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Darrin Bell |
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Candorville |
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2014-01-14 |
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2014-01-14 |
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106172 |
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How long you gonna be here, Big L? Oh, I don’t know … If my son and I are in your way, we can leave; even though it's 40-below outside … and even though you come over to my place ALL THE TIME whether I'm home or not. If you want us to leave, Clyde, just say the word. The word. NOT LEAVING!!! Thug 4 Life. Thank God for Culture Clash. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
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Candorville |
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2013-12-27 |
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2013-12-27 |
| Image Number: |
105431 |
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Do you know how I know there's no God, Rosencrantz? Because we've been abandoned. Will Eat For Food. I once spun a top, Tyrone. I spun it and I walked away. How it fell, I have no idea. But I know this: an intelligent being spun that top. I thought you said YOU spun that top. Don't resent me just because I just blew your mind. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
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Candorville |
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2013-12-22 |
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2013-12-22 |
| Image Number: |
104853 |
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Sup, Big L. How your family be doin'? Oh my God … Bus. Clyde … Do you feel any sudden numbness? Maybe some weakness in your face, arm or leg? Especially on one side of your body? Are you having any trouble walking? Huh? What the @#!$ is you talkin' 'bout, Big L? Clyde, you NEVER express any interest in the well-being of others ... So when you asked about my family ... Naturally I assumed you'd had a stroke. I have been feelin' sleepy at night. That a symptom? |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
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Candorville |
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2013-12-20 |
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2013-12-20 |
| Image Number: |
105214 |
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Feudalbanc Massacard, this is Carol Ann, how may ah help yew, sugah? Oh, thank God, last time I was stuck talking to someone in Indonesia. Oh I know just what yew mean, like one tam, I was tryin' ta get ta Jacksonville an' I took the wrong plane. Fell asleep, an' when I woke up, wouldja believe I was lookin' at the Eiffel Tower? Well all I wanted in the whole world was to talk to a real live Amurican right about then. That brings to mind a funny story. Take about an hour ta tell it right. Could you transfer me to someone in Indonesia? |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
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Candorville |
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2013-11-25 |
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2013-11-25 |
| Image Number: |
104370 |
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Don’t say it. I wasn't gonna say anything. Thank God For Culture Clash. I told you so. Wrong! George Zimmerman was set up AGAIN! |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
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Candorville |
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2013-11-11 |
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2013-11-11 |
| Image Number: |
103798 |
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John 1:48-50 … Nathaniel said to him, "How do you know me?" Jesus answered him … "Before Philip called you, I saw you standing under a fig tree." Nathaniel said, "Rabbi, you are the son of God! You are the king of Israel!" Jesus replied: "Because I said I saw you standing under a fig tree ... ?" You're the only man I know who reads the bible for jokes. (This cartoon originally published on 11/4/2011). |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
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Candorville |
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2013-11-04 |
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2013-11-04 |
| Image Number: |
103505 |
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The South's new "voter ID laws" have nothing to do with race. Yeah, right. Thank God For Culture Clash. No really, it says right here in "The Delusional Black Man's Guide to Interpreting The Behavior of Others," top of page 150,786. "Even if they are recording everything you do, it's only to catch terrorists and will never be used against you if you're not a terrorist." Oops ... My bad; this is "The Delusional Citizens Guide to Interpreting The Behavior of Government." |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
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Candorville |
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2013-11-03 |
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2013-11-03 |
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102932 |
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I don’t want to watch the game. Let's watch something else. But it's the CANDORVILLE REDNECKS, bruh. Ain't you got no home pride? Forget it, man. Their name is just totally offensive and racist. I refuse to watch another game till they change it. Whachoomean? They always had that name. It's TRADITION, dawg. It don't mean nothin' bad. What do you mean? It's a hateful stereotype. Look at their mascot! REDNECKS. You saying you don't see anything wrong with that? The game on, bruh. C'mon, do the "GETTER DUN!" cry with me. Thank God For Culture Clash. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
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Candorville |
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2013-10-11 |
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2013-10-11 |
| Image Number: |
102500 |
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Republicans in the House seem to think if they don’t like somethin', they don’t have to pay the bills. Thug 4 Life. It's just like when my man Wesley Snipes refused to pay his taxes. I think Wesley Snipes should be Speaker of the House. Thank God For Culture Clash. I don't wanna see John Boehner be Blade, though, so I'ma have to deliberate on this some more. I feel dumber for having heard all that. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
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Candorville |
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2013-10-08 |
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2013-10-08 |
| Image Number: |
102497 |
