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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-10-22 |
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2019-10-22 |
| Image Number: |
180048 |
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Did you see last night's game? Eli Manning was incredible. So shapely. Stop it! I won't have my girlfriend drooling over the buttocks of the New York Giants' quarterback. What about his incredible gorgeous, taut calves?! I hate fall.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-10-18 |
Pub. Date: |
2019-10-18 |
| Image Number: |
179945 |
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Guys, I still can't sleep. I can't stop worrying. The café is losing money. My hours have been cut back. I don't have a girlfriend. And it seems one of the primates in my bed has bad gas! Come soon, dawn.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-06-28 |
Pub. Date: |
2019-06-28 |
| Image Number: |
178265 |
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Which woman did you play Xbox 360 with? If you tell me the truth, I'll show mercy. Mumble mumble. I can't understand you. Mumble, Darlene, mumble. Did you say Darlene? Darlene? The woman of your dreams?! That Darlene?! Were there high scores involved?! I'm sorry. So terribly sorry.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-06-27 |
Pub. Date: |
2019-06-27 |
| Image Number: |
178264 |
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You played Xbox 360 with another woman?! Who?! Whom. What? The proper phrasing of the question is: With whom did you play 360? Whom has been advising you?!!! Randy. He said the grammar bit could backfire.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-06-26 |
Pub. Date: |
2019-06-26 |
| Image Number: |
178263 |
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Rudy what have you done? Did you cheat on me? Tell me, please. Just say it. Not exactly. I spent an afternoon with another woman. Playing Xbox 360. Monster! Our controllers never touched!
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-06-25 |
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2019-06-25 |
| Image Number: |
178262 |
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Do you believe that people in a relationship should be totally honest with each other? You know I do. But do you also believe there are things not worth sharing, such as when one person is sort-of unfaithful with another person. Specifically, with a person of the woman variety. Insult, injury, more insult.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-06-24 |
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2019-06-24 |
| Image Number: |
178241 |
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Laurel, hi. I brought you flowers. You did. How sweet. You never bring me flowers. Never. Not once. And chocolates. Shaped like tiny cell phones. What bad thing have you done? Spill it!
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-06-22 |
Pub. Date: |
2019-06-22 |
| Image Number: |
178175 |
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Do I have to tell Laurel that I played video games with Darlene? Yes. In your eyes, playing video games is sacred. You have compromised your relationship with Laurel by playing with another woman. The truth is hard. But it's the only way. What if it was just physical? I never emotionally connected to the console! Weirdo.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-06-19 |
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2019-06-19 |
| Image Number: |
178172 |
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I did a bad thing. You cheated on Laurel. I cheated on Lau … huh, how did you know? The signs are so clear. You think I've never cheated on a girlfriend with a team of NFL cheerleaders I met on a cross-country bus? This is bad enough without you making me feel inferior! Was it the 49ers? The Jets? Say hi for me.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-06-04 |
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2019-06-04 |
| Image Number: |
177963 |
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I'm not a total idiot. I have self-awareness. I know I can act destructively when I'm restless. But this is different. I don't see what is destructive about visiting Darlene, my unrequited true love, when I've already got a serious girlfriend. See how self aware I am? you're standing on my foot.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-06-01 |
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2019-06-01 |
| Image Number: |
177824 |
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This is it. The law firm where Darlene works. I'm dating Laurel. We're falling for each other. It would be very destructive to go find Darlene. But it would be fun and exciting. The inside voice is so reasonable. Don't forget flowers.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-05-31 |
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2019-05-31 |
| Image Number: |
177823 |
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I'm bored and broke. My gadgets seem old and outdated. I can't buy anything new. I can't work because the economy stinks. I'll just die of boredom. Hold on. Surely you can think of some other exciting and self-destructive activity to distract you from facing your real problems. Ooh, my inside voice has an idea. What's Darlene up to?
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-05-16 |
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2019-05-16 |
| Image Number: |
177635 |
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I'm leaning over to kiss Lauren. What're you doing? Possible interruption. Stop live blogging. Girlfriend upset. Can you please tell me what you're thinking? Tune into my blog, woman! Major disconnect.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-04-23 |
Pub. Date: |
2019-04-23 |
| Image Number: |
177336 |
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You're bored. Not true. It's understandable, you're a teacher on summer vacation. I'm not bored. I'm just kicking it. You've been staring at me for four hours. It's interesting what you're doing. Stocking canned goods. Fascinating.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-03-10 |
Pub. Date: |
2019-03-10 |
| Image Number: |
176439 |
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Un croissant, s'il vous plait. Not following This does not count. I'm not done. Also deux espresso. For ma belle femme, une omelette avec fromage. No. No. No. No. No. You said you'd take me on a trip. This is just a stupid café! Sweetie, use your imagination. Inhale the scent of French food. Picture quaint architecture. Think of this strange little waiter as a colorful street performer. Practice speaking in the local tongue. Le petit man is quite strange. Leave me out of this! Monsieur, where is your - how do you say? - toilettes?
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-03-08 |
Pub. Date: |
2019-03-08 |
| Image Number: |
176654 |
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Tell Laurel that I'm sorry. I'll try to listen better. I'll pay more attention to her and I'll try to be less distracted. Our relationship is more important to me than some silly new Apple Macbook that is the thinnest most beautiful laptop ever constructed. She's more important than the sleek and sexy iPhone, the gorgeously rendered collector's edition of Grand Theft Auto IV, or the winsome pitch of an incoming text message. You'll tall her that for me? Not in so many words.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-03-07 |
Pub. Date: |
2019-03-07 |
| Image Number: |
176653 |
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Laurel thinks you don't really know who she is. She doesn't feel like you two are getting to the next level of intimacy. She thinks that you know more about the ins and outs of your iPhone than you do about her. Wow. She said that? Yep. She spoke ill of the iPhone? Not my point. We stand as one, brother man.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-03-06 |
Pub. Date: |
2019-03-06 |
| Image Number: |
176652 |
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My client vigorously denies your charges. He says he has great respect for what makes you special. He knows that you like Amy Winehouse, watching The Office, secondhand clothes. You're reading off my Facebook page. He knows you're on Facebook. You're both off my friends list.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-03-05 |
Pub. Date: |
2019-03-05 |
| Image Number: |
176651 |
| Caption: |
Rudy does not really pay attention to who I am as a person. He doesn't think about what makes me special. He knows I like candy, but not that I like Gummy Bears. He knows I like music, but doesn't care that my favorite is Amy Winehouse. I'm sorry. None of this is possible. What do you mean? My client wasn't in the country on the day in question. Making this much worse.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-03-04 |
Pub. Date: |
2019-03-04 |
| Image Number: |
176650 |
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I'm representing Rudy in your relationship discussions. It's common sense. It will enable both parties to not get too emotional. You're trying to prevent emotion from bleeding into a relationship discussion. Check. Dumbest thing I've ever heard! Calm down.
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