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61. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2013-04-19 God 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2013-04-19 Pub. Date: 2013-04-19
Image Number: 95774
Caption: Astronomers found what might be a livable planet just 12 light-years away. Thug 4 Life. Don’t you know what this means? It don’t mean nothing to you an' me. We can't even get 12 blocks 'cause this bus never show, an' you wanna go 12,000 miles. 12 light-years is not 12,000 miles. Oh, ok. So when you going? Next Tuesday?
     
62. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2013-03-30 God 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2013-03-30 Pub. Date: 2013-03-30
Image Number: 95008
Caption: Obama thinks he's a king! He's using executive actions to ram through things congress doesn't want. Thank God for Culture Clash. He delayed the deportation of young illegals! He stopped defending the anti-gay-marriage law! And that's just for starters! He's using executive orders more than any other President in history. Thank God for Culture Clash. Maybe 'cause this is the most filibuster-happy Congress in history. I don't see what that has to do with anything. Thank God for Culture Clash.
     
63. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2013-03-18 God 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2013-03-18 Pub. Date: 2013-03-18
Image Number: 94734
Caption: When a man is witness to a passing unicorn, he thinks "My God … I just saw a unicorn!" But when a man is witnessed witnessing a unicorn, that SECOND witness adds nothing bit skepticism about what the first witness witnessed. DO you know why mankind no longer believes in the supernatural, Rosencrantz? It's because the Earth is now filled with 7 BILLION "second witnesses." Tyrone, I still don't buy that a unicorn ate my sandwich.
     
64. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2013-02-23 God 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2013-02-23 Pub. Date: 2013-02-23
Image Number: 93620
Caption: I'm tired of Republicans saying we need to change our policies in order to appeal to the rising tide of Latino voters. We don’t need to change our message, we only need to change the way we communicate it. Thank God For Culture Clash. How do you say "go home" very politely in Spanish? Did you know "Rosetta Stone" costs as much as a small country? Thank God For Culture Clash.
     
65. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2013-01-26 God 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2013-01-26 Pub. Date: 2013-01-26
Image Number: 92643
Caption: I've figured out what true love is, Clyde: it's when someone would never dream of changing you. Thug 4 Life. It's when someone likes all you annoying habits and mannerisms … … Because that's what makes you you. Thank God For Culture Clash. Thug 4 Life. What if trying to change YOU is the other person's annoying habit? Thank God For Culture Clash. Thug 4 Life.
     
66. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2013-01-01 God 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2013-01-01 Pub. Date: 2013-01-01
Image Number: 91699
Caption: You think there'll ever be a white President? Thank God For Culture Clash. Thank God For Culture Clash. Thank God For Culture Clash.
     
67. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2012-12-17 God 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2012-12-17 Pub. Date: 2012-12-17
Image Number: 91099
Caption: Mesoamerica, 3114 B.C. Great Itzamna! Who goes there?! Relax. I'm Lemont Brown. I was drifting off to sleep, and thought "Imagine if I could go back in time and get someone in the media to write a story … " … About how the world's going to end in 2012. Might change everything." Are you cisin the death god or a dream from bad maize pudding? Huh?
     
68. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2012-11-26 God 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2012-11-26 Pub. Date: 2012-11-26
Image Number: 90357
Caption: It's freezing. Where's your jacket? Thug 4 Life. What trench coat? I don’t own any trench coat. Thank God for Culture Clash. Thug 4 Life. I didn’t say anything about a trench … Wait … What did you do? Nothing. Thank God for Culture Clash. Thug 4 Life. Hypothetically speaking, what's the best way to burn a trench coat? Thank God for Culture Clash. Thug 4 Life.
     
69. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2012-11-21 God 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2012-11-21 Pub. Date: 2012-11-21
Image Number: 90133
Caption: Do you ever wonder why so many religious people fear science, Rosencrantz? Not really. It's because they don’t realize that science has proven God exists. Quantum theory suggests that reality can only exist when it's being observed. And since many hasn't been here forever ... ... WHO observed things before we got here? Roaches.
     
70. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2012-11-14 God 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2012-11-14 Pub. Date: 2012-11-14
Image Number: 89719
Caption: You ever did somethin' you regret? Somethin' so bad that you think back to how your mom used to talk about Jesus? … Somethin' so bad that you wish there was no God, so no one would know about it? What did you do, Clyde? Don’t change the subject.
     
71. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2012-11-09 God 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2012-11-09 Pub. Date: 2012-11-09
Image Number: 89425
Caption: 2016! 2016! 2016! 2016! Mainstream Media. Thank God For Culture Clash. CLINTON! CUOMO! CHRISTIE! 2016! Mainstream Media. Thank God For Culture Clash. The east coast is still struggling to recover from hurricane Sandy. Troops are still dying in Afghanistan. Our drones are killing innocent civilians in Pakistan. Mainstream Media. Thank God For Culture Clash. Wait. ... What? 2016! '16! 2016!!! Mainstream Media. Thank God For Culture Clash.
     
72. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2012-11-07 God 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2012-11-07 Pub. Date: 2012-11-07
Image Number: 89423
Caption: … Were surprised when the President stripped to his undershorts and shouted "Thank God that's over!" Click. Thug 4 Life. After the tornado carved out a path of destruction that looks like a middle finger, scientists believe Earth is not only alive, but very sarcastic. Click. Thug 4 Life. Walking toward the Mars Rover. It appears to be mankind's first image of a - Click. Thug 4 Life. This End Up. " ... Gilligaaaan, the Skipper toooo, the millionaire, and his wiiiiiiiiife ... " Thug 4 Life.
     
73. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2012-10-26 God 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2012-10-26 Pub. Date: 2012-10-26
Image Number: 88839
Caption: What's your problem, Big L? Thug 4 Life. You said God spoke to you. He's NEVER spoken to me. And I've been going to church all my life! I'm like Kai Winn, the Vedek who never once heard from the prophets! What on Earth you talkin' about? … From Star Trek: Deep Space Nine. I think I might know why God don't be wantin' to talk to you. It's like I opened the Orb of Patheticness.
     
74. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2012-10-25 God 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2012-10-25 Pub. Date: 2012-10-25
Image Number: 88838
Caption: GOD spoke to me last night, Big L. Seriously? Thug 4 Life. Woke me up at 3 A.M. an' said "Never underestimate the power of a clear conscience." So I told him "Yeah, I know 'bout that … Thug 4 Life. " … But I'm not a power-mad individual. Thug 4 Life.
     
75. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2012-10-23 God 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2012-10-23 Pub. Date: 2012-10-23
Image Number: 88836
Caption: Behold, Clyde, the good news. Shhh! I am the Lord, I am the universe. I am ALL. You may not want to "shoosh" Me, is what I'm saying. I said "shhh," not "shoosh." They're the same … Oh, never mind.
     
76. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2012-10-03 God 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2012-10-03 Pub. Date: 2012-10-03
Image Number: 88012
Caption: Liberals. Hollywood. Academics. College hippies. Poor freeloaders who don’t pay income taxes. Feminists. Illegals. Food stamp recipients. The media. Thank God for Culture Clash. I can't stand any of those worthless, un-American groups … … Because they're just so divisive. Thank God for Culture Clash.
     
77. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2012-09-30 God 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2012-09-30 Pub. Date: 2012-09-30
Image Number: 87550
Caption: I'm through with looking for a woman to date. That's drastic. Dr. Noodle. Not really. I've realized I've always had a void. Deep in my soul. PhD. I've always felt alone, unloved, unneeded … As if there were no one expecting me to be a great man. When I was a kid, I filled that void with comics. Then later, with a woman's love. But you've realized the void is just too deep for anyone to fill? There is no woman alive who can love me so completely ... ... That I'll finally feel like I'm an important part of the world and I have a purpose. You're thinking of seeking GOD'S love? I'm thinking of dating TWO women. PhD. v
     
78. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2012-09-08 God 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2012-09-08 Pub. Date: 2012-09-08
Image Number: 87124
Caption: You like oatmeal? Thug 4 Life. Sometimes. Thank God for Culture Clash. Thug 4 Life. But sometimes that fool be getting' on my nerves to the point where I call him by his real name, "Clarence." He hate that. Thank God for Culture Clash. Thug 4 Life. What? What? Thank God for Culture Clash. Thug 4 Life.
     
79. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2012-08-31 God 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2012-08-31 Pub. Date: 2012-08-31
Image Number: 86878
Caption: What's your name? What? Are you serious? We've been running into each other at this bus stop for almost ten years … and you don't even remember my name? What's my name? Don't change the subject. Time. Thank God for Culture Clash.
     
80. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2012-08-05 God 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2012-08-05 Pub. Date: 2012-08-05
Image Number: 84533
Caption: Something smells funny. Your mom smells funny. Watch it. Watch your MOM. That's not funny. Your mom's not funny. You cant keep saying "your mom" about everything. That's annoying. You need to grow up, Clyde, or before you know it nobody's gonna want to talk to you. I think your stove has a gas leak. Your MOM has a- Never mind. Let's just blow up. Maybe that'll teach you. Thank God for Culture Clash. Thug 4.
     
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