazy about Trump. Just last month you were right here, wearing a Trump hat, holding a Trump poster, and reading Trump's book. You told me you'd renamed your goldfish "Donald," and you had colored your hair orange. Newsweak. You said you were picking up "illegals" from in front of Home Depot to help you build a wall around your house. Let's not pretend you weren't totally into Trump. Who is this "Trump" of whom you speak? Stop that.
     
4. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2014-03-13 goldfish 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2014-03-13 Pub. Date: 2014-03-13
Image Number: 108530
Caption: Susan's out of town next week. Momma's got plans. My old boss is going to be on a fishing trip. My mailman is going to be eloping in Vegas. The corner hobo is going to be out of town at a convention. Ok, now I'm feelin' a little less honored that you asked me to watch yo' son for you. Just don't tattoo him like you did my goldfish.
     
5. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2009-04-02 goldfish 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2009-04-02 Pub. Date: 2009-04-02
Image Number: 31251
Caption: Twitter. Vampire closing in. If don't make it, some1 feed my goldfish. Tap tap tap tap tap tap. Error: No internet connection. Time out. Huh? What're you doing? Trying to update my Twitter feed at Twitter.com/Candorville. All 12 of my subscribers want to hear every little detail of my life. Connection established. Ok, let's go. Vampire behind the times. Tap tap tap tap tap tap.
     
6. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2008-10-04 goldfish 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2008-10-04 Pub. Date: 2008-10-04
Image Number: 27049
Caption: Hey Clyde, is Lemont here? Nah, girl. But he sent a note. "Hey guys. Can't tell you I'm an embedded journalist on a mission to rescue John McCain's long-lost honor from a prison camp in Vietnam… "…because that's classified. Please feed goldfish. xoxo, Lemont." Dios mio. I know. Like we ain't got spit to do but feed that dude's fish.
     
7. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2007-11-02 goldfish 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2007-11-02 Pub. Date: 2007-11-02
Image Number: 19122
Caption: So you're not going with me to my elementary school reunion? Mun- munch. Mun- munch. Fine. I guess it'll just be me and our son. Munch. Oh, you're not taking him. Munch. Chomp. Munch. Say what? Munch. He's a BABY. If you want something for show and tell, take your gold fish. Chomp. Munch. Chomp.
     
8. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2006-10-21 goldfish 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2006-10-21 Pub. Date: 2006-10-21
Image Number: 15024
Caption: Now I lay me down to sleep. I pray the Lord my soul to keep. If I get e-mail 'fore I wake … I pray the Lord don't let it be from a perverted old congressman. Too much CNN for this guy.
     
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