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I'm tired of people blaming republicans for the government shutdown. It's both sides' fault. I mean, libs refused to negotiate Obamacare. They insisted it was a done deal. Thank God For Culture Clash. SINCE WHEN has something been "done" just because it was passed by both houses of congress, signed into law by the president, and upheld by the Supreme Court? Since 1787. You're not supposed to answer hypothetical questions. |
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Darrin Bell |
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Candorville |
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2013-10-04 |
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2013-10-04 |
| Image Number: |
102219 |
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Republicans think Obamacare is socialism. More and more polls show people disapprove of Obamacare. Mainstream Media. Thank God For Culture Clash. … Although a significant number disapprove because it's not socialist enough. MSM. What was that? REPUBLICANS HATE OBAMACARE! LIBERALS AGREE WITH THEM! |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
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Candorville |
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2013-09-04 |
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2013-09-04 |
| Image Number: |
101089 |
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Heavenly Father, I feel the need to deliver word about the evils of twerking. But I can't find anything about it in the Scriptures. So I'm thinking of just illustrating the point myself, by twerking during the singing of the Hymns. Reverend of the Year 2000. Hey ... I didn't even ask you to give me a sign yet. |
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Darrin Bell |
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Candorville |
| Viewable Date: |
2013-08-17 |
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2013-08-17 |
| Image Number: |
100294 |
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You know what I hate worse than almost anything, Clyde? When I tell someone over and over again, for decades, not to eat my food without asking but they do it anyway. Thank God for Culture Clash. You know what else I can't stand? Throwing out egg salad just because it's gone really, really bad. I mean, even rotten egg salad has it's uses. I'm gonna get you for thi- OGAWD! |
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Darrin Bell |
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Candorville |
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2013-08-15 |
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2013-08-15 |
| Image Number: |
100292 |
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Chaos isn't a pit. Chaos is a ladder. Many who try to climb it fail and never get to try again. The fall breaks them. General Hospital. And some are given a chance to climb but refuse. They cling to the realm, or love, or the gods, illusions. Do you know why he's here, doctor? Sssh! Offhand, I'd say it's because his cable is out at home. Great ... You made me miss Littlefinger's retort to Lord Varys! |
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Darrin Bell |
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Candorville |
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2013-08-05 |
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2013-08-05 |
| Image Number: |
100031 |
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You hear about the pope? No. What about the pope? He said he has no problem with gay peop. Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na. Thank God For Culture Clash. Whatever. He didn’t mean what it sounded like he meant. He also said "Who am I to judge." NA-NA-NA-NA-NA-NA! |
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Darrin Bell |
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Candorville |
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2013-06-04 |
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2013-06-04 |
| Image Number: |
97639 |
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GOVERNMENT'S SPYING ON JOURNALISTS' EMAILS! Mainstream Media. Thank God For Culture Clash. MSM. GOVERNMENT'S SPYING ON JOURNALISTS' EMAILS! It's a direct threat toward the freedom of the press. It endangers one of the pillars of our democracy. Wait … Are you actually talking about something important? OH. UM ... AMANDA BYNES INSULTED RIHANNA ON TWITTER! |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
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Candorville |
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2013-06-01 |
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2013-06-01 |
| Image Number: |
97404 |
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Did they have running water when you were a kid? Hold on, kid … Thank God for Culture Clash. I know you're like five minutes old, but your youth doesn't make me old. I'm still young, too. When you're my age, you'll see what I mean. Did they have the internet when you were a kid? That's not important right now. |
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Darrin Bell |
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Candorville |
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2013-05-27 |
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2013-05-27 |
| Image Number: |
97399 |
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What time is it? Why? Why you gotta ask "why?" Why come you can't just answer the question? It's insulting that you don’t just assume I have a good reason for asking. What time is it? 11 A.M. Oh good … The "I Ain't The Baby Daddy" show on. THAT'S WHY I ASKED WHY! Thug 4 Life. Thank God For Culture Clash. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Candorville |
| Viewable Date: |
2013-05-13 |
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2013-05-13 |
| Image Number: |
96899 |
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Excuse me, can you show me how to get to the train station? I'm going home. Huh? I'm sleeping, I'm not going anywhere. Who are you, anyway? My name's Emmett Roscoe Bell Sr. I'm not rich or famous. I raised a family. I was a bus driver for over 40 years. I served in World War II. I'm a normal working-class man. I did the best I could with the 94 years God gave me. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Candorville |
| Viewable Date: |
2013-05-08 |
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2013-05-08 |
| Image Number: |
96587 |
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Do you believe in God, Tyrone? Yes, I … That's the first time I've ever heard you call me by my name, Rosencrantz. And? Names are for strangers, that's why friends make up nicknames for one another; or simply dispense with saying names altogether. Tyrone, that's t-- Fine, if that's how you want it, we're through! (Originally published 2011-05-25). |
